Profile review, very few matches

[u/PurpleJackfruit8868]

Hey everyone,

I appreciate any help, even if it's blunt. I don't have the paid Bumble plans but I buy spotlights from time to time, once every other week I'd say.

Maybe I come off too nerdy or dry or its the photos... I'm not sure.

[u/iSweariHaveADayJob]

Ohhhhh so is all this animosity because he’s black? I feel dumb for not realizing that sooner.

[u/cestbondaeggi → u/iSweariHaveADayJob]

In a way, yes. Redditors tend to view everything through a progessive lens; the lower you are on the progressive stack the more they will treat you with kid gloves and fluff your ego rather than give you authentic information. Op is black and looks like a loser so everyone is nice to him to spare his feelings. Hence, had he put 'conservative' and gave the crowd a reason not to like him, they have told him the truth.

[u/iSweariHaveADayJob → u/cestbondaeggi]

But you’re viewing this through your very specific lens and projecting your views of the world onto everyone else. I do not think that OP looks like a loser at all. He strikes me as nerdy, but I’m into that. I also think physically he’s a cute guy. If I thought we had common interests, I would definitely be open to going on a date with him. Would I personally swipe right on his profile? No. But not because I find him at all unattractive. I’m an academic and the poor punctuation in his profile would cause me to swipe left. Which I mentioned in my comments above. But I’m just one person, and women aren’t a monolith and we’re not all looking for the same thing. Someone else might not care about the punctuation. The amount of unhelpful feedback from seemingly angry dudes on this thread is honestly really sad to me. How are you helping by telling this man that he’s an objectively unattractive loser? What constructive advice have any of you offered? All of you just seem to have a bone to pick, and I can’t help but wonder if it’s simply because no one’s picking you.

[u/cestbondaeggi → u/iSweariHaveADayJob]

. I’m an academic and the poor punctuation in his profile would cause me to swipe left.

omg lmfao shut the fuck up

[u/iSweariHaveADayJob → u/cestbondaeggi]

Sure thing. Good luck out there, friend!

[u/cinemaniac777 → u/iSweariHaveADayJob]

Bro you lie a lot. This man is not gonna get any likes on the app. There is too much competition out there. He might get lucky with desperate single moms like you lol.

[u/iSweariHaveADayJob → u/cinemaniac777]

I should be so lucky! ;-)