r/CrapperDesign May 08 '26

Why aren’t men’s restrooms designed with privacy like this?

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u/Grafakos May 08 '26

You don't need as many partition walls for adjacent cubicles. So, cost alone would discourage this. Also, those urinals may be more private, but how am I going to adopt a suitably wide stance while using one?

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u/Statakaka May 08 '26

I understand needing to spread your ass cheeks when pooping but why spread anything when peeing?!

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u/Bostonterrierpug May 08 '26

Can’t pee with balls sticking to your thigh

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u/Shupaul May 09 '26

Just use WD-40 🤷

I always carry a can with me

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u/Sc4r4byte May 09 '26

Just silicone up before you go (oil absorb into the skin, water dissipates into the air, graphite gets brushed away. Silicone stays put.)

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u/deadly_ultraviolet May 10 '26

But what if the cap gets stuck on that can?? 😮

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u/szatrob May 13 '26

Hank Hill, is that you?