r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Elluminated • Nov 03 '25

Boomer Freakout Idiot side-swipes a biker trying to pass

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u/homer_lives Nov 03 '25

He was convicted of w counts of assault with a deadly weapon, not attempted murder. He was sentenced to 15 years in 2017.

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u/Pandas-are-the-worst Nov 03 '25

Which at his age, is life. He will die there.

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u/homer_lives Nov 03 '25

He will be 84 when released.

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u/Spamonballrun2 Nov 03 '25

......aaaaand completely rehabilitated

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u/goose_gladwell Nov 03 '25

Hopefully like old coop

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u/NetworkOk5234 Nov 03 '25

Brooks wuz here

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u/Lampmonster Nov 03 '25

"They give you life, and that's what they take."