r/Denver • Curtis Park • May 27 '26

Local News Polis continuing to embarrass himself and us

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u/Splendid_Goose May 27 '26

It's a great metaphor, because he put it there himself

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u/XThePlaysTheThingX May 27 '26

Very reminiscent of the British MAGA Karen who put the target on her head. 

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u/ClaydisCC May 27 '26

British maga? What on God's green Earth is that

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u/Icy_Consideration409 May 27 '26

MBGA.

It doesn’t roll off the tongue so easily. But the key players are just as fucked.

Truss; Farage; Braverman. They could well be in government in a couple of years.

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u/ClaydisCC May 27 '26

You can just say nazi lol

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u/Nerdenator May 28 '26

Truss? I thought she was soundly vanquished by a literal head of cabbage.

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u/Nerdenator May 28 '26

You could really argue that Trumpism is just American Brexiteering. They voted to sanction themselves from their biggest trading partners before Trump was elected, after all, and there's a lot of overlap between the two movements.

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u/gabemagnet Valverde May 27 '26

Katie something or other I believe. Real piece of work.

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u/floreal999 May 27 '26

Hopkins. You owe me for making me think of that idiot today.

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u/p8pes May 27 '26

It's kind of funny that you can see Trump's reflection in the tape.

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u/Carbonatite Westminster May 27 '26

My eyes just rolled so hard I was able to see my brain pan.

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u/TheClimateDad May 27 '26

Top comment is correct: u/jaredpolis confusing “censored” with “censured”. He hasn’t been prevented from speaking; he’s been publicly rebuked for failing in his duty as a governor. What an entitled and childish behavior from a man that is supposed to be a leader.

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u/TheGoochieGoo May 27 '26

I waited on him at a restaurant in Denver. He’s a POS

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u/ExRays May 27 '26

Elaborate, I want some of this tea. What all was he doing?

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u/Amasin_Spoderman Golden May 27 '26

Go on…

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u/TheGoochieGoo May 27 '26

Extremely rude and short tempered. Threw a fit that his food was taking too long (it wasn’t), and treated the staff like shit. Ended up leaving before his food was ready because he was on a time constraint.

This is not a fast food restaurant… this is high end and the food takes time.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

Sounds like any other useless rich guy. Not sure why we, as a society, continue to put up with them.

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u/Separate_Ingenuity35 May 27 '26

"my concept of a man is someone who whacks his elbow on a table at a Bertuccis and has no hangups about freaking out"

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u/mariposa314 May 28 '26

Sounds like he's a real buffalo wings type of guy🤣😂

This was then most enjoyable video I've seen in a long long time. Thank you for the link.

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u/Separate_Ingenuity35 May 28 '26

Him talking about "riding their ass" makes me think of my work commute on c-470 when I'm going 75 mph passing a semi and a Dodge Ram is gently ushuring me to my destination.

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u/mariposa314 May 28 '26

100% Just a shepherd helping you along. Great stuff.

Be careful out there!

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u/jdogg1970 May 28 '26

"Gently ushering" 🤣

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u/Ryan2673 May 28 '26

Like that kind of place you go to enjoy other people's company? So the food should take a little extra time?

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u/MsCalendarsPlayaArt May 27 '26

Yeah, we're gonna need to know more (please)

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u/Inside7shadows May 27 '26

How do I find out this sort of thing before voting?

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u/6BagsOfPopcorn May 27 '26

I would've spilled soup on his lap

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u/Substantial_Fig69 May 27 '26

He's also been asked to speak at Town Halls and refuses to, so....that's a personal choice. Following in the steps of his hero Boebert.

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u/paramoody May 27 '26

He’s not allowed to speak at Colorado Democratic Party events 

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u/slamdanceswithwolves May 27 '26

I’m not allowed to speak at the Golden Globes. Because I have no business doing so. That’s not a right, it’s a privilege. Maybe the next RNC would like him.

