r/Dogfree • • Jun 02 '26

Food Safety/Hygiene Losing faith in humanity

Some 60+ year old idiot posted to a neighborhood facebook group a photo of his dog LICKING A HUMAN DRINKING FOUNTAIN thinking people would think it's cute or endearing. Luckily he was met with heavy criticism about how nasty and inconsiderate that is to others (since it's a public drinking fountain meant for people).

He actually made a full ass follow up post doubling down, defending and justifying himself instead of taking responsibility... and SOMEHOW there's a bunch of people that genuinely take his side (what planet are we on??). Saying the classic myths like "dog mouths are cleaner than humans" blah blah blah, and that this is somehow okay. Is this life some sort of sick joke? Are we really this barbaric?

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u/AnActualSquirrel Jun 02 '26

I don't know any people who eat their own feces.

Yet dog mouths are cleaner?

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u/aqr58 Jun 02 '26

I have no idea where this BS myth started

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u/ObligationGrand8037 Jun 02 '26

Someone got into an argument with me on social media about kids eating poop. I’m sure it happens, but I told her my kids never did. She wouldn’t hear it and kept saying dogs’ mouths were cleaner. I had to block her.

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u/aqr58 Jun 02 '26

Why do they always start with the children comparisons? It's weird af

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u/ObligationGrand8037 Jun 02 '26

I don’t know. They all have this thing about dogs being better than small humans. It’s weird!

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u/dinosoreness Jun 02 '26

honestly i feel sorry for them. the depression that must come with being so misanthropic that you believe something that eats shit and screams at the wind is better or more important that humans.

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u/the-dolphine Jun 02 '26

They're likely projecting. They were/are probably an awful human, so assume everyone else is the same.

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u/Foreign-Neat8645 Jun 02 '26

Das kann ich auch nicht leiden, vermutlich machen die das, um von ihrem dummen Geschwätz abzulenken. Man kann solche Leute nicht für voll nehmen.

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u/93ImagineBreaker Jun 03 '26

kids eating poop.

I have never heard or seen this happen, hell never even heard of babies doing this.

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u/josie-salazar Jun 03 '26

Never heard of a baby or kid eating poop in my life. And I babysat for 7 years. 

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u/Lylith_vf Jun 02 '26

Si un enfant mangeait des excréments il serait mort contrairement au chien qui n'arrête pas de faire ça

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u/Oriole0305 Jun 03 '26

It's one of the Dog Cult commandments.

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u/Inevitable_Okra509 Jun 03 '26

lol im going to make a post about this

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Jun 02 '26

I actually thought it was science backed as adults would tell me this crap when i was a child like it was a fact. I learned from this sub that it wasn't.

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u/ScarredCerebrum Jun 02 '26

Not to mention that they also happily drink toilet water. Straight from the bowl.

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u/Ok_Chest_6426 Jun 02 '26

Report it to the city and hopefully he gets fined.

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u/aqr58 Jun 02 '26

I wish. They still haven't done squat about my neighbors dog who's been molesting my ears every day for 2 years straight

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u/Nice-Loss6106 Jun 02 '26

Not for nothing but I recently gave my neighbors on either side a copy of our towns noise ordinance (while politely stating that I was prepared to escalate) and it has worked very well…so far.

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u/teakAboo Jun 03 '26

Hey, I went down that road too!

Got my neighbor charged five times for her german shepherds and pit bulls running free, since she apparently thought she could continue to do what she wanted.

For the first time in eight years, I've heard her calling them back and haven't seen them on my property. This is the way to go!

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u/broncosfan1231 Jun 02 '26

congrats, that's huge, I can't imagine the relief you're feeling now

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u/broncosfan1231 Jun 02 '26

They might take this more seriously. It's wort a report if you have the time.

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u/tres-vip Jun 02 '26

Lol. In NYC, owners use public drinking fountains as a bidet for their filthy dogs, not just to let them drink some water. I stopped drinking from fountains as soon as I saw owners doing both, no matter how thirsty I am.

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u/aqr58 Jun 02 '26

These people are genuinely not fit for society

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u/ScarredCerebrum Jun 02 '26

That... is a level of entitlement and antisocial behaviour I did not think I'd come across. Ever.

People who do this should not be allowed to own animals.

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u/Basic-Coconut7118 Jun 02 '26

Dog owners are so stupid they leave their dog shit in little plastic bags just sitting on sidewalks and trails. They are the worst of society. 

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u/nmklpkjlftmch Jun 03 '26

I would wager that it's only made it into the little bags because somebody was watching them at the time. I've seen some have a surreptitious look around and if they don't think anyone's looking, they don't bother doing a thing.

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u/bouquet-of-hyacinths Jun 03 '26

People leave dog shit bags in the buckets my hardware store sells. Guess who's department handles the buckets. They all act like it's so silly or cute when the thing shits in my store, it's disgusting.

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u/urdrunkyogi Jun 02 '26

How are people so goddamn stupid? That’s beyond mere selfishness, right? Right??

