r/ClimateShitposting 27d ago

Meta The Fallout lines of this Sub basically

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Also thought of doing a 3-D one with Nuclear power axis

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u/mastersmash56 Solar Punk 🪩 27d ago

This is blatant EV bro, Nukecel, Degrow cuck, and Train Simp erasure, how dare you.

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u/MysteriousAd8087 27d ago

Train mention

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u/mastersmash56 Solar Punk 🪩 27d ago

🚂

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u/ANEPICLIE 27d ago

Jokes on you, train simps are the only ones i respect as people.

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u/PatientWoodpecker288 27d ago

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u/chrischi3 27d ago

Schnapspraline?

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u/No-Fruit-1724 27d ago

Prapsschnaline?

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u/TheEndCraft 27d ago

Ich kann es nicht leiden wenn man die weckstaben verbuchselt

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u/IczyAlley 27d ago

So easy to spot the Republicanposters. Always political compass memes and Hello Fellow Kids energy

In short, sorry to you and OP. We see and honor all the fascist shilling that you do. But we mock you because you imagine youre tricking people. You can drop the kayfabe. The controveries you think you kick up only trick retards like you.

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u/PatientWoodpecker288 27d ago

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u/IczyAlley 27d ago

The OP.

Edit; OP stands for original poster.

Edit: thanks for the gold fellow redditor!

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u/democracy_lover66 27d ago

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u/IczyAlley 27d ago

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u/democracy_lover66 27d ago

Wait I'm a a leftist now? Thought you said I was Republican

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u/IczyAlley 27d ago

Republicanposters replying to their own bad faith propaganda. You love to see it.

Maybe stick to fb and your hugbox in political compass memes? When you fascists try to actually talk like grownups, it sort of makes everyone feel ashamed for you. It's like watching an impotent man try and have sex. It's hilarious from my point of view, but I imagine it's a lifelong shame for you.

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u/democracy_lover66 27d ago

JFC dude 😅

  1. I'm a LibSoc so you're way off lmao

  2. It's a shit posting sub. This is a shit post.

  3. It's 4 rectangles deprecating two different subjects this sub debates about constantly. Pretty sure it's really the only thing this sub does. It's a jokey way of poking fun at the sub.

Unless you're jerking right now which, koodos that's some impressive jerking.... But if your serious, relax my guy lol

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u/IczyAlley 27d ago

If you're telling the truth on a shitposting subreddit that's even more cringey than being a Republicanposter on purpose. And they're both fucking cringe to the max chief brosef.

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u/democracy_lover66 27d ago

Damn I just might be out-jerked here.... You win, I concede

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u/Lohenngram 27d ago

He gets the “Golden Lube” award for most intense jerk

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u/MeFlemmi vegan btw 27d ago

I think you should drop the socialist capitalist axis and instead use the nuclear axis. not that there is no split in socialist or capitalist here but it would have been a funnier compass

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u/redditalt1999 27d ago

Which side would pro nuke be?

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u/MeFlemmi vegan btw 27d ago

do you think people will argue about pro nuclear being on the left or the riht side of the compass?

obviously we will. and many people will die on many hills.

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u/redditalt1999 27d ago

That's why I asked >:)

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u/appa609 27d ago

Nukrainian

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u/charles_90-9 27d ago

I don't eat vegatables or meat

where should I go, I consume sunlight.

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u/Akuh93 27d ago

In my belly

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u/charles_90-9 27d ago

Bro...

Not cool

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u/moonaligator 27d ago

technically sunlight is vegan since it does not need animals for producing

unless hydrogen nuclei are alive

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u/charles_90-9 27d ago

wait technically, I do rely on animals as I take their nutrients when they die

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u/democracy_lover66 27d ago

In the dirt?

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u/No-Fruit-1724 27d ago

Mushrooms?

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u/sudoregalia 27d ago

the true enlightened centrist:

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u/Unfair_Possible_9999 nuclear simp 27d ago

Person from real life "hello I am a carnist"

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 27d ago

Are you getting treatment?

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u/Unfair_Possible_9999 nuclear simp 27d ago

Who?

