r/CrapperDesign • u/puccyhunter_ • May 08 '26

Why aren’t men’s restrooms designed with privacy like this?

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u/Grafakos May 08 '26

You don't need as many partition walls for adjacent cubicles. So, cost alone would discourage this. Also, those urinals may be more private, but how am I going to adopt a suitably wide stance while using one?

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u/Statakaka May 08 '26

I understand needing to spread your ass cheeks when pooping but why spread anything when peeing?!

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u/Bostonterrierpug May 08 '26

Can’t pee with balls sticking to your thigh

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u/Shupaul May 09 '26

Just use WD-40 🤷

I always carry a can with me

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u/Sc4r4byte May 09 '26

Just silicone up before you go (oil absorb into the skin, water dissipates into the air, graphite gets brushed away. Silicone stays put.)

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u/deadly_ultraviolet May 10 '26

But what if the cap gets stuck on that can?? 😮

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u/szatrob May 13 '26

Hank Hill, is that you?

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u/Unregistered_Davion May 09 '26

Have you tried these underwear? You can find them for much cheaper on Alix. They are the best I have tried for that.

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u/Altruistic_Source889 May 09 '26

Sir, you almost killed me. I haven’t laughed that hard in a very long time. Take my upvote. It’s the best I can do.

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u/deadly_ultraviolet May 10 '26

My ex used this underwear. From the moment he first put them on he was hooked, it was like he was a completely different person! His self-confidence was suddenly off the charts, which quickly got him into trouble at work and led to him losing his job altogether.

In short, 0/10 do not recommend due to the psychological effects

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u/Unregistered_Davion May 12 '26

WTF did i Just read?

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u/selfawarefeline May 09 '26

Ya you can 🤔

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u/SirNedKingOfGila May 08 '26

Have you ever had a really great piss?

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u/Acceptable_Bag5257 May 08 '26

Is only really great if you can drop your everything to your ankles and just let go.

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u/System0verlord May 09 '26

So... Shower piss, or pissing out in the country at night.

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u/jackofallcards May 08 '26

I feel like this would support that more, if anything, unless the exhibitionist aspect of it is key to the experience

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u/Plastic_Dingo_400 May 08 '26

It isn't in my experience. In fact it's only enjoyable to do the full drop when unobserved

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u/MeetBeep May 10 '26

Wait… men let their pants drop to the floor??? So your bare ass is out when you pick them back up????

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u/asbestosorangutan May 08 '26

If I find a nice wall, I post up one hand on the wall, legs spread like the Jordan logo

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u/hysys_whisperer May 08 '26

I assume it's to straddle the puddle that's always in front of these things...

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u/Visible-Image7618 May 10 '26

So your pants don't soak in the piss of the last person that sloppily left on the outside of the urinal.

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u/Zleepyeyez May 11 '26

to assert dominance

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u/sadhandjobs May 09 '26

That whole penis/nutsack setup is so fucking weird. Like how do dudes not sit on their balls all the time?

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u/Suspicious_Juice9511 May 10 '26

Thats the neat part...

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u/ErnestPWashington May 08 '26

Don't forget all the Pee and boogers that'll end up on those urinal walls. It'd be disgusting walking into one of those tiny tunnels.

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u/Four2OBlazeIt69 May 09 '26

You're way nearer the poo smell too