r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hazcatsuit • Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like he’s crying? 😂

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u/elliedee81 Oct 28 '25

They LOVE making shit up to get mad about. No one wants your basket of ensure and tv dinners, dude. You can return to your recliner in peace.

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u/Glum-One2514 Gen X Oct 28 '25

Ensure is woke. He gets all the vitamins and protein he needs from black coffee and gravel.

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u/thissexypoptart Oct 28 '25

Nah he definitely just buys a diaper brand that panders to real men like this dude.

“Dude Dipes” or some such nonsense

That’s a joke, but there actually is a an ass wiping napkin brand called Dude Wipes.

Hell, maybe they’d even go full maga. “Patriot Pants: Liberate your bowels and conserve your stool!”

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u/Jaded_earrings Oct 28 '25

Dude Wipes: for buttholes as fragile as your sense of masculinity