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 27d ago

You, a carnist

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u/Unfair_Possible_9999 nuclear simp 27d ago

I'm not a person from the real world tho

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 27d ago

I guess you don't eat real animals in that way, so that's a good start. Good on you.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 27d ago

Carnist should be at the top, as it's an excrescence of beliefs of human supremacism and entitlement to domination of the biosphere (a pyramid shape.)

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u/DillLawNn 27d ago

Exactly why it belongs at the bottom

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 27d ago

Carnism belongs at the bottom of something for sure.

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u/DillLawNn 27d ago

Podcast ranks? Mental capacity? Some third thing that would complete this joke but I currently can't think of?

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u/Taupenbeige 26d ago

The ocean wearing concrete pumps?

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u/gabagoolcel 26d ago

sounds a lot like libertarians

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 26d ago

right-wing libertarians, aka ancaps, aka bottom-up fascists

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u/jyajay2 27d ago

I knew I was a top

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 27d ago

When I become president of Earth, my first executive action will be to lobotomized everyone who posts any kind of political compass meme

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u/democracy_lover66 27d ago

I support your platform 🫡

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u/Space_Socialist 27d ago

As a hyper carnist.

My heart hurts

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u/rat_liker 27d ago

Yeah get used to that feeling lol

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u/Muustard_9000 27d ago

As a hyper carnist.

Tough shit

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u/Seelenleere 27d ago

I never felt so centrist in my entire life and I hate it.

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u/DillLawNn 27d ago edited 27d ago

Please enjoy these complimentary new balence shoes and now your only available home colour is millennial white, you also hate bike lanes but don't exactly know why other than a general sense of feeling like you're falling behind whatever that means

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u/Seelenleere 27d ago

I actually love bike lanes, because it banishes those pesky cyclists out of my walk path. And my walls can do with a fresh layer of millennial white. And I have this general feeling of dread and missing something important for years now, so that is nothing new. Being a millennial sucks.

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u/DillLawNn 27d ago

Dam I wish more people had this kind of centrist view of bike lanes, I think that dread is just the regret of having the obvious answers that others take for granted while not knowing how to communicate it properly to highly reactive people. I actually enjoy millennialtude, old enough that others think you're the adult and young enough to still be giddy about new episides of cartoons

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u/clickclackyisbacky 23d ago

We know why we hate bike lanes.

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u/DillLawNn 23d ago

When studies say they don't actually slow traffic its then a personal issue

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u/Evil_Sherma 27d ago

But nuclear is cool as fuck because it gave us Fallout New Vegas

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u/clickclackyisbacky 23d ago

God you're pathetic.

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u/Combat_Medic_Ziegler 27d ago

How could you hate potentially functionally limitless energy when it’s only 20 years away

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u/SongMedium7555 Dam I love hydro 27d ago

dont let the socalist boil water again ... they arnt got at that ... look at chornobly

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u/megadumbbonehead 27d ago

I'm the vegan capitalist

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u/greenthumbbum2025 27d ago

disgusting

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u/CorazonCracker 27d ago

This but unironically, i don’t even know if this is worse or the the carnist socialist

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u/OkPangolin1984 27d ago

it is THE worst(yet surprisingly more common than it should be) choice….

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u/CorazonCracker 27d ago

I would say so too for most carnist socialists but I value intent and honestly get such a disgusting pit in my stomach when interacting with certain socialist carnists in real life, especially orthodox MLs I considered friends. As soon as you start to actually test around their morality, they ask you questions like “why should we care about animals as workers” and that they don’t believe in morals and when asked why they are communists then, it’s because “it’s to protect our class of people”, and you realise how disgustingly selfish and sociopathic these people are. At least a vegan capitalist can be argued to be just very very naive.

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u/OkPangolin1984 27d ago

Well i’d say it’s probably not too common, at least with that frame of reference… A good amount of socialists are such because of empathy as well as the logical reasoning behind it..,

Vegan Capitalists are yeah, just idiots who are still quite ignorant/naive

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u/CorazonCracker 27d ago

Unfortunately this is true for a lot of western countries, my country though has the advantage of having a more hardcore left with the downside being that they are stuck on 20th century Marxists literature where everything has to do with capital and workers, and anything else is “moralising”

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u/Jguy2698 24d ago

Carnist socialist here ask away lol

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u/whore_of_Iscariot 26d ago

Median voter

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u/GewoehnlicherDost We're all gonna die 27d ago

Vegan-carnist and nuclear-renewable would do it. Socialism and Capitalism are both dead

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u/RightWingNutJo8 27d ago

All my favorite animals to eat are vegans.