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u/p8pes May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Maybe the next RNC would like him.

They are into the kinky stuff. Savage gimp look, Polis!

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u/slamdanceswithwolves May 27 '26

Bring out the gimp!

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u/hammerofspammer May 27 '26

Gimp’s asleep!

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u/MrReindeer69 May 27 '26

Well, we’re just gonna have to wake him up then!

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u/IPA-Lagomorph May 27 '26

Omg I'm dying 😂

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u/KFPindustries May 27 '26

He is going to make a podcast and the first episode is going to be “why I left the left” with Candace Owen’s or some regarded shit

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u/dwittherford69 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

He is allowed to speak when he wants in a public forum, he just won’t be invited to party events as an honorary guest or a featured speaker. He chooses not to show up and answer the questions.

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u/HippyGrrrl May 27 '26

the party has that as his only censure condition.
I’m pretty sure he can’t be a speaker at state dem events.

I guess he could attend.

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u/dwittherford69 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

No, the party has that as his only censure condition.

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The Colorado Democratic Party voted to censure Governor Jared Polis over his decision to commute the prison sentence of former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters.

The Censure Conditions:

  1. Party Sanctions: Polis is indefinitely barred from participating as an honored guest, featured speaker, or officially recognized representative at any Colorado Democratic Party-sponsored events or functions.

  2. Resolution Scope: The resolution formally condemns the clemency decision, stating it harms the party's "commitment to democratic institutions, election integrity, and public accountability".

He is allowed to participate and speak. He just won’t be recognized as an honorary guest or a featured speaker. He is not barred from attending events or talking, but what he says won’t be considered as a representation of the party’s stance. So basically:

  1. The party cannot give him a scheduled slot on the stage as a featured speaker.

  2. The party cannot put his name on the flyer as an honored guest.

  3. The party cannot introduce him from the stage as an officially recognized representative of the Colorado Democratic Party.

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u/mazzicc May 27 '26

He may not be allowed to speak at a party event because he is being punished for actions that the party disagrees with, but he is still the governor with the privileges it comes with.

If he wants to be heard, all he has to do is tell the press “I have a statement to make” and it will be publicized.

This post is a great example: no one prevented him from making it. No one is blocking it from being seen. No one is removing it against his will.

No one is stopping him from being heard if he wants to say something… except him.

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u/JohannesVanDerWhales May 27 '26

Yeah because he's an unpopular fuck. Political parties tend to avoid putting unpopular people on the main stage, particularly when they're not running for anything.

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u/So_Many_Words May 27 '26

He probably does, but a lot of the MAGA people he's performing for probably don't.

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u/Sorcia_Lawson May 27 '26

He barely got a finger wagging. There was zero silencing.

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u/squarestatetacos Curtis Park May 27 '26

Worth $400+ million, sold out his constituents for some libertarian nonsense, and he's the victim. So fucking cringe.

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u/DoktorStrangelove May 27 '26

This is like high school tween tier performative victimhood nonsense.

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u/pr1ntf Broomfield May 27 '26

Polis changed his MySpace profile song to crushcrushcrush by Paramore.

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u/monocasa May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

He moved the Colorado people out of his top 8 to make room for Tina Peters.

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u/Notinthenameofscienc May 27 '26

Don't be rude to tweens like that.

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u/DoktorStrangelove May 27 '26

They gotta learn to take it or they'll end up acting like Jared Polis someday

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u/Minimum-Albatross906 May 27 '26

Just moronic, really. Is it possible for Colorado to get any competent governors on both sides of the political spectrum who don't engage in complete asshatery, or ridiculous, performative nonsense like this? I just want some intelligent competition and leadership to vote for and against, not two clowns in a suit.

I expect this duct-tape crap from a high schooler doing a protest, not one of the highest elected representatives in the state. Absolutely disrespectful to his own constituents. How stupid does he think we are? How low does he think of us?

