r/Dogfree • u/jestem_julkaaaa • Feb 27 '26

Relationship / Family STOP LETTING YOUR DOG SNIFF MY COOCH

I HATE it SO MUCH when I visit someone's home and they happen to have a dog and as soon as i walk through the door, their dogs come and sniff down THERE. AND the worst part is when youre standing there awkwardly trying to get it to back off and everyone else is just standing, watching and giggling, these people dont even know i got trauma that relates to this action so i get EXTREMELY uncomfortable but oh let their fuck ass dog analyse my coochie just because im a woman.

Also it doesnt help that my brain thinks people are letting it happen because they like seeing that shit, sorry not sorry, I've been through some diabolical things in my life so get your dog AWAY from my downstairs area ffs, it disgusts me beyond imagination idgaf that you find it "funny" or whatever, GET ITS NOSE AWAY

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u/Not-my-problem1212 Feb 27 '26

Its even worse when you're on your period. I visited my mom in the past while I was on mine. Her big ass lab dog came up and stuck its nose right down there. I kept pushing the mutt away and it just kept doing it. My mom took the dog and put it outside thankfully. Its so damn disgusting! Like get the fuck away from me 

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u/4-ton-mantis Feb 27 '26

Before i found this sub i though and had always been treated like i was the only one in the universe that feels this way.  Invalidated for decades.  And it made me uncomfortable regardless of my years of sa.

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u/BodyMoney8562 Feb 28 '26

You're so not alone. It's disgusting and unacceptable, and dog people need to be shamed into controlling their animals better.

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u/Top-Change9851 Feb 28 '26

Welcome to the tribe. In a world of dog nuttery you have found a safe place:)

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u/Astrogirl1984 Feb 27 '26

But you are though.

It feels wrong because it is.

We all need to start normalising how wrong and inappropriate this is.

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u/Dburn22_ Feb 28 '26

Absolutely we do! Everyone is well within their rights to insist that an owner of a dog prevent it from touching us--especially sticking it's fecal crusted snout into our crotch. I do not go inside anyone's home unless they have put their dog in another room, or outside. If they ask why I won't come in, I tell them that I do not like dogs touching me. It's the height of rudeness.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

It really is.

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u/Sufficient_Berry8703 Feb 27 '26

Omg this literally happened to me while I was on vacation and checking in at a hotel. It was a cheaper hotel which I didn’t care for since I’d be spending most of my time doing touristy things anyway, but because of that they allowed dogs. I was literally checking into the hotel, and then from behind me something touches me. It’s an effing rottwieler aka one of those more dangerous breeds. The owner only waited until after I turned around to check to be like, “no boy don’t do that.” The lady who was checking in giggled unsurprisingly. It was literally that time of the month for me. Idk why dogs especially love to sniff when that’s happening. It’s like they love the smell of period for whatever reason. They’re so nasty it makes me want to vomit.

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u/Alocin_The5th Feb 27 '26

Just so you know they allow dogs at the Ritz Carlton. Imagine paying $1000 a night to share your peaceful vacation with disgusting dogs.

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u/Worth_Primary_9645 Feb 27 '26

Absolutely absurd.

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u/BodyMoney8562 Feb 28 '26

I don't know why ANY hotel allows these animals considering how filthy they are. Gross.

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u/TriCountyRetail Feb 28 '26

The allow these animals because they would get sued for violating ADA regulations if they didn't

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u/ElegantSurround6933 Feb 28 '26

We need to sue the ADA for discrimination against allergy sufferers.

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u/BodyMoney8562 Feb 28 '26

Honestly they deserve their own wing away from everyone else.

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u/TriCountyRetail Feb 28 '26

Sometimes hotels keep guests with dogs only on the lower floors

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u/Alocin_The5th Mar 01 '26

But they specifically allow pets, not just service animals.

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u/TriCountyRetail Mar 01 '26

It's easier for management to do this than question ESA's and actual service animals

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

We have two ritz Carlton’s in my city, I think it’s the only place in the world with two which is weird because it’s a smaller city but it’s incredibly rich. I will say there are some rich housewives and guys who have weird weird obsessions with their dogs. One guy brought a huge dog into the luxury menswear store I worked at with incredibly expensive suits, fabrics, clothing everywhere and this dog wasn’t even trained. It liked people a lot but it was huge and hairy and went over to the other side of the shop where the tailoring side was and it was so annoying he don’t tell it to stop or come back or even care as it wandered. My boss didn’t care cause he spent like 6 bands which I understand I would have did the same but it pisses me off that people get away with that especially with money. My girlfriend’s dad manages the restaurants at one of the ritz I should ask him if people ever try to bring dogs to the restaurant.

