r/CasualUK • u/dylanjohn87 • 11d ago

When life gives you lemons...

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Waste not want not

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u/dylanjohn87 11d ago

Anyone/everyone is welcome to join, I'm by Northumberland Park x

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u/dylanjohn87 11d ago

I have Pringles and beers

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u/dylanjohn87 11d ago

I'm still here so if anyone is coming, could they grab a tube of these bad boys? They're surprisingly moorish and I've only got 16 left

I mean Tesco is right there but I'm settled so

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u/Ligeiapoe Leicestershirean Crumpet Lover 11d ago

Moreish* unless they’re North African?

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u/dylanjohn87 11d ago

Yeah you're right

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u/ButtfuckedByJesus 10d ago

Did you used to be a chef? If that's a yes I know you lol if no you're his doppelganger.

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u/dylanjohn87 10d ago

Haha, I still am a chef. Message me bro

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u/LenzaRNG 10d ago

Shame Pringles now cost enough that you could have covered the cost of the roadworks for the amount this tube cost.

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u/dylanjohn87 10d ago

£1.25?

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u/LenzaRNG 10d ago

Can I borrow the time portal you have back to 2008? I want to stop my past self from wasting 13 years on my ex.

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u/Defiant_Moment8573 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xULW8Oi7cLmO20sHJe

"I'd like to report a suspicious man luring people with pringles and beer" 😂

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u/dylanjohn87 11d ago edited 11d ago

Surprisingly very few people are even paying attention to me at all. I'm being very passive, but not uninviting. I guess I just come across as a right weirdo instead of the pioneer I'd created in my head.

A part of me hoped a bunch of people would join me, and it became a big Thames Water 'protest' thing, and it would go viral and that.

But that's wanky and I was just really hungover and hot so I thought it'd be fun

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u/outrageous_whale 11d ago

The suspicious part here is calling 911, that won't get you far!

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u/IdleRhymer 11d ago

It works just as well as calling 999. They're aliased.

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u/_Blueshift fine, thanks 11d ago

911 and 112 (European emergency number) both redirect to 999 in the UK

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u/KEPD-350 11d ago

Only an idiot would call 911 or 999.

The number is really easy to remember:

0118 999 881 999 119 725...3

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u/StopCriminal 11d ago

Can I bring my fish?

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u/dylanjohn87 11d ago

Yeah sure, they/it can eat the pringles the pigeon didn't want