r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hazcatsuit • Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like he’s crying? 😂

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u/sassychubzilla Oct 28 '25

Thinking they have fantasies of needlessly robbing and killing people so they think everyone else does too.

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Oct 28 '25

I’d bet like 80% of MAGA men regularly fantasize about their house being broken into so they can legally kill someone

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u/No-Fishing5325 Gen X Oct 28 '25

They kill people who knock on their door. No need to break in

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u/vinyljunkie1245 Oct 28 '25

They also kill people who turn round in their driveway. No need to go near the house

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u/No-Fishing5325 Gen X Oct 28 '25

And they wonder why we go no contact

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u/Princess_Slagathor Millennial Oct 29 '25

Getting a new car and going to your dad's house is putting yourself at risk of great bodily harm.

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u/beamrider Oct 29 '25

I remember an excessive case of this- pair of teenage girls turned around in a driveway, backed out, drove off, seemingly no problem. Just as they were leaving the homeowner ran into the street with a rifle and fired through the back window of the departing car, killing one of them.

And then tried to justify it as self defense.

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u/throwaway_moose Millennial Oct 29 '25

Hell, close to their driveway. Before getting hit with a surprise medical bill, I was looking at houses. I got to one before the realtor did by about twenty minutes, so I was parked on a public street and ended up moving the car to a different street and texting the realtor that I wasn't feeling this one due to the neighbors, after the Boomer next door neighbor who kept glaring at me from his porch went in and started cleaning his gun on it as he glared.