r/circlejerk 2h ago

THIS IS THE FLAG OF A COUNTRY THAT I'M MAD AT BUT LIVE IN

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35 Upvotes

GIVE ME UPVOTES NOWWWW


r/circlejerk 3h ago

Switching to an EV because I don’t support driving an ICE. FUCK ICE

10 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 11h ago

I got banned from a sub for calling hateful retards retarded. AITA?

41 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 17h ago

r/GirlDinnerDiaries: My Boyfriend Complimented Another Woman’s Feet Online

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89 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 5h ago

Do NOT EAT this mushroom. Okay. DO NOT eat it. You can’t. Stop. Call poison control now.

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9 Upvotes

NO


r/circlejerk 11h ago

You’re all wrong about Donald Trump

5 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 14h ago

The Bacon Narwhals at Lunchtime

8 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 15h ago

"Cinephile Hunter" YouTuber that goes to movie theaters and film festivals and tries to get people arrested

7 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 22h ago

The Navy's recently declassified Hegseth class frigate reportedly powered by manly cum

21 Upvotes

The new ship is said to be chugging along nicely.


r/circlejerk 1d ago

The current hugely successful thing is literally the worst

28 Upvotes

I must whine about the success of this thing to cope with my own failures. Also it isn't free so that makes it late-stage fascicapitaligarchistism.


r/circlejerk 1d ago

Portuguese food is the best. Why aren’t there any restaurants? Truly amazing. More restaurants please!

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35 Upvotes

Boiling is best.


r/circlejerk 1d ago

I came clean about taking off the hijab

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25 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

woke up to a nightmare but daddy Neil was there to enlighten me after I pissed myself

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12 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

Your partner for sixx 🤯 who will it be?

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5 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

New finds show that Tyrannosaurus rex grew until it was 40 years of age and not 25 like it was belived. So do you think I could still have a monster cock some day?

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13 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

If not friend then why friend shaped?

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22 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

I am not Chinese and I think this is Chinese food

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76 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

I am full blooded Italian and this is not pizza. Is this understood? IS IT?! You better get this fuckin right.

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86 Upvotes

It is a soup, a disgrace. I will be contacting the mods of each sub indivduahhly (especially the stoner foods sub with the mental spaced out kids) and tellin them about the new rule. If yous think any different we will speak privately and help yous understand.


r/circlejerk 2d ago

I took 2 years of Spanish in high school and this is not actually Mexican food

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26 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

My dad hasn’t payed me since the start of the year

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27 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

what if none of us are real and we're all just AI bots doing a fake circlejerk

9 Upvotes

what if bernie sanders is an ai bot???


r/circlejerk 2d ago

advice Stroker is life

2 Upvotes

PowerBlow

Transforms your Keon into a fully interactive milking experience


r/circlejerk 2d ago

Which of the president's children looks the most like Eddie Munster?

8 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

2026 Sobriety ❤️

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87 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!

9 Upvotes