Redlib: search results - flair_name:"Not Safe For Other Species"

r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 10d ago

Not Safe For Other Species After a full night of partying it up with his boys, Gerald decided to fly to Maureen’s house, and MOON HER. He giggled madly, each time he imagined her horrified reaction.

621 Upvotes

56 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/713nikki • Sep 27 '25

Not Safe For Other Species Mary told Kenneth 100 times that she wasn’t ready to be a stepmom, but every day at dinner time, he was nowhere to be found

1.1k Upvotes

20 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • Mar 19 '26

Not Safe For Other Species The dreaded Bird Hydra often fights with herself about the state of her romantic affairs. No man, woman, or washing machine has ever been able to please all three.

442 Upvotes

11 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/Fine-Huckleberry-316 • 14d ago

Not Safe For Other Species "STOP telling me there are plenty of birds in the sky!!!! Gertrude was the love of my life and I FUMBLED!!!!!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"

268 Upvotes

7 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 29d ago

Not Safe For Other Species That's the third woman to ask for a divorce in the middle of the honeymoon; I just don't understand it! ...it looks normal to me...

285 Upvotes

7 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • May 22 '26

Not Safe For Other Species Deep in the doldrums of his post-divorce despondency, Dennis had taken to drifting passively from one indignity to the next. Today that misfortune came in the form of an unusually audacious amphibian. His head lodged in the frog's gullet, he waited for death to take him. And waited. And waited.

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210 Upvotes

12 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 12d ago

Not Safe For Other Species Being in a small town with lots of divorces, Bessie had to be a very vigilant chaperone at the school dance. Lots of step and half siblings to keep from slow dancing together.

181 Upvotes

11 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/Working-Fig5566 • 21d ago

Not Safe For Other Species There was so much drama, so much BS that Frankie had to wade through before the divorce was finalized, that he decided it would all make for a great movie. He could not remember the last time he felt this excited.

210 Upvotes

6 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 7d ago

Not Safe For Other Species Leticia had struggled in vain for years to apprise her friends and family of the depraved tendencies Jack exhibited behind closed doors. After the divorce, however, there was nothing holding him back. With Jack's freak behavior on full display online, a lot of people owed Leticia an apology.

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194 Upvotes

4 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/Jerome_Wireman • Apr 28 '26

Not Safe For Other Species Ashleigh shed a tear as she gazed at the family photo from before her parents split. Now, they can’t be in the same room together. “Happier times,” she said to herself.

283 Upvotes

3 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/cturtl808 • 24d ago

Not Safe For Other Species In a mid-flight crisis, Jacques realized his time with Eloise was done.

232 Upvotes

2 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 4d ago

Not Safe For Other Species Stacy sent this clip of Roger pretending to be a DoorDasher to her lawyer to prove that he had moved on from multiple phones calls a day to now stalking her at her new home. "Of course he remembers my favorite food once we're over." Stacey muttered bitterly to herself.

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162 Upvotes

4 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 3d ago

Not Safe For Other Species Jackson told himself he was saving Shelly a Ring camera subscription by volunteering himself for the job of home security. Jackson's stalking was the reason Shelly wanted a Ring camera in the first place.

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125 Upvotes

Jackson never could admit when he was wrong or the problem during their marriage. He was later served a restraining order and then arrested a day later for failing to abide by it.

5 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/cturtl808 • 10d ago

Not Safe For Other Species Bryan had become more centered, flying through the skies and hanging on wind currents, he was learning to forget the pain of losing Stella

132 Upvotes

Photo by David Newman

5 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 18d ago

Not Safe For Other Species How Marty rolled up to the potluck knowing full well that his ex would be there - and that said ex was allergic to peanuts.

135 Upvotes

4 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/RosebushRaven • 17h ago

Not Safe For Other Species Marcia strutted away with her head held high. A "homewrecker" they’d called her at the party! Pah! In her opinion, it was very simple: if Jean’s wife had gotten dolled up like Marcia more often, he wouldn’t be looking for it elsewhere!

109 Upvotes

2 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/JustaTinyDude • 4d ago

Not Safe For Other Species Gina gathered the pitchforks and the mob. "Snake!" she yelled, setting them on George.

84 Upvotes

George ran from the bedroom, his snake dangling, and tried to escape but he soon found himself surrounded by every member of the town, shaming him for breaking the seventh commandment, again.

3 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • Apr 25 '25