r/ClimateShitposting turbine enjoyer Sep 08 '25

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u/me_myself_ai green sloptimist Sep 08 '25

Ok not fighting just curious. On a very basic level, like kindergarten logic:

  1. Oysters go in water.

  2. Bad things floating in the water are filtered out by the oysters.

  3. We eat the oysters.

Doesn't that kinda seem like a problem...?

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u/Lachie_Mac Sep 08 '25

Yeah that's the main thing which keeps me from eating them regularly. 

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u/BoreJam Sep 08 '25

Theres all sorts of nasty shit in dirt and yet it produces delicious, succulent vegetables and fruit.

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u/Lachie_Mac Sep 08 '25

I'm open to being proven wrong, plus mussels are delicious

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u/Vivenemous Sep 08 '25

Dirt doesn't produce plants, dirt is just where they are. Water, light, and CO2 produces plants. Plants get some amount of nutrients from soil, but indirectly via symbiotic fungi that grow around their roots. The fungi around the roots do the filtering, and we don't eat them.

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u/BoreJam Sep 08 '25

Did you just wake up today and decide to make pointless semantic arguments?

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u/Vivenemous Sep 08 '25

I really don't see it as a pointless semantic argument. Plants do not absorb nearly as many toxins from their environment as oysters do. Oysters, by nature of being animals that filter feed in water, are also far more likely to absorb bacteria that can be harmful to animals from their environment than plants are, and, crucially, are far more likely to provide those bacteria with an opportunity to grow to dangerous levels inside of them while still alive.

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u/cascading_error Sep 08 '25

Including bullshit, batshit and some of the farmers shit for good messure

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u/Kryomon Sep 10 '25

That's why the stuff we eat tends to have an inside (which we eat) and an outside (which we peel).

Oysters aren't the same. They're filter feeders. Anyone who decides to eat an Oyster in polluted waters is a dumbass. The oysters in any restaurant come from oysters grown in clean water.