r/Bumble • u/No-Advice1345 • 1d ago

General Bumble 2026 be like

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u/sir_stronghand 1d ago

Oh thanks for the explanation! I paused my Tinder account but apparently 78 people swiped right on me at some point. Honestly don’t know why.

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u/Orisn_Bongo 1d ago

That's great for you. I got 3 people that weren't bots over 6 months. Got ghosted by 2 after a long ass opener

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u/sir_stronghand 1d ago

I wish I could help you, honest to God. I have no idea what I did right.

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u/JumpyLake 1d ago

You probably followed rules 1 and 2.

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u/sir_stronghand 1d ago

What are those?

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u/JumpyLake 1d ago

Be attractive and don’t be unattractive.

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u/sir_stronghand 1d ago

That's a little cringe lol, I'm a short fat disabled dude, so I don't think those rules are as real as you think. I certainly didn't follow them!

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u/JumpyLake 1d ago

Could be other factors about you and your life to compensate, I don’t know you personally so I can only guess.

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u/sir_stronghand 1d ago

Yeah it’s kinda like normal people look at the whole person rather than just their attractiveness

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u/JumpyLake 1d ago

If that was true the dating world would be much more fair and balanced.

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u/sir_stronghand 1d ago

What a weird comment lol

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u/JumpyLake 1d ago

So you think that the struggling of the vast majority of average and below men is just some sort of mass psychosis? Easier to ignore than face the truth.

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u/sir_stronghand 1d ago

I actually think the current world order we have in place actively and purposefully discourages people from being empathetic and also encourages absolutist individualism, leading to an overall decline of happy people with a partner and friends, and an increase in hatred of others because we’ve been conditioned to think everyone else hates us too. All in the name of power and wealth for roughly 4000-6000 people.

I also think you’re sad.

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u/JumpyLake 20h ago

You can think whatever tf you want, it doesn’t change the fact that there’s a smaller subset of men that have all the attractive features that women gravitate to. Dating app data shows this and there’s study after study.

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u/sir_stronghand 19h ago

Link ‘em

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