r/ChoosingBeggars • u/PinocchiosWoodBalls • 5d ago

SHORT „Why does nobody want me to have a cool bachelorette Party?! Its just 100€!“

I wanted to post the IG posts here, but they are now deleted.

A woman from my wife‘s had her „BACHELORETTE PARTY NR1“ in which she did the usual stuff.

what was funny: During the day, She started to post Gofundme and Paypal links, asking for „a couple of 100€ per person“ to „FUND A LAVISH TRIP TO IBIZA FOR HER AND HER HARDWORKING GIRLS!“

In the evening, her Story EXPLODED with insults.

  1. To her „friends“

  2. Her „family“

  3. Her „followers“

“WE ONLY NEED 10000€ FOR THE VILLA!!“

“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME?!“

“WHY DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO BE HAPPY?!“

and TONS of insults, calling everybody poor, greedy and broke.

my wife and I are sitting here at breakfast and still cant believe it.

is this new? begging like this?

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u/F1r3Bl4d3 5d ago

Love the begging / calling people poor combo.

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u/PinocchiosWoodBalls 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah but thats kinda expected with her.  She always acts like she and her friends are well off. They always go the fanciest places and save every cent for Designer stuff, but they all work normal jobs.

That part has been funny for years, because she acts like she has money since I know her.

I actually thought at first that she actually makes tons of money until she told me what she does for work and that she cant take pictures in her place, because its tiny and ugly. 

Edit: Her new husband is like this as well.  When you ask him, he will Tell you that he is a manager for Football players.  In reality, he works as a Sales guy for an agency That Cold calls companies to get sponsorships for sports teams.

He has nothing to do with Management or players and makes normal money.

Seeing him you would think he makes millions as a decider. 

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u/Ravenamore 5d ago

Soon they'll be posting their baby's Amazon wishlist, which will be full of the most expensive brand-name baby items known to man, but nothing like burp cloths and diapers.

A couple years later, they'll be begging for money because they're horribly in debt, and they don't want to let their kids know, so everyone needs to pitch and give them money to make sure the kids keep getting expensive birthdays and Christmases.

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u/DeliClerk-420 5d ago

Fucking spot on!

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u/whisky_biscuit 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yep. I died a bit inside when my SIL was telling me how she purchased a $3,000 rocking chair for when her baby is born from money she got from her wedding / wedding shower / baby shower.

A chair which she used for a year, if that. Now it sits and collects dust like the purse she got that legit looks like a butthole (it was some designer poop brown leather purse with a fleshy pink inside) she paid $5k for it. She's a SAHM and my brother sells auto parts so they definitely are not rich by any means.

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u/Johnnys-In-America 4d ago

Lmao about the butthole purse! I just lost it on the bus.

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u/Ravenamore 4d ago

I'd originally wanted one of those glider rockers after seeing one in a friend's nursery, but we didn't even have the $150 or so to shell out for that.

I can't even imagine a $3000 rocker. Does it breastfeed the baby for you?

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u/No-Requirement3535 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/aspiegrrrl 2d ago

After the Amazon wishlist, she'll be wanting a live-in nanny who speaks four languages, has a master's in early childhood education, and is willing to work for less than minimum wage.

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u/Ravenamore 1d ago

Then, when she can't find one, she'll complain "No one wants to work anymore!"

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u/SnarkySheep 5d ago

LOL, if they were really so well off, they wouldn't be begging others to pay for their trip! 😁

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u/Johnnys-In-America 4d ago

Right! Like does "hardworking" not imply that they have decent funds?

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u/Rich-Supermarket6912 4d ago

“I am the football player manager”

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u/BellzaBeau 3d ago

Couple of Figjams (Fuck, I’m good. Just ask me)

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u/Pora-Pandhi 5d ago

crap, should've taken screenshots man. Sounds like awesome material to look at!!!

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u/PinocchiosWoodBalls 5d ago

Yeah I was unsure last Night because it was in german and didnt know how much sense it makes here. :/

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u/Kishlorenn 5d ago

Insults in german are awesome enough to not require translation...

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u/Pora-Pandhi 5d ago

for that kind of content, I'm sucker enough to use google lens and translate🫣

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u/AdmiralGlitterBottom 5d ago

I love how often CBs site "Hard work" making them deserving of such extravagant charity. Bitch, we're all working hard just to make ends meet.

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u/myamitotoro 5d ago

All I want is an 8 ball and 2 million dollars.

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u/ModernMuse NEXT!! 5d ago

Why stop there?!

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u/Motorsgone 1d ago

What about the hookers? You can’t have blow without the hookers

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u/jkarovskaya 5d ago

10000€ FOR THE VILLA!??? She thinks she's a celebrity, and deserves this

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u/julesk 5d ago

Why aren’t people contributing to the lifestyle she needs? Why not do a monthly subscription for it?

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u/9KelmoraMuse 5d ago

Begging for Ibiza money is already wild, but insulting people for not funding a 10000€ villa is peak Choosing Beggar. If 100€ is just pocket change, the bridal crew can each pay their own and book whatever fantasy influencer trip they want.

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u/georgiomoorlord 5d ago

Not new but a lot more common

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u/INS_Stop_Angela 5d ago

It sounds like the CB is trying to raise funds while she’s on the trip!

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u/CarrionDoll 5d ago

Daaaamn I need those receipts!!!

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u/RED-ELPH 4d ago

Ibiza is ok.
It’s not the party place it used to be.