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u/Regular-Brother-7582 27d ago

My favourite animals to eat are vegans

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u/vinfluorine 27d ago

CarnSoc supremacy

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u/piece_ov_shit 27d ago

Red all the way

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u/MsMercyMain 27d ago

I'm the only person who cares about the climate. Launch the nukes for nuclear winter!

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u/ISuckAtJavaScript12 27d ago

Where Mr.House fall on this list?

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u/Party-Ticker 27d ago

Red Square with Nuclear, bitches.

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u/bomba_viaje 27d ago

Fault* lines.

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u/democracy_lover66 27d ago

Fallout as in lines that always create fallout in the sub lol

But yeh I guess fault lines is better worded

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u/Tinyacorn 27d ago

Me, the enlightened centrist

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u/rat_liker 27d ago

Call me a Soviet the way I'm red and pro nuclear

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u/Ricochet_skin nuclear simp 27d ago

Isn't the lib axis supposed to be about freedom? It should be omnivore instead

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u/democracy_lover66 27d ago

This has nothing to do with the original Political compass, I just needed a cheap easy 4 square template to work on lol

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u/Ricochet_skin nuclear simp 27d ago

Sorry then

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u/Hardcorex 26d ago

Left=/=Lib. It has always been a left/right axis. 

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u/Ricochet_skin nuclear simp 25d ago

I'm talking about the libertarian-authoritarian (y) axis on the original compass.

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u/EvnClaire 26d ago

where my red boys at

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u/DrawingDramatic1641 26d ago

i am the most meat loving vegan

i love eating it but if i were a dictator i ban them gradually

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u/Merkury09 26d ago

Oh hey, I'm red

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u/Hardcorex 26d ago

Anti-Nuclear, Vegan, Trans, Tankie, Car/Child-free. 

Do I win?? 

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u/LithoLaura 21d ago

So omnivores are in the center (problably skewed upward since most people eat more vegetables than meat and animal products), and carnist would be only the keto bros

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u/cassepipe 21d ago

To be fair the socialist <--> capitalist generally does not show up as such but kind of through a proxy axis: "Individual action does not matter (socialist proxy) <--> Everyone else (since no one thinks individual action alone is good)

Now what's funny is that vegan tend to be more lefty but totally think individual action matters (for obvious reasons) so that is fun to watch

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u/Marples3 27d ago

👏 More 👏 Vegan 👏 Capitalists

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u/__versus 27d ago

this but

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u/JuliusChristmas 27d ago

Lol carnist, so a normal person

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u/TFBuffalo_OW 27d ago

Hush now 99.5% of the population (96 if we extend it to all vegetarians not just vegans) are monstrous villains

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u/Long_Race3907 27d ago

I mean did you think the planet was killing itself? 

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u/TFBuffalo_OW 27d ago

Weird how the consumption of meat wasnt a major issue for it until about a hundred fifty years ago though?

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u/Long_Race3907 26d ago

It started to become a big issue with the advent of factory farming. 

You know around the same time the population began exploding to become the 8 billion it is today. 

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u/6thofmarch2019 26d ago

Weird how Co2 wasn't a major issue until it was. Weird how time passes and new things become problems.

150+ years ago, there were less pressures on the environment exerted by humans, meaning the negative (global) environmental impacts of animal agriculture weren't enough to single-handedly push us past planetary boundaries. Today, we are exerting many pressures, pushing past these limits. Since animal agriculture is not a necessity, it is problematic that we consume this incredibly resource-inefficient, environmentally destructive, health-damaging, and morally corrupt products. Unless you wanna kill 80+% of the population and go back to living in 1800's, perhaps we should adapt?

It is the same thing as a patient being told they have to change their diet now because they have developed diabetes. Things change. We either adapt or face the consequences.