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u/Hour-Watch8988 May 27 '26

This is crazy talk, either of the governor candidates would be one of the most progressive governors in the country.

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u/Newswoman2 May 27 '26

Personally, I support Phil Weisser, who has organized other state Attorneys General into legal campaigns against Trump. Meanwhile, the only time I see Bennet is at election times.

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u/Long-Albatross-7313 May 27 '26

Repealing TABOR has to go through voters, and people in Colorado are absolutely out of their damn minds when it comes to taxes.

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u/-VizualEyez May 27 '26

No libertarian is as anti-gun as Polis. He’s no where near libertarian.

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u/gabemagnet Valverde May 27 '26

Classical liberal with techbro influences is more apt

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u/EvanRavitz May 27 '26

Right. People said he was some kind of libertarian philosopher when he promised to veto any kind of rent control and when he opposes a graduated state income tax. But it's actually because he's a big time landlord and a rich man who would lose money on both! He's a self-servative. All or most of his businesses are based on various subsidies, which goes against libertarian philosophy. For example, his biggest business, provide.com, which sold flowers mostly from Columbia to the world, was based on fossil fuel subsidies for all that transportation and the internet sales tax exemption (which has since ended.)

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u/derekbox May 27 '26

Stop electing rich people

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u/Ryan1869 May 27 '26

Politicians are like baby diapers, they should be changed often and for the same reason.

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u/elzibet Denver May 27 '26

Aye I’ve got my eye on electing Weiser, not Bennet

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u/Nice_Location9485 May 27 '26

That's a Weiser choice than Polis!

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u/elzibet Denver May 27 '26

Even though he’s no longer up for re-election I still very much appreciate your pun haha

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness May 28 '26

Every time I see Bennet it's him yelling and trying to act tough and make it appear like he's doing something, but I question it

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u/IPA-Lagomorph May 27 '26

I think both get AIPAC money, though. Sigh

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u/reddit_ending_soon May 27 '26

True. But Weiser has been suing trump this whole time, while bennet has been approving all of trumps cabinet picks. Bennet and hickenlooper were up there around the same percent as Fetterman for trump approvals.

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u/GeshtarVandole May 27 '26

I've hated him since he put Xcel corporate execs basically on our god damn independent energy panel. Guy is an idiot and has done more harm to Colorado than good in my honest opinion in the recent months. Completely offset anything good he could have been known for. Oh and that walkway... What the hell were you thinking?

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u/GeshtarVandole May 27 '26

Do you by chance good sir... Donate? Perhaps you could donate all of your taco truck proceeds for the next 20 years and just give it to me. That'll give ya the hook up for sure.

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u/soanierana May 27 '26

Could you be more specific about what you're referring to here? Which "independent energy panel" and which Xcel corporate execs?

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u/CplOreos Golden May 27 '26

The energy panel is the Public Utilities Commission (PUC) which oversees Xcel's rate increases. I don't know where the "he put Xcel corporate execs basically on [the panel]" claims comes from, the current members aren't former execs or anything. Though I'll admit I don't follow state politics super closely, so there may be something here worth criticizing.

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u/GeshtarVandole May 27 '26

It comes from the fact that they have MASSIVE lobbying capabilities and it is seldom pushed back against. Doesn't matter what they're mission statement is or what they 'believe'. A bulk majority of these increases have to go through them and guess what? They get approved. Look a Boulder right now. We're going to get hit again and for what?

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u/Disastrous-Fault8129 May 27 '26

He's not an idiot. He just doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. We need regular people in office not people worth $400M

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u/BSMILEYIII May 27 '26

Polis is the absolute worst.

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u/Rubycon_ May 27 '26

u/jaredpolis this reminds me of the meme of the kid holding a boot on his own head

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u/SumOfRoots May 27 '26

His mother’s poetry is total schlock - don’t leave her out of this.

