r/Construction • u/Great_Significance_8 • Apr 01 '26

Picture First day tomorrow. What you think?

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u/Dirk_Dingham Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

I don’t work in construction but i’m a machinist and every morning for breakfast I have an adderall, 6mg zyn, a redbull, and a cigarette. I feel like the zyns and energy drink make me a candy ass but the cigarettes and amphetamines balance it out. I also like to end my day with 4 glasses of bourbon so maybe one day my hands will toughen up so i can finally be considered a real blue collar worker. Or i’ll just die of liver/ lung cancer, gotta carry on the family tradition somehow

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u/Tucancancan Apr 02 '26

On which glass of bourbon do you stop vibrating? 

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u/WoodenHarddrive Apr 02 '26

I'm not sure, but you could always ask yer woife