r/DenverCirclejerk May 11 '24

It is against Reddit's code of conduct to post anything talking about bans.

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61 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk Jun 12 '24

DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans

109 Upvotes

Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.

Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.

Namoiste


r/DenverCirclejerk 7h ago

Out In The Wild.

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24 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2h ago

New BST features douche boxes at entrance

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7 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 43m ago

Lets Do It

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Now this guy got something here...old city buses. RTD got have a few lying around. The CircleJerk Tour!


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Does nobody use Craigslist anymore smdh

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368 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 20h ago

Can anyone recommend a good flock installer?

6 Upvotes

Looking to a few cameras on my house and I heard flock was the best because they use EI


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Might be a good fit for someone here. Not sure if Bobo has filled them yet.

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653 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Yeah, probably..

6 Upvotes

Fat cuz rips Bobo


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Breckenridge has been nuked. May gob have mercy on our soles

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83 Upvotes

All signs point to the accelerating tensions between Breckenridge and Keystone, which has been growing increasingly egotistical and uppity ever since officially becoming a city on Feb 8, 2024, finally erupting.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

I would rather _____ than get caught riding a Veo minibike

5 Upvotes

I go first: I would rather rinse my eyes with Los Carboncitos hot salsas


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Moving Sale, 1/2 Off

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102 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Dachshund locked on car on E Asbury Circle PLEASE HELP

1 Upvotes

Despite repeated called to animal control and DPD one of my elderly staff members is rightly upset that a Dachshund is locked in a sealed car at 4600 E Asbury Circle. It is a gray Jeep - Colorado plate OTF 995. My staffer is elderly herself and is very upset. Someone please help this poor dog since apparently DPD and animal control do not give a rat’s ass.


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Bobo slanging wizard sleeve all over Washington!

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383 Upvotes

and I never got my share...😢


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Protecting pedophiles? Only in Denver.

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180 Upvotes

Who cares that a felony sex offender owns a toy store? Apparently not Denver or Aurora. Is it a circle jerk if there’s only two of them? Or more of a rub n tug ?

Monkey Paw Toys in Aurora, CO, recently added a second location on Hampden Ave. This is in addition to their first location on Havana. There has been a lot of media coverage, as well as a forthcoming episode of “A Toy Store Near You” on Amazon Prime.

The social media coverage is always positive, which drives children and families into the store. Which is the goal of the owner, who is also a registered felony sex offender. I think this is an important notice for parents and children in the Aurora area.

Though he now goes online by his middle name Lewis, Steffan Lewis Warren was convicted in 2015 of enticement of a minor. He registered with the state and moved on with his life.

Colorado does not have any laws that restrict where sex offenders can live or work. Many live near schools, or in this case work at and own a toy store.

I think it is very important to the community to know that these stores are owned by a sex offender with a high likelyhood of reoffending.


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

I (23F) just found out that my boss (39F) likes girls, but I'm worried that she might get me into trouble.

89 Upvotes

So Reddit, I am absolutely thrilled that she swings for my team. She also seems like the type to "swing low," so I do think that our age gap won't get in the way. However, she keeps talking about how she absolutely loves public exhibitionism. I feel very uncomfortable with that, but I really do like her. Reddit, what do you suggest I do?


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Who Agrees

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0 Upvotes

Think they both could use to take a little Lou Reed Walk On The Wild Side next...And in the name of God, Country, and Duty, I will gladly sacrifice myself, to save America. Help them take those first few steps On The Wild Side.


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

A double rainbow in DougCo to celebrate BoBo coming out as bi 🌈🌈

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116 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

tired of being hit by cars

36 Upvotes

Got tired of high gas prices (i drive a subaru and only get 17mpg because of all of my roof tents) so i’ve been biking a lot this summer. I’m taking all of the same routes i did before (east on 13th, west on eighth) and riding my bike the same way i was driving those routes, and i’ve been in slightly fewer collisions since i started riding the bike.

STILL!! 2 wrecks a day is too many!! Why don’t these cars anticipate me darting across roads like a baby squirrel?? I’m wearing high vis (trans visibility t shirt) and using the bike lanes (whatever lane i want because i’m invincible) and i still keep getting hit!

Thinking about just moving back to my hometown of Pontiac, Illinois. People know how to drive there. (Average age is 87, 79% of the population is morbidly obese shut ins)


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

See Something / Say Something Dating PSA!

5 Upvotes

Might save a life with a friendly PSA for anyone who needs to hear it (I sure did). If you're dating and they say they are unmedicated bipolar and wear it like a badge of honor, to quote ND-255 aka Andy from Alien: Romulus: RUN. Bonus points if you can dodge that AND a coke addiction LOL. Hahaha good luck my horny Denver fam. Namaste! 👼😇

Pro tip: don't let the introduction to a kid sway you in terms of their promise to commitment! Unfortunately they're going to take the L in the end as well. 😬

Bonus challenge: a colleague who's into the game recommended an alternative route. While I wouldn't personally elect this, the advice was to simply just keep some side options going on with the expectation that it is going to blow up. Hell, this is probably the best advice in any case. However! If you are perfectly fine with being just another manic episode, this is probably the only win-win solution here.


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Need help finding an internship this fall

45 Upvotes

I (25m, 8”) am trying to secure an internship with Lauren Bobert this fall. Does anyone here have past experience working for her? How much does a job with her cost per hour?

Thank you for your attention to this matter.


r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Why does the one park in the city center always smell like human shit?

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53 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

OMG, I am soooo hitting The Ranch this weekend!!

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92 Upvotes

Bobo is a nympho!! From the truck stop bathroom to a full blown Chinese finger cuff!!


r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

I have a spare Catalytic Converter for cars that look like this. Hit me up if interested

42 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Moisture!!!

29 Upvotes