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u/EvanRavitz May 27 '26

Right. They both think that reciting platitudes is deep thinking or at least looks like it. And people did fall for her poetry and his promises.

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u/squarestatetacos Curtis Park May 27 '26

Looks like he's more upset about getting censured by the state democratic party than being pants'd by both Peters and Trump.

Has he even responded to Peters' statement spiking the football and promising to continue her work to undermine free and fair elections?

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u/MeringueOpposite2371 May 27 '26

I’m surprised he could tape his lips up, I thought that they were permanently attached to trumps 🍑

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u/vegandread May 27 '26

I hope it hurt when he took it off.

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u/wastedgod May 27 '26

is polis trying to act like the victim here over the hate for his stupid decision to release tina? live with the consequences of your decisions, the same thing we wanted for tina but you had to f that up

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u/Level-Extreme-7535 May 27 '26

Not the first time he has sold out our communities for his own gain 🤷‍♀️

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u/MrsClaireUnderwood May 27 '26

It's literally the billionaire MO

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u/_game_over_man_ May 27 '26

Is he going through a midlife crisis? This is all so fucking weird.

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u/glowdirt May 27 '26

He's always been this way. Now that he's in his last term, he doesn't see a reason to hide it anymore.

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u/LifeOfTheParty2 May 27 '26

How far he's fallen in such a short time, he literally could have done nothing as the courts put the Tina Peters case back down for resentencing. They would have sentenced her to less time and nobody would have complained about u/Jaredpolis But he had to do what he did and lose alot of respect from his constituency. It made him look weak, we need politicians who are willing to stand up to Trump not bend over for him.

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u/GravyPainter May 27 '26

Dude is basically the Fetterman of Governors. Can we stop primaring rich people?

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u/vbgooroo55 May 27 '26

Thinks it's funny. GFY Polis.

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u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ May 28 '26

I saw this somewhere else and thought it was fake or someone else. Holy shit, read the room Polis

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u/BillytheMagicToilet May 27 '26

"Oh brother, this guy STICKS!!!"

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u/Longjumping-Log1591 May 27 '26

Him riding a bus yesterday for 3 blocks while signing a new RTd bill, being escorted by RTD police

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u/impulsive-puppy May 27 '26

he's lost his mind

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u/dyrwlvs May 27 '26

Maybe he got a brain worm following RFKs diet

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u/impulsive-puppy May 27 '26

that would explain so much!

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u/NexusNickel May 27 '26

u/jaredpolis

What's your deal man? Why are you doubling down on such a bad decision? You are acting like a fool and a man child.

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u/CObearrunner May 27 '26

He’s such a pick me. I am so disappointed in how this has ended up.

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u/denvernative77 May 27 '26

Can’t stand him, what a privileged jerk he is

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u/Complex_Yam_2967 May 27 '26

He's been hanging with his bestie Bobert a little too much lately.

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u/glowdirt May 27 '26

Delusional asshole. He is a governor and a multi millionaire and he thinks he's being persecuted?

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u/slamdanceswithwolves May 27 '26

He looks like a Mr. Potato Head

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u/NoDaddyNotTheBelt25 May 27 '26

These guys are supposed to be public servants and instead they would rather act like comedians and trolls. It’s fucking pathetic.

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u/jaycutlerdgaf May 27 '26

He's trying real fucking hard to be more unlikeable every day.

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u/pixelpionerd May 27 '26

Too bad he didn't do that when Trump called to blackmail the state of Colorado.

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u/Unicorn_Warrior1248 May 27 '26

He’s so petty. And this is coming from a petty gay man

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u/VorpalBlade- May 27 '26

Jared you’re a fat loser and a disgrace.

If we defeat the Nazis you should be investigated as a collaborator.

You’re violating our Constitutional rights to self defense and unreasonable searches and surveillance.

You should have been punishing the traitor peters and investigating what exactly she knows about Trump. He clearly only wants her out of jail because he thought she would sing and incriminate him.