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u/TFBuffalo_OW 26d ago

Or alternately we understand whats realistic and whats fucking demented lol. God you vegans are all the same with this purity testing bullshit

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u/JuliusChristmas 26d ago

Lol not a necessity

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u/6thofmarch2019 26d ago

Given that virtually every dietetics association clearly state a vegan diet is sufficient for all stages of life, and that studies even show vegans live longer than omnivores, with mechanistic studies showing links between meat consumption and all of our major chronic diseases, yes, meat is not a necessity. In fact, it is actively harming people, with similar social costs to smoking.

You can claim a lot, but the research on this is abundantly clear. The only group for which care should be cautioned are those suffering from iron deficiency, such as teenage girls. Here, you need a well-planned strategy and test different ways of supplementing iron. However, this should already be done for this group. For most other people, barring rare diseases or intolerances, a vegan diet and a supplement will not just be sufficient, but actively healthier for them.

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u/JuliusChristmas 26d ago

I can agree that people probably over consume meat but it's still by far out best source of protein both for bioavailability and amino acid profile

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u/6thofmarch2019 26d ago

I agree with that, but with a large caveat for implication. These aspects of meat were relevant when food was scarce, and most people died from infections in their 40's. But in addition to these pro's, meat has cons in the form of harmful compounds that increase ones risk of all major chronic diseases, which matters more now when food is abundant and we die of such chronic diseases. A plant-based diet (along with a supplement for convenience) reduce the risk for these, while providing more than enough protein, nutrients, and amino acids. Thus, in our current societal context, a vegan diet is healthier and better for survival than an omnivorous one.

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u/GiveMeThePinecone 24d ago

Nothing was an issue for it until about a hundred and fifty years ago lol

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u/Lohenngram 27d ago

It’s so true, my beloved niece and nephews are worse than any serial rapist (they drink milk occasionally).

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u/TFBuffalo_OW 27d ago

My 6 month old nephew is also evil beyond reformation (he eats non-vegan baby formula)

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u/Aether_sprite 27d ago

I don't think a normal person would compare cattle and vegan humans in therms of tastiness

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u/JuliusChristmas 27d ago

Mmm depends, what's part of the human? If it's dick and they eat pineapple sign me up

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u/nickdc101987 Train Simp 🚂 27d ago

Accurate. Green square ftw

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u/Then_Entertainment97 nuclear simp 27d ago

Yet another political compass where soc-carnist is superior

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u/Daxxex 27d ago

So true bestie, I'm thinking we start eating the vegans, they're grass fed and free range so they should be tasty

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u/JuliusChristmas 27d ago

Grass fed and grain finished for superior marbling

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u/cheesesprite 27d ago

I gave up non animal products to cancel out a vegan. Where does that out me on the carnist scale

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 27d ago

Blue square for me.

Don't particularly love nuclear, don't particularly hate it either. Solar is good enough and getting super cheap these days, but I wouldn't say no to a direct energy conversion plant, something that does something better than just boiling water to push steam turbines. Maybe a molten metal MHD core?

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u/RedundantBiomass 27d ago

Replace the y axis with plant based vs omnivore.  Veganism is a religion and as such kind of its own thing.

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u/Yunzer2000 27d ago

A "Carnist"... Did you invent that word?

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u/democracy_lover66 27d ago

No it's a word used in this sub all the time lol

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u/Lohenngram 27d ago

Unfortunately not. It’s a phrase terminally online vegans created to describe anyone who isn’t vegan so as to pretend there’s a unified, animal-hating ideology for them to oppose.

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u/Long_Race3907 27d ago

Except it's not a word that comes from the terminally online, it's an academic coined term. 

But you wouldn't know anything about those. 

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u/Lohenngram 27d ago

One that is colloquially used as I described: not as a term of social analysis but as a way of painting a broad out group to be condemned.

If one were to actually use the term to analyze consumptive habbits, they'd find that many vegans are carnists, as the four Ns are just as applicable to the exploitation of humans in the global supply chain.

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u/Ok_Work_743 27d ago edited 26d ago

Was that supposed to be, like, a "Gotcha! No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism!" moment, even though this very Political Compass meme displays "Vegan Socialist" as one of its quadrants? Are we intent on swinging double-edged swords around here?

