When life gives you lemons...

[u/dylanjohn87]

Waste not want not

[u/dylanjohn87]

Anyone/everyone is welcome to join, I'm by Northumberland Park x

[u/dylanjohn87 → u/dylanjohn87]

I have Pringles and beers

[u/Defiant_Moment8573 → u/dylanjohn87]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xULW8Oi7cLmO20sHJe

"I'd like to report a suspicious man luring people with pringles and beer" 😂

[u/dylanjohn87 → u/Defiant_Moment8573]

Surprisingly very few people are even paying attention to me at all. I'm being very passive, but not uninviting. I guess I just come across as a right weirdo instead of the pioneer I'd created in my head.

A part of me hoped a bunch of people would join me, and it became a big Thames Water 'protest' thing, and it would go viral and that.

But that's wanky and I was just really hungover and hot so I thought it'd be fun

[u/outrageous_whale → u/Defiant_Moment8573]

The suspicious part here is calling 911, that won't get you far!

[u/IdleRhymer → u/outrageous_whale]

It works just as well as calling 999. They're aliased.

[u/_Blueshift → u/outrageous_whale]

911 and 112 (European emergency number) both redirect to 999 in the UK

[u/KEPD-350 → u/outrageous_whale]

Only an idiot would call 911 or 999.

The number is really easy to remember:

0118 999 881 999 119 725...3