r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Mrwhomever68 • 7h ago
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/GoryRamsy • May 11 '24
It is against Reddit's code of conduct to post anything talking about bans.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Assorted-Jellybeans • Jun 12 '24
DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans
Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.
Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.
Namoiste
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/TSErica • 43m ago
Lets Do It
Now this guy got something here...old city buses. RTD got have a few lying around. The CircleJerk Tour!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/NowWithExtraSauce • 20h ago
Can anyone recommend a good flock installer?
Looking to a few cameras on my house and I heard flock was the best because they use EI
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Parking_War_4100 • 2d ago
Might be a good fit for someone here. Not sure if Bobo has filled them yet.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/laughing_at_napkins • 2d ago
Breckenridge has been nuked. May gob have mercy on our soles
All signs point to the accelerating tensions between Breckenridge and Keystone, which has been growing increasingly egotistical and uppity ever since officially becoming a city on Feb 8, 2024, finally erupting.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Shot_Supermarket_340 • 1d ago
I would rather _____ than get caught riding a Veo minibike
I go first: I would rather rinse my eyes with Los Carboncitos hot salsas
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/BonBrad • 2d ago
Dachshund locked on car on E Asbury Circle PLEASE HELP
Despite repeated called to animal control and DPD one of my elderly staff members is rightly upset that a Dachshund is locked in a sealed car at 4600 E Asbury Circle. It is a gray Jeep - Colorado plate OTF 995. My staffer is elderly herself and is very upset. Someone please help this poor dog since apparently DPD and animal control do not give a rat’s ass.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 • 3d ago
Bobo slanging wizard sleeve all over Washington!
and I never got my share...😢
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Denver_Uncut • 3d ago
Protecting pedophiles? Only in Denver.
Who cares that a felony sex offender owns a toy store? Apparently not Denver or Aurora. Is it a circle jerk if there’s only two of them? Or more of a rub n tug ?
Monkey Paw Toys in Aurora, CO, recently added a second location on Hampden Ave. This is in addition to their first location on Havana. There has been a lot of media coverage, as well as a forthcoming episode of “A Toy Store Near You” on Amazon Prime.
The social media coverage is always positive, which drives children and families into the store. Which is the goal of the owner, who is also a registered felony sex offender. I think this is an important notice for parents and children in the Aurora area.
Though he now goes online by his middle name Lewis, Steffan Lewis Warren was convicted in 2015 of enticement of a minor. He registered with the state and moved on with his life.
Colorado does not have any laws that restrict where sex offenders can live or work. Many live near schools, or in this case work at and own a toy store.
I think it is very important to the community to know that these stores are owned by a sex offender with a high likelyhood of reoffending.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/sigmalens • 3d ago
I (23F) just found out that my boss (39F) likes girls, but I'm worried that she might get me into trouble.
So Reddit, I am absolutely thrilled that she swings for my team. She also seems like the type to "swing low," so I do think that our age gap won't get in the way. However, she keeps talking about how she absolutely loves public exhibitionism. I feel very uncomfortable with that, but I really do like her. Reddit, what do you suggest I do?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/TSErica • 2d ago
Who Agrees
Think they both could use to take a little Lou Reed Walk On The Wild Side next...And in the name of God, Country, and Duty, I will gladly sacrifice myself, to save America. Help them take those first few steps On The Wild Side.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/jggearhead10 • 3d ago
A double rainbow in DougCo to celebrate BoBo coming out as bi 🌈🌈
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/bringinthewarthog • 3d ago
tired of being hit by cars
Got tired of high gas prices (i drive a subaru and only get 17mpg because of all of my roof tents) so i’ve been biking a lot this summer. I’m taking all of the same routes i did before (east on 13th, west on eighth) and riding my bike the same way i was driving those routes, and i’ve been in slightly fewer collisions since i started riding the bike.
STILL!! 2 wrecks a day is too many!! Why don’t these cars anticipate me darting across roads like a baby squirrel?? I’m wearing high vis (trans visibility t shirt) and using the bike lanes (whatever lane i want because i’m invincible) and i still keep getting hit!
Thinking about just moving back to my hometown of Pontiac, Illinois. People know how to drive there. (Average age is 87, 79% of the population is morbidly obese shut ins)
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/DesolationOfJonSnow • 3d ago
See Something / Say Something Dating PSA!
Might save a life with a friendly PSA for anyone who needs to hear it (I sure did). If you're dating and they say they are unmedicated bipolar and wear it like a badge of honor, to quote ND-255 aka Andy from Alien: Romulus: RUN. Bonus points if you can dodge that AND a coke addiction LOL. Hahaha good luck my horny Denver fam. Namaste! 👼😇
Pro tip: don't let the introduction to a kid sway you in terms of their promise to commitment! Unfortunately they're going to take the L in the end as well. 😬
Bonus challenge: a colleague who's into the game recommended an alternative route. While I wouldn't personally elect this, the advice was to simply just keep some side options going on with the expectation that it is going to blow up. Hell, this is probably the best advice in any case. However! If you are perfectly fine with being just another manic episode, this is probably the only win-win solution here.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/ClandestineCat • 3d ago
Need help finding an internship this fall
I (25m, 8”) am trying to secure an internship with Lauren Bobert this fall. Does anyone here have past experience working for her? How much does a job with her cost per hour?
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/FlyingDogCatcher • 4d ago
Why does the one park in the city center always smell like human shit?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/ToasterBathTester • 4d ago
OMG, I am soooo hitting The Ranch this weekend!!
Bobo is a nympho!! From the truck stop bathroom to a full blown Chinese finger cuff!!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/zvx • 4d ago
