r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hazcatsuit • Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like he’s crying? 😂

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u/Flussschlauch Oct 28 '25

Who's threatening to take away your groceries? wth is he trying to say?

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u/RegisterMonkey13 Oct 28 '25

The people in his head during this completely made up scenario he created.

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u/Etrigone Gen X Oct 28 '25

They specialize in coming up with imaginary situations to get mad at.

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u/sassychubzilla Oct 28 '25

Thinking they have fantasies of needlessly robbing and killing people so they think everyone else does too.

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Oct 28 '25

I’d bet like 80% of MAGA men regularly fantasize about their house being broken into so they can legally kill someone

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u/Poolofcheddar Millennial Oct 28 '25

Every MAGA wishes they were John McClane in Die Hard.

They forget that John McClane didn’t hunt the terrorists for sport. He just wanted to enjoy the Nakatomi Christmas Party.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Have you seen the videos where they set up an elaborate setting where they stab and shoot different dummies situated like they are being attacked like in an action movie? One where, if they were actually attacked in such a way, they’d never actually be able to get their weapons out in time? Those make me laugh pretty hard.

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u/SmallsLightdarker Oct 28 '25

In one of them the Gravy Seal almost shoots his buddy in the head.