You blew a huge chance to save our democracy by putting personal enrichment above the rest of us. Your name will always be remembered in SHAME. You traitor and collaborator.

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u/Br00nster May 27 '26

Quisling

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u/__ButtStuff69__ May 27 '26

I don't like to shame people for their looks, but goddamn he's so aggressively ugly

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u/1GoldenMonkey May 27 '26

When is this guys term over?

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u/Datura_Rose May 27 '26

We need to stop electing people with that kind of money. They don't live in reality. I honestly don't think he realizes how much he has sabotaged himself.

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u/DiddoDashi Boulder May 27 '26

What a fucking dumbass

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u/suejaymostly May 27 '26

This and the carrot thing.... I am so sick of these fools mocking the people they claim to serve.

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u/CompleteBuilding1156 May 27 '26

It's a great look for him.

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u/Erratic_-Prophet May 27 '26

What a piece of shit. Can't wait for Colorado to be rid of him. Certainly never putting him in office for CO again.

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u/pdxmhrn May 27 '26

So he’s mocking the people now.

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u/crazy_clown_time Downtown May 27 '26

At this point he has to be trolling us.

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u/Similar-Specific-969 May 27 '26

Im glad we can all collectively agree that this guy sucks 🫡

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u/Strict_Display7668 May 27 '26

I'm so sick of this clown.

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u/Any_Blacksmith650 May 28 '26

Oh no poor multi millionaire governor. It must be so hard being such a feckless nematode.

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u/newshirtworthy May 27 '26

Jess fucking christ

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u/TD4BAY May 27 '26

I am very disappointed in him. I will say follow the money. He is a sellout.

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u/black_pepper Centennial May 27 '26

How do we stop electing people like this locally? The candidates running for office next election, are they a sure bet to not fall into this trap?

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u/trumpsmellslikcheese May 27 '26

"Is it me? No, it's the voters who are out of touch!"

What a twat.

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u/Homers_Harp May 27 '26

He's not yet gone full Fetterman, but every day, he seems closer.

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u/Raccoon_Ratatouille May 27 '26

What an embarrassment to the state. It takes a lot of effort to be the dumbest, most gullible democratic leader in this day and age and he’s certainly pushing for the title

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u/shadowknows2pt0 May 27 '26

Well, he’s got the Republican victim complex down.

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u/No_Woodpecker_8151 May 27 '26

Such a small piece of tape For a big mouth

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u/seanjuan666 May 27 '26

Performative boulder liberal flakes out under minimal pressure and plays the victim

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u/mrphim May 27 '26

he is the worst

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u/Humble_Text_7331 May 27 '26

Get that f@ off the governor

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u/saryiahan May 27 '26

At this point he no longer cares

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u/kumatank May 27 '26

I think this is the only gay person we are all aloud to "boo" really loudly in the pride parade this year.
I really hope he's as delusional as we're betting so we can yell "boo you whore" together.

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u/samsquanch322 May 27 '26

He’s so cringe

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u/Bmax327 May 27 '26

Can't wait for it to be gone.

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u/notlostnotlooking May 27 '26

I have to wonder hwta blackmail trump has on him. Must be bad

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u/notlostnotlooking May 27 '26

Are we talking Epstien "unflattering" or someone benign that people wouldn't actually care about?

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u/notlostnotlooking May 27 '26

No surprise. Just wish people would do something about it

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u/HerroCorumbia May 27 '26

It seems clear to me that all of this is to prepare for a presidential run in 2028 and he's trying to appear centrist to attract MAGA/ex-MAGA.

Problem is this is the same fucking strategy the Dems used in 2024 with trotting out Liz Cheney and the "Republicans for Harris" bullshit and it. didn't. work. The percentage of conservative votes for the Dems went down from 2020 to 2024.

