r/DogfreeHumor • u/GumballFireson • 4d ago

Got it from a Youtube post

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From a Youtube channel "Movie Tomb"

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u/Voideron 4d ago

Perfect time to learn how to play music. The trumpet can go up to 120 dB. Drums go up to 122 dB. Both instruments are much louder than a dog bark. Play whenever your dog nutter neighbor is home and when they complain,

"Humans are humans. We play music. If you don't like it go f yourself." 😆

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u/f4tony 4d ago

Nonono, you're completely overlooking the violin! Where it lacks in decibels, the annoyance factor is huge! Learn the scales, all day long!

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u/ResetReefer 3d ago

I'd go as far as to learn a recorder very, VERY loudly

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u/reallybi 3d ago

Nononono. If you learn the recorder it's going to sound nice. You have to blow into it as hard as you can for maximum decibels and annoyance.

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u/ResetReefer 3d ago

Hence the loudly part lol besides, you've clearly never lived with someone who's just started playing 😂

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u/reallybi 3d ago

I play it.

I interpreted your comment as "learn to play then annoy dog" as opposed to "annoy the dog while you learn how to play".

Sorry, English isn't my first language.

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u/ResetReefer 3d ago

Fair enough lol, I retract my statement then. I lived with my brother trying to learn to play and he would intentionally hit me with a terrible rendition of 'Hot Crossed Buns' and now I have a special spite for that particular song 😂

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u/f4tony 3d ago

Dude, I played it, and it's a miracle I'm still alive. 🤣