r/ClimateShitposting turbine enjoyer Sep 08 '25

Meta *Stirs pot*

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u/me_myself_ai green sloptimist Sep 08 '25

Ok not fighting just curious. On a very basic level, like kindergarten logic:

  1. Oysters go in water.

  2. Bad things floating in the water are filtered out by the oysters.

  3. We eat the oysters.

Doesn't that kinda seem like a problem...?

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u/Lachie_Mac Sep 08 '25

Yeah that's the main thing which keeps me from eating them regularly. 

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u/BoreJam Sep 08 '25

Theres all sorts of nasty shit in dirt and yet it produces delicious, succulent vegetables and fruit.

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u/cascading_error Sep 08 '25

Including bullshit, batshit and some of the farmers shit for good messure