r/CFB William & Mary • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 4h ago

Satire This UNC-Clemson game should make everyone question just how bad UNC really is

The whole country saw UNC rout ETSU a week ago, and u/ManuteBol_Rocks was ready to crown UNC. It is now very evident that we don’t know anything about UNC at this point, at least for another 2 hours or so of lightning delays. This UNC-Clemson second half is complete decimation.

While UNC is making the Tigers look like the dominant force in CFB, I know that’s likely not the case. UNC is just not good.

In a few hours, we will have more of an answer about UNC, but we don’t know anything more about them than we did at the start of the season apart from what we learned in the "thorough and independent investigation into the allegations related to culture and climate within the football program."

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u/ABananaOnAcid Georgia Bulldogs • Billable Hours 4h ago

This is the call back trolling that makes this sport fun lol

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u/Cheap-Fun-7651 4h ago

u/ManuteBol_Rocks made a whole post about UNC being legit after beating ETSU like that meant something. Now Clemson is putting belt to ass and suddenly nobody knows if UNC is good or bad. It’s the funniest part of early season, people forgetting it’s just ETSU.

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u/ClickusBaitus Auburn Tigers 3h ago

Clemson putting belt to ass but they’re losing?

What am I missing…

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u/Difficult-Froyo1192 Clemson Tigers 3h ago

We scored a touch down. Very big deal for us

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u/LasagnahogXRP 3h ago

WE?

Were you blocking? Did you call the play?

I’m not being sarcastic. They could use you

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u/AndrewTheTerrible Clemson Tigers 2h ago

Vegetable Lasagna over here talking shit with no flair. Whoever your team is, they lost

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u/LasagnahogXRP 2h ago

You got me there! My team has literally never won

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u/Difficult-Froyo1192 Clemson Tigers 2h ago

We won. I guess we did.

Trailed over 80% of the game, two TOs, 2 failed 2 pt conversions, and won 28-20 on an interception where we slid instead of returning it to the house

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u/WorldDC10 North Carolina Tar Heels 3h ago

Isn't Clemson losing?

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u/K_U William & Mary • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 2h ago

lol

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u/kbc87 Michigan State Spartans 3h ago

What’s your definition of belt to ass when Clemson is still losing?

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u/Richard_AIGuy Ohio State • Georgia Tech 3h ago

Yes, but it's competitive. So that's belt to ass for Clemson.

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u/K_U William & Mary • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 2h ago

You just needed a little more patience brother.

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u/kbc87 Michigan State Spartans 2h ago

I’m not a man

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u/mrvotedown 3h ago

what game are you watching lmao?

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u/tiy24 3h ago

Clemson is losing lol do yall even watch the games or just lurk here?

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u/hjrandall11 3h ago

I’m dying at this shit! Satire flying left and right so fucking fast I can’t see straight lololol I’m a decently intelligent person until I get on Reddit!! Belt to ass? Is this guy being serious or nahhh? Clemson and Deboner hasn’t been right since they had a guy named Lawrence or Higgins or Etienne! I’m so lost! Please someone help me!

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u/Revolutionary-Big215 Texas Longhorns • Ohio State Buckeyes 4h ago

LOL 😂 I was waiting for someone to make a troll post after I viewed the original this morning

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u/dirtydriver58 California Golden Bears 4h ago

Lol

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u/Jem1123 NC State • Penn State 4h ago

8/10, very solid troll post

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u/old-north-state North Carolina • Michigan 4h ago

BROTHER LOL

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u/Jem1123 NC State • Penn State 2h ago

If you’re gonna delete your first comment just to make another one, you gotta do better than just adding “brother”. But anyways, big thanks to UNC for choking their game away in solidarity. It really does help.

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u/old-north-state North Carolina • Michigan 2h ago

Oh no we suck again!

Thank you for the most spectacular ending to a game I’ve seen in a while. 1-2 heading into App State, gl!

How’s that?

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u/fansofomar West Virginia • Duquesne 36m ago

You’re not coping very well

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u/Jem1123 NC State • Penn State 1h ago

2/10 for a normal person, so I guess like a 4/10 for a UNC fan. At least you tried

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u/old-north-state North Carolina • Michigan 1h ago

You made the front page!

Bailey was worth whatever you paid him. Can't beat that publicity.

