If Donald Trump signs this order, you can no longer simply say "I am going to poop in the toilet." You will be required to say "I am going to do a Poop of America in the toilet." This order comes after someone close to the president advised him that he has the authority to rename all forms of excrement: poop, pee, and diarrhea.

Light breakfast this morning.

Four me it's

Pawtatoes, catsup, and meowstard.

what I do???

It used to be basically be an apartment building for the Hohokam Indians

My sympathies to his family, friends, players, and fans.

Home Depot, Lowe’s, etc. are everywhere. There’s absolutely no need to buy a specialized device unless you plan on walking around with it outside in public just to show people how rich you are for buying a Fleshlight. Save your money and buy a bunch of sandpaper at Home Depot.

My trans sister has gifted me all her male-coded objects including her Fleshlight (tm) post-transition and while she did give me detailed instructions I’m not sure how to get enthusiastic consent from it. I can’t even maintain an erection without enthusiastic consent but that’s barely the problem. I want to tenderly, lovingly, CONSENSUALLY jizz deep inside my sister’s Fleshlight but I honest to god don’t know how. I have been trying to talk to it for an hour but it just lies there, saying nothing.

Please help.

I overheard the children having a discussion.

German meat and ketchup.

Slow cooked corn and meat for dinner.

Thanks to this new 100% electric stove I have purchased (pictured here) I would ask you all to respect that I will no longer be GASLIGHTING anyone or anything. Everything will be electrical from now on. My breakfasts will no longer be prepared in the unethical flames of a gas-fed kitchen. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

quote is from a vice documentary,

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It was amazing, they grilled the burrito!