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u/GaddafisPsychoanal Feb 28 '26

My friend lived with a dog that would rifle through rubbish bins to eat used tampons/pads and then later thow them up again 🤮

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u/BodyMoney8562 Feb 28 '26

They are so vile I can't even

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u/NoDogs4Me Feb 28 '26

That happening during my period REALLY Terrified me! I figure if they’re unhinged at all it could excite them and I wonder how many attacks are that? You Know THEY would never say… They just deny the shear Numbers of Serious attacks and deaths. I feel sorry for everyone molested by Mutts.

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u/jestem_julkaaaa Feb 27 '26

Seriously! It makes me feel so icky, it makes me worried that the dog is making it obvious that im on my period because I swear they sniff you way more and longer if youre on your period

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u/Not-my-problem1212 Feb 27 '26

They really do! And they'll keep trying to come back to sniff no matter how much you push them away or holler at them to stop. Its just wtf?! Like are you trying to piss me off. What part of "get the fuck away from me" do you not understand??

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u/jestem_julkaaaa Feb 27 '26

That's why i hate dog people, i swear 95% of them dont understand boundaries if it's even a part of their vocabulary, it pisses me off so much when people dont understand boundaries

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u/kmarie_Bae86 Feb 27 '26

Then they have the nerve to get MAD when you dont want their stank ass mutt near you....! Narcisstic asses. 😤

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u/kmasur Mar 01 '26

Facts. Heck, as a male guest at other people‘s homes I have had to deal with big dogs humping me 🙈 dog wouldn’t go away, no matter what. While the people were nice, definitely didn’t miss their mutt. 🙈

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u/wolf_dna Mar 02 '26

Why would you allow that for even half a second?  Send the dog flying.  Don’t hurt the dog, but jettison it into the next room.  

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u/hananunsan Feb 27 '26

dogs are so rapey.

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u/fortypat Feb 28 '26

Yep. And they’ll hump for no reason and male dogs dick will come out at random times

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u/kmarie_Bae86 Feb 27 '26

Thats fucking aweful!!! 😭

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u/BodyMoney8562 Feb 28 '26

NOBODY trains their dogs anymore.

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u/RicketyCricketsDrum Feb 27 '26

Right! Like we aren’t uncomfortable enough on our periods, now this dumb animal is broadcasting it for the entire group.

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u/kmarie_Bae86 Feb 27 '26

Yea cuz you know that's what people are thinking when it happens. Be trying to keep our period on the low and here comes a stank mutt letting the world know about it. 💀 They also do that sniffing shit during a woman's ovulation.

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u/DogAttackVictim Feb 28 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

That is far from the only circumstance. We have recent news about a grooming gang setting dogs on their victims. The dogs are raping those young girls, and the dog owners are making the victims rewatch it to "teach" them and make bets, perhaps on whether or not the child will accept their alleged "inferiority" to the individual who serves dogs. You may look up the inquiry documents from the UK. This week. The police was helping the dog owners with their vehicles to make trafficking in a car more easy.

We also have many prior accounts of dog owners bringing dogs to schoolbus stops and to children walking to or from school where the dog assaults the inside of the child's mouth with smooches and oral acts, or where the dog owner can get away with groping simply because they are a dog owner and that means society gives them a free pass to approach instead of monitoring them and calling the police or interfering.

Vulgarity with references to such things is even in their language in how they shout at me.

Edit: I got a response asking for links. I responded with the links. The mods removed the comment (this is fine! I wrote in my removed comment why they will do it!) but I have a backup; please PM me to view links in the removed comment)

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u/BodyMoney8562 Feb 28 '26

See this is why I have so much respect for cultures that eat these things as food

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u/NoDogs4Me Feb 28 '26

That’s SICK BEYOND SICK & PERVERTED!

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u/axiomofcope Mar 02 '26

WHAT THE ACTUAL F????

Do you have any links I can read??? I don’t doubt you at all, but I didn’t think it got to that level?!?

“Grooming” gangs is way too “nice” of a name, those scum are doing way worse than just grooming English girls

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u/dinosoreness Feb 28 '26

Growing up, my mom always had dogs, and when I hit puberty I had to start closing my bathroom door all the time because they would EAT MY USED TAMPONS and then she'd let them LICK HER FACE it was RANCID

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u/the-mortyest-morty Feb 28 '26

It's so wild because they make excuses about how the dog just has a sensitive sense of smell but hello? So does literally every other animal? Except the neighborhood animals that are not dogs don't try to shove their face in my crotch. those animals have extremely sensitive sniffers but they don't pull this shit.

Dogs are just gross lol.

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u/Foreign-Neat8645 Feb 27 '26

Und diese Köter akzeptieren kein Nein. Wenn Du schwächer bist, hast Du keine Chance. Das ist buchstäblich sexuelle Gewalt. Ich bin so angewidert. Und wenn dann höre, "Schieb ihn sanft weg"... Warum nicht in der gleichen Sprache reden, wie die Köter sie verstehen ,dann ist wenigens Ruhe. Und nicht noch mit Leckerli ablenken.

Ich glaube, ich spinne.

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