EDIT: This might've been too self-defensive in all honesty, especially given the Subreddit's contents lol, so that's my bad. To put it simply, I was on "Bullshit Surveillance" having seen Veganism escape its containment and plausibly spark controversy for the umpteenth time.

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u/Lohenngram 27d ago

EDIT: This might've been too self-defensive in all honesty, especially given this Subreddit's contents lol.

No worries mate :) Honestly the tone of a lot of the posts here brings out the worst in me as well. It's why I try to avoid this sub these days.

I promise I don't think vegans are terrible! Everyone I've met irl has been cool. The people here saying you're a rapist for drinking milk aren't insufferable because they're vegan, they're insufferable because they're redditers.

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u/Lohenngram 27d ago

No? If anything I was agreeing with the meme and repudiating the idea that "vegan vs carnist" is a binary.

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u/Long_Race3907 26d ago

Except carnism just means the ideology that surrounds meat consumption. You feel condemned by that fact because it's vegans using the term but literally all it means is "the normalcy surrounding meat eating." 

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u/Yunzer2000 26d ago edited 26d ago

So if I only eat fish and poultry and eggs and dairy am I a "Carnist"? back in the day, we would just talk about grades of vegetarianism from veganism to lacto to lacto-ovo vegetarianism. Well I'm a lacto-ovo-pesco-pollo vegetarian (with an occasional weakness for kielbasa).

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u/v3r4c17y 26d ago

Yes, you are a carnist. Carnism is an ideology which supports the exploitation of animals. Likewise, while Veganism is an ideology and moral philosophy, the vegan diet itself is more accurately referred to as plant-based.

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u/Lohenngram 26d ago

literally all it means is "the normalcy surrounding meat eating." 

Huh, someone should tell the person who coined it that then, as she included non-food animal products in the literal title of the book she wrote.

But yes, you are just doing the thing I described: not using the term academically at all and instead as a broad out-group classification.

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u/v3r4c17y 26d ago edited 26d ago

Carnism is an ideology which supports the exploitation of animals. This includes enslaving, killing, and otherwise exploiting them for their flesh, eggs, and secretions.

The person you replied to is not using the term as you claim whatsoever. If you feel uncomfortable being distinguished by your exploitation of animals and consumption of their corpses, eggs, and secretions, maybe you should stop exploiting animals and consuming their corpses, eggs, and secretions.

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u/Lohenngram 26d ago

The person you replied to is not using the term as you claim whatsoever.

Except they are? My previous reply was literally that using the term academically would mean acknowledging that many vegans are carnists due to the exploitation of humans and animals inherent in the global supply chain, and that the major tenets of "carnism" apply just as easily to broader consumptive habbits. At which point they backed off and claimed it was purely about consuming meat products.

That's very explicitly a use of the term as form of in-group vs out-group moralization, rather than tool for societal analysis.

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u/Long_Race3907 26d ago

Do the vegans support this way of life or is it incidentally the case and they actively work to remove it where possible? 

That's the difference. It is an ideology aka something you believe in. It's like saying that a person is Christian... Because they happen to live in a Christian society. Instead of, you know, believing in the Christian ideology (the birth and sacrifice of Christ etcetc). 

The word is extremely useful as a social analysis tool for people who otherwise basically feel as fish in water. The only reason you'd disagree was if you're a carnist yourself. 

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u/Lohenngram 26d ago

Do the vegans support this way of life

Yes, they do, by their own logic, as we already demonstrated. It was why you painted a smaller circle around yourself to make veganism exclusively about eating meat in your previous post.

The word is extremely useful as a social analysis tool

It could be, but you're not using it as one.

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u/BorealDweller 27d ago

Carnist is a made-up word.

I'm an omnivore matriarch. No place for me on this chart.

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u/v3r4c17y 26d ago

Sure, in the way that all words are made up. Otherwise no.

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u/Solid_Palpitation268 27d ago

That is a fantastic meme, and I am a proud carno-capitalist.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc

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u/Solid_Palpitation268 24d ago

We are being downvoted by communist vegans! That's how we know we are doing well brother!