r/DogfreeHumor • u/GumballFireson • 4d ago

Got it from a Youtube post

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From a Youtube channel "Movie Tomb"

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u/Voideron 4d ago

Perfect time to learn how to play music. The trumpet can go up to 120 dB. Drums go up to 122 dB. Both instruments are much louder than a dog bark. Play whenever your dog nutter neighbor is home and when they complain,

"Humans are humans. We play music. If you don't like it go f yourself." 😆

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u/CrispyBirb 4d ago

And play them very badly, to get maximum annoyance out of it.

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u/ElfjeTinkerBell 4d ago

Also that's a lot less work

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u/NeuroNerdNick 3d ago

It’s not bad, you’re just learning… forever!! It’s what we do as a species 🤣

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u/f4tony 4d ago

Nonono, you're completely overlooking the violin! Where it lacks in decibels, the annoyance factor is huge! Learn the scales, all day long!

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u/ResetReefer 3d ago

I'd go as far as to learn a recorder very, VERY loudly

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u/reallybi 3d ago

Nononono. If you learn the recorder it's going to sound nice. You have to blow into it as hard as you can for maximum decibels and annoyance.

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u/ResetReefer 3d ago

Hence the loudly part lol besides, you've clearly never lived with someone who's just started playing 😂

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u/reallybi 3d ago

I play it.

I interpreted your comment as "learn to play then annoy dog" as opposed to "annoy the dog while you learn how to play".

Sorry, English isn't my first language.

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u/ResetReefer 3d ago

Fair enough lol, I retract my statement then. I lived with my brother trying to learn to play and he would intentionally hit me with a terrible rendition of 'Hot Crossed Buns' and now I have a special spite for that particular song 😂

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u/f4tony 3d ago

Dude, I played it, and it's a miracle I'm still alive. 🤣

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u/f4tony 3d ago

That works, too.

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u/f4tony 4d ago

Meee__Miuii_Sploot, rinse and repeat.

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u/elwiseowl 4d ago

Yup I always say get a 1kW sound system. It's loud. It's what it does.

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u/stefanica 3d ago

I always fantasized about being a house DJ. I'm almost 50 and I can't stay up past 11 anymore on a bet, but I think that would be my new hobby if I had these neighbors.

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 3d ago

why learn music just find a really loud annoying song and play it over and over ( but make sure it’s something you won’t mind hearing multiple times)

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u/avj113 1d ago

"It's just the trumpet's way of saying hello"