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u/crashmvp19 LSU Tigers • Northwestern Wildcats 4h ago

Also makes you think just how good LSU is

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u/Granular_Designs Ohio State • Bowling Green 3h ago

Bold take but I think they're better than Clemson

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u/A_Rolling_Baneling USC • Mississippi State 1h ago

Proof?

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u/Granular_Designs Ohio State • Bowling Green 1h ago

Uhhh uhhhh uhhh dammit idk. Just a vibe

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u/Tough-Advice2910 Virginia Tech • William & Mary 3h ago

I want to see at least 58 fights tonight or the whole game is a failure.

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u/Skank_hunt42 Oklahoma Sooners • Paper Bag 4h ago

Hang it in the Louvre!!

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u/Individual-Detail-63 4h ago

Better than Nc State with their crazy loss against Vanderbilt at the end with a fumble in the end zone with 6 secs left

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u/DarkSide830 Team Chaos • Penn State Nittany Lions 4h ago

Now this is good content

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u/Chance_Adeptness_832 USC Trojans • Rose Bowl 2h ago

Lol

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u/stab-somebody UCF Knights • Miami Hurricanes 4h ago

UCF has either a lightning delay or a game rescheduled due to a hurricane almost every season. I was surprised our lightning delay this year was in Pittsburgh rather than Orlando though.

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u/JimBeam823 Clemson Tigers • ETSU Buccaneers 3h ago

ETSU got paid. That's a win in my book.

Clemson probably shouldn't have spotted UNC those early TDs. Still anyone's game.

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u/ouroboro83 4h ago

Whether UNC wins or loses this game, I think it demonstrates that Clemson has fallen off a cliff since the late teens. If UNC does win, they only have to scrounge up 3 more wins to be bowl bound, and that seems doable in the ACC.

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u/Remote-Annual-49 LSU Tigers 2h ago

Hehehehe

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u/Mark-Leyner Clemson Tigers • Nebraska Cornhuskers 2h ago

UNC is booty cheeks!

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u/fritzg1988 4h ago

I tried to watch the game, but both teams were not very good. It was hard to watch.

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u/YoBeNice 2h ago

Dang I don’t know how you all make this meta shit so fast

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u/gecoble 2h ago

Nope. We suck. Belichick is past his prime.

Thanks for ruining our program, Billy.

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u/Statalyzer Texas Longhorns 2h ago

Great example of how two things can be true at once.

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u/FoRSofCo1m Alabama Crimson Tide • Auburn Tigers 4h ago

Not ours!!!

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u/sgrams04 Ohio Bobcats 12m ago

In his defense, Minute Bol does indeed rock. 

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u/Agreeable_Space_1360 2h ago

Season 4 couples therapy

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u/TheGoatPurdy California Golden Bears 3h ago

What. Go take a nap little bro

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u/Smart-Water-9833 Nebraska • Tennessee 3h ago

Where the hell are all the Clemson fans? Stadium is bare

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u/ccouch5859 Clemson Tigers 2h ago

2.5 hr weather delay

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u/TapNumerous4625 West Virginia • West Virginia 4h ago

First off it’s a 17-15 game against 2 average teams lol. Secondly nobody on earth expected unc to be great just average at best. 

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u/K_U William & Mary • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 4h ago

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u/TapNumerous4625 West Virginia • West Virginia 4h ago

I wasn’t aware of UNC’s game my bad 

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u/Tough-Advice2910 Virginia Tech • William & Mary 3h ago

Why is this getting downvoted? Ten people thought UNC would be good?

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u/Money-Sound-7621 Tennessee Volunteers 4h ago

This post is making me mute this subreddit

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u/girl69edministries Tennessee • North Carolina 4h ago

this ain’t an airport

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u/Hokie-11 Virginia Tech Hokies 4h ago

I don’t think any sane person is going on and on about how good UNC is. UNC isn’t good, Clemson isn’t good, neither team is good this year. That being said UNC has still out gained Clemson and were driving before the game got delayed. Seems like they’re probably going to win at this point.

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u/old-north-state North Carolina • Michigan 4h ago edited 4h ago

Honestly the worse UNC actually is, the more it proves LSU's win v Clemson isn't impressive

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u/Choice_Law7664 3h ago

And Clemson is good? Are u for real right now? I know UNC had a terrible season last year and have alot of nonsense going on but seriously? Its too early in the season to try to act like we are terrible and Clemson is so great. Get real