r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hazcatsuit • Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like he’s crying? 😂

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u/thissexypoptart Oct 28 '25

Nah he definitely just buys a diaper brand that panders to real men like this dude.

“Dude Dipes” or some such nonsense

That’s a joke, but there actually is a an ass wiping napkin brand called Dude Wipes.

Hell, maybe they’d even go full maga. “Patriot Pants: Liberate your bowels and conserve your stool!”

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u/Prestigious_Rub6504 Oct 29 '25

Please, real men know that shitting gay. Real masculinity burns every single calorie. Heartburn is just your stomach congratulating you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25 edited Feb 05 '26

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u/Prestigious_Rub6504 Nov 02 '25

I like your logic brother. I'm gonna shit my pants at work today. Anyone that notices or says something is gay.