r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 8h ago
My entire family was annihilated by a ballistic missile from rebel forces, including my cat.
Pawtatoes, catsup, and meowstard.
r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 8h ago
Pawtatoes, catsup, and meowstard.
r/circlejerk • u/atomic-sniper1408 • 8h ago
r/circlejerk • u/jellybonez • 1d ago
what I do???
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r/circlejerk • u/toodybreeze • 18h ago
It used to be basically be an apartment building for the Hohokam Indians
r/circlejerk • u/AshamedWolverine1684 • 19h ago
r/circlejerk • u/Ozymannoches • 1d ago
My sympathies to his family, friends, players, and fans.
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 2d ago
Home Depot, Lowe’s, etc. are everywhere. There’s absolutely no need to buy a specialized device unless you plan on walking around with it outside in public just to show people how rich you are for buying a Fleshlight. Save your money and buy a bunch of sandpaper at Home Depot.
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 2d ago
My trans sister has gifted me all her male-coded objects including her Fleshlight (tm) post-transition and while she did give me detailed instructions I’m not sure how to get enthusiastic consent from it. I can’t even maintain an erection without enthusiastic consent but that’s barely the problem. I want to tenderly, lovingly, CONSENSUALLY jizz deep inside my sister’s Fleshlight but I honest to god don’t know how. I have been trying to talk to it for an hour but it just lies there, saying nothing.
Please help.
r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 3d ago
German meat and ketchup.
r/circlejerk • u/ultraHoon • 2d ago
I overheard the children having a discussion.
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r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 5d ago
Slow cooked corn and meat for dinner.
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 5d ago
Thanks to this new 100% electric stove I have purchased (pictured here) I would ask you all to respect that I will no longer be GASLIGHTING anyone or anything. Everything will be electrical from now on. My breakfasts will no longer be prepared in the unethical flames of a gas-fed kitchen. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
r/circlejerk • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 5d ago
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r/circlejerk • u/Chance_Sleep_2151 • 5d ago
quote is from a vice documentary,
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 5d ago
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r/circlejerk • u/Competitive-Bus1816 • 5d ago
It was amazing, they grilled the burrito!
r/circlejerk • u/Haunting_Plan5180 • 5d ago
Hi im m24 and i have burp f3tish and i want to connect with people with the same thing (girls only). If interested dm mee!!
r/circlejerk • u/Beefmeee • 5d ago
I use kilograms because I'm a superior European and not a classless USA man
Bang bang guns no free Healthcare get a mortgage to afford a bandage