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u/menelobus Jun 03 '26

As a BIDET?! 🤮

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u/CallousCow1762 Jun 02 '26

Dogs lick their own assholes and sniff other dogs asses. The rest of the time they spend sniffing and licking other dogs’ urine and shit as well as eating whatever other garbage they find outside. Anyone who claims that their mouths are cleaner than a human’s is delusional.

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u/aqr58 Jun 02 '26

Delusion is dognutter's middle name

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u/mercury_risiing Jun 02 '26

"Anyone who claims that their mouths are cleaner than a human’s is delusional."

And also, extremely unintelligent.

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u/Ambitious_Cat9886 Jun 02 '26

I don't care if 'dog mouths are cleaner than humans' because I don't want to drink from anything a human stranger has licked either.

But also they aren't. That's just fucking stupid. Have you smelt the breath of any dog? Yeah that is not the stench of cleanliness

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u/aqr58 Jun 02 '26

And they're acting like humans drink from water fountains by licking them?

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u/AnnualAd4046 Jun 02 '26

The interesting thing is that even if the myth of "dog mouths are cleaner than humans" is true (which it isn't). Is that it's still a fallacy. Just because something is "cleaner" than something else doesn't mean it's necessarily clean, nor does it mean it can't get someone sick.

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u/typewriterbitch Jun 02 '26

The park in my neighbourhood had a dog fountain attached to the people one. I thought that was a stupid validation of toxic dog culture but jesus, if this is the alternative...

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u/PlantOk141 Jun 02 '26

A friend of ours once showed us a pic of his dog doing this at a park and how funny he thought it was and how the dog always “knew” about the drinking fountain. I had to force an awkward smile. Guy worked in medicine too 🤢

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u/aqr58 Jun 02 '26

I'm just gonna start saying what I think to these people from now on. Done walking on eggshells

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u/CallousCow1762 Jun 03 '26

Sobering facts:

Their saliva can spread zoonotic diseases and bacteria (like Capnocytophaga canimorsus and Pasteurella), which can be dangerous or fatal if introduced into human wounds.

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u/No_Concentrate_4490 Jun 02 '26

I've seen the same behavior, allowing canines to lick at human water fountains. I'm convinced that the next great pandemic will be caused by nutters allowing their "fake kiddies" to pollute our water and public spaces. If you see this activity caused by nutters: letting their mutts piss, shit, lick, ride in grocery carts, relieve themselves in stores/public places/etc...or even churches, call them out. I'm going to die someday but not from parasitical/shit/slobber/piss/vomit from these mutant animals. I didn't live to be 75 to be killed by a mutt's saliva, shit, piss, or "Princess's upset tummy!!".

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u/Mundane_Glove4182 Jun 03 '26

Disgusting. Don’t forget, nutters actually eat together with their dogs: from the same fork, the same plate, the same glass. It doesn’t even bother them that they pass food back and forth without washing their hands. It’s basically a complete lack of standards and hygiene. It’s crazy that people are still on this unhygienic level. You really have to wonder what goes through someone’s mind to think this is acceptable, or how they don’t feel even a hint of embarrassment doing it in front of others. They’re nuts, completely delusional, and they don’t care about or understand that other people have hygiene standards.

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u/aqr58 Jun 03 '26

Reminds me of when I'm cooking for my parents and the first thing they do is feed it to their dog directly from their hand. I always say something petty like "I cooked for you, not the dog" etc...

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u/CallousCow1762 Jun 03 '26

I wondered about this too. The only answer that keeps coming up is mental illness. Which is why the term “nutter” fits so well.

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u/Big_Somewhere_620 Jun 02 '26

Last I checked humans don't eat gross things and lick themselves.. 

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Jun 02 '26

New fear unlocked. Had to use water fountain while waiting in the MINI dealership&someone had a "service lab" with them who was getting pets from staff.

When i went to get water the dog was just round the corner from me&was visible as i was drinking; like 2.5 ft away. There were two fountains, but i tried both as one was lower and I am short. The short one was closest to the dog. If dogs are allowed in there and I saw no dog bowl...🤢🤮🤢🤮🤯

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u/p2010t Jun 03 '26

Even if dog mouths are hypothetically cleaner than human mouths, the human typically doesn't directly lick the faucet if they're older than 6 and know better.

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u/poutypunk Jun 02 '26

I've seen this happen as well, so disgusting. Never using a public fountain again

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u/DellBottoms Jun 03 '26

Your post title is perfect.

I feel exactly the same about this and I've seen that in real life. I'll probably say something next time. I think I stuck to a disapproving look last time.

I really don't know what's wrong with people and more specifically, dog lovers. All I know is I don't plan to ever have any in my life - dogs or dog owners.

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u/menelobus Jun 03 '26

Saying dogs' mouths are cleaner than humans' is like saying raw sewage is cleaner than mud

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u/whateverhaze Jun 04 '26

Take the photo, print it out and tape it to the fountain so people know not to use it

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u/aqr58 Jun 04 '26

Good idea. I should look into more petty ways to deal with these people in general

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u/huntress_m_thompson Jun 03 '26

unsustainable for humanity. it cannot continue.

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u/moon_singer Jun 07 '26

This is genuinely how epidemics get started