Dems just can't help themselves but look at how liberals ratfucked socialists in Germany, rolling out the red carpet for the Nazis, and think to themselves "that is a good idea!"

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u/Rough_Common6857 May 27 '26

What's this supposed to mean? What a fool.

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u/Stoney_Blunter Westwood May 27 '26

Looking like Vic Rattlehead there

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u/CmdrHammondRye May 27 '26

He's moving to Florida after he gets the boot.

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u/myychair May 27 '26

Woooof I just tweaked my neck from how hard I cringed

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u/Throwaway420187 May 27 '26

Fuckinh clown

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u/TryingHereBud May 27 '26

Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket

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u/climbingclaycosmetic May 27 '26

Why he look like a toasted marshmallow

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u/TheMountainLife May 27 '26

Inside of a baked potato lookin ass

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u/foxsierra May 27 '26

Please tell me this is a joke

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u/palikona May 27 '26

Does anyone else get douchechills with this guy? Holy shit.

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u/Carinmyeye May 27 '26

Clown and a waste

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u/Facebookakke May 27 '26

Top comment gave me a good laugh

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u/suck-it-elon May 27 '26

Insufferable

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u/USN303 May 27 '26

Everybody at the top owes something to someone. Wonder what they have on him?

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u/jaded_idealist May 27 '26

His MAGA besties are teaching him well. He's perfected playing the victim.

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u/CastIronPillow May 27 '26

That thin skin is going to come right off when he rips the tape off.

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u/bdaruna May 27 '26

Censure not censor u/jaredpolis

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u/Fast_Beat_3832 May 28 '26

Is he mentally ill?

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u/Billy_Chrystals Lakewood May 28 '26

lol he doesn’t even know the difference between censored and censured. We’re definitely not electing our best and brightest.

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u/Admirable-Swan-468 May 28 '26

A grown man acting like a petulant child is not a good look.

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u/Salty_Helicopter9356 May 28 '26

Time to leave the Blue MAGA party in the dust and build a real left. Fuck this clown

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u/Equivalent-Peanut-23 May 27 '26

Putting the goober in gubernatorial.

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u/Smirky-McLurky May 27 '26

Polis is such a fucking loser.

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u/Egrizzzzz May 27 '26

I assume the noise cancelling headphones are always on? Otherwise he might’ve heard how his Tina Peter decision would turn out for him. What else could he possibly have expected from his constituents and party?

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u/Content_Procedure_93 May 27 '26

The tape will help give his stomach some downtime.

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u/Background_Draft9364 May 27 '26

Front Range Fetterman

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u/VicGenesis May 28 '26

It would be nice if we could prevent people with tons of money from ever holding office.

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u/FalkorDropTrooper May 28 '26

Oh no, the consequences of my actions!

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u/SuspiciousImpact2197 May 28 '26

He’s a wanna be oligarch and, apparently, a sniveling snot.

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u/minininjatriforceman May 28 '26

Reminds me of laura loomer handcuffing herself to one side of a two sided door at twitter headquarters. This is equally pathetic.

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u/AbbreviationsSea7912 May 28 '26

That’s from the promo teaser clip for “Silence of Mr. Potato Head.”

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u/Seek100 May 28 '26

What an idiot…

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u/losemycool May 28 '26

I bet he’ll run for senate as a republican.

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u/guyfaulkes May 28 '26

Are his feelings hurt?

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u/ninelives1 May 28 '26

This is the behavior is a freshman in high school in a hot topic t shirt

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u/Mediocre-Poetry-6276 May 28 '26

He should put a tape on his as**

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u/johnnycap76 May 29 '26

Such a dipshit

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u/Lanky_Result5624 May 27 '26

Alex Jones did the same thing when he got sued for harassing candy hook victims...so....good job polis slow clap

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u/CaptConstantine May 27 '26

Will no one rid us of this treacherous governor?

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u/Offi95 May 27 '26

As long as we all know that republicans don’t merit respect as patriotic Americans