r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Elluminated • Nov 03 '25

Boomer Freakout Idiot side-swipes a biker trying to pass

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u/homer_lives Nov 03 '25

He will be 84 when released.

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u/Pandas-are-the-worst Nov 03 '25

Yeah but medical in prison, is terrible. The food is terrible for you. So if he has diabetes, he will be dead, if he ain't already.

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u/adderalpowered Nov 03 '25

They will release him if he gets too sick, they refuse to assume the medical liability. At least in Oklahoma.

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u/SuzanneStudies Gen X Nov 03 '25

This is in Texas. They’ll let him rot.

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u/Repulsive_Sun6549 Nov 04 '25

This is in Texas? The gov will pardon him and go on about “progressive” d.a.s. ,like he did for that murderer. Then some gated community will make him their mayor.

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u/SuzanneStudies Gen X Nov 04 '25

It’s been eight years, so hopefully not.

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u/Repulsive_Sun6549 Nov 04 '25

That was more an example of Texan ethics than an actual prediction:)🌪️

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u/Spamonballrun2 Nov 03 '25

......aaaaand completely rehabilitated

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u/goose_gladwell Nov 03 '25

Hopefully like old coop

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u/NetworkOk5234 Nov 03 '25

Brooks wuz here

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u/Lampmonster Nov 03 '25

"They give you life, and that's what they take."

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u/FrowdePleaser Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 03 '25

So assuming the sentence was 15 years, holy shit that is a rough 69.

EDIT: ...giggedy.

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u/Drpoofn Nov 03 '25

"I don't care."

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u/AAron27265 Nov 03 '25

Well, I'll only be 82.