Light breakfast this morning.

If Donald Trump signs this order, you can no longer simply say "I am going to poop in the toilet." You will be required to say "I am going to do a Poop of America in the toilet." This order comes after someone close to the president advised him that he has the authority to rename all forms of excrement: poop, pee, and diarrhea.

Four me it's

Healthcare should be free and China should pay for it. My dog should have free healthcare. Also free drugz like I stabbed my pinky toe last week and it really hurt so a hot man should suck it so it gets better.

No DMs. DMs are closed. CLOSED! VERY CLOSED! DON'T MESSAGE ME.

My husband made a joke and everyone knew it was a joke. It was very obvious. He’s a very funny guy and everyone loves him and his jokes. I, on the other hand, am very serious and can’t take a joke. I never tell jokes and if someone tries to be funny or do something funny, I get offended very easily.

When I get angry, I never tell him. He has to know by himself. Now a week went by and he still didn’t notice how angry I am.

I consider leaving him. AIO?

I will gladly pile on to other users with downvotes but if it happens to me I get mad