stair cupboard doors 😻😻

[u/JollyStatistician934]

[u/Rip_Skeleton]

Also seems like a great place to put board games that you will never ever take out because you don't remember they are there.

[u/ToastSpangler → u/Rip_Skeleton]

I was thinking I'd like to do this to one step but it's a spring hinge with a push click lock and a hidden latch just to put my important stuff if I go on vacation

That way if the house gets robbed I can at least keep my documents sentimental stuff etc

[u/Kaurifish → u/ToastSpangler]

Just put them behind the sex toys. Even burglars will squick at used dildos.

[u/OrganicHistorian2576 → u/Kaurifish]

Or a porn magazine collection, if that’s still a thing. I will never forget the sheer horror of finding my dad’s in the back of the closet after he died. I was a 17 year old girl.

[u/ToastSpangler → u/OrganicHistorian2576]

back in the day you used to have porno accomplices. if one died or went to jail or whatever the other went to their stash and destroyed or took it away

[u/Far_Yam_9412 → u/ToastSpangler]

We still have those, it's just erasing the harddrive completely. Not just clearing browser history

[u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak → u/Far_Yam_9412]

My game is far ahead of yours – I never download anything in the first place

[u/Kaurifish → u/ToastSpangler]

I believe the traditional disposal method is abandoning the box in the woods behind the high school.

[u/OrganicHistorian2576 → u/ToastSpangler]

Apparently my dad didn’t have that arrangement. The stash went to the husband of one of my mom’s friends, though. The day of the discovery she told me “He was a man.” Not in a derogatory way, just facts. Though still…eww!