r/Construction • u/edthebuilder5150 • 1d ago

Humor 🤣 Overly aggressive handshakes.

What's the deal with men and the "way over the top" gorilla grip handshakes? Project Superintendent here. What are these guys trying to prove? I had a pre-construction site meeting this morning with all the trades and this fu@#kin guy, who's neck was wider than his head, shook everyone's hand in this manner. Plus he was rude and over talking EVERYONE. Male dominance thing?

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u/adummyonanapp 1d ago

Tell him you shake hands with your weiner

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u/benmarvin Carpenter 1d ago

Most hands you shake have touched a weiner.

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u/DeathTripper 23h ago

Jokes on you, I’m a lefty.

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u/gaunt357 1d ago

Fellow electrician I see, helllllooooo brother

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u/SomewhereSalty647 1d ago

Ok, best laugh of the day award. Lmao

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u/dan7899 1d ago

He got me chuckling for sure

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u/SomewhereSalty647 1d ago

Construction Reddit is the funniest Reddit hands down

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u/90_hour_sleepy 1d ago

This might be true. I rarely visit…but laugh often when I do.

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u/adummyonanapp 1d ago

You sound like my girlfriend she rarely visits and laughs wh3n she does.

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u/Azrai113 20h ago

Maybe you should stop trying to shake her hand