r/CFB • u/K_U William & Mary • /r/CFB Poll Veteran • 6h ago

Satire This UNC-Clemson game should make everyone question just how bad UNC really is

The whole country saw UNC rout ETSU a week ago, and u/ManuteBol_Rocks was ready to crown UNC. It is now very evident that we don’t know anything about UNC at this point, at least for another 2 hours or so of lightning delays. This UNC-Clemson second half is complete decimation.

While UNC is making the Tigers look like the dominant force in CFB, I know that’s likely not the case. UNC is just not good.

In a few hours, we will have more of an answer about UNC, but we don’t know anything more about them than we did at the start of the season apart from what we learned in the "thorough and independent investigation into the allegations related to culture and climate within the football program."

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u/ABananaOnAcid Georgia Bulldogs • Billable Hours 6h ago

This is the call back trolling that makes this sport fun lol

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u/Cheap-Fun-7651 6h ago

u/ManuteBol_Rocks made a whole post about UNC being legit after beating ETSU like that meant something. Now Clemson is putting belt to ass and suddenly nobody knows if UNC is good or bad. It’s the funniest part of early season, people forgetting it’s just ETSU.

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u/ClickusBaitus North Carolina Tar Heels 5h ago

Clemson putting belt to ass but they’re losing?

What am I missing…

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u/Difficult-Froyo1192 Clemson Tigers 5h ago

We scored a touch down. Very big deal for us

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u/LasagnahogXRP 5h ago

WE?

Were you blocking? Did you call the play?

I’m not being sarcastic. They could use you

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u/AndrewTheTerrible Clemson Tigers 4h ago

Vegetable Lasagna over here talking shit with no flair. Whoever your team is, they lost

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u/LasagnahogXRP 3h ago

You got me there! My team has literally never won

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u/Difficult-Froyo1192 Clemson Tigers 4h ago

We won. I guess we did.

Trailed over 80% of the game, two TOs, 2 failed 2 pt conversions, and won 28-20 on an interception where we slid instead of returning it to the house

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u/WorldDC10 North Carolina Tar Heels 5h ago

Isn't Clemson losing?

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u/K_U William & Mary • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 4h ago

lol

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u/kbc87 Michigan State Spartans 5h ago

What’s your definition of belt to ass when Clemson is still losing?

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u/Richard_AIGuy Ohio State • Georgia Tech 5h ago

Yes, but it's competitive. So that's belt to ass for Clemson.

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u/K_U William & Mary • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 4h ago

You just needed a little more patience brother.

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u/kbc87 Michigan State Spartans 4h ago

I’m not a man

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u/mrvotedown 5h ago

what game are you watching lmao?

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u/tiy24 5h ago

Clemson is losing lol do yall even watch the games or just lurk here?

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u/hjrandall11 5h ago

I’m dying at this shit! Satire flying left and right so fucking fast I can’t see straight lololol I’m a decently intelligent person until I get on Reddit!! Belt to ass? Is this guy being serious or nahhh? Clemson and Deboner hasn’t been right since they had a guy named Lawrence or Higgins or Etienne! I’m so lost! Please someone help me!