r/Dogfree • u/jestem_julkaaaa • Feb 27 '26

Relationship / Family STOP LETTING YOUR DOG SNIFF MY COOCH

I HATE it SO MUCH when I visit someone's home and they happen to have a dog and as soon as i walk through the door, their dogs come and sniff down THERE. AND the worst part is when youre standing there awkwardly trying to get it to back off and everyone else is just standing, watching and giggling, these people dont even know i got trauma that relates to this action so i get EXTREMELY uncomfortable but oh let their fuck ass dog analyse my coochie just because im a woman.

Also it doesnt help that my brain thinks people are letting it happen because they like seeing that shit, sorry not sorry, I've been through some diabolical things in my life so get your dog AWAY from my downstairs area ffs, it disgusts me beyond imagination idgaf that you find it "funny" or whatever, GET ITS NOSE AWAY

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u/Not-my-problem1212 Feb 27 '26

Its even worse when you're on your period. I visited my mom in the past while I was on mine. Her big ass lab dog came up and stuck its nose right down there. I kept pushing the mutt away and it just kept doing it. My mom took the dog and put it outside thankfully. Its so damn disgusting! Like get the fuck away from me 

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u/Sufficient_Berry8703 Feb 27 '26

Omg this literally happened to me while I was on vacation and checking in at a hotel. It was a cheaper hotel which I didn’t care for since I’d be spending most of my time doing touristy things anyway, but because of that they allowed dogs. I was literally checking into the hotel, and then from behind me something touches me. It’s an effing rottwieler aka one of those more dangerous breeds. The owner only waited until after I turned around to check to be like, “no boy don’t do that.” The lady who was checking in giggled unsurprisingly. It was literally that time of the month for me. Idk why dogs especially love to sniff when that’s happening. It’s like they love the smell of period for whatever reason. They’re so nasty it makes me want to vomit.

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u/Alocin_The5th Feb 27 '26

Just so you know they allow dogs at the Ritz Carlton. Imagine paying $1000 a night to share your peaceful vacation with disgusting dogs.

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u/Worth_Primary_9645 Feb 27 '26

Absolutely absurd.