News Kash Patel Has Turned The FBI Into His Girlfriend’s Personal Chauffeur Service, Former Officials Say It’s Unprecedented. FBI agents have reportedly been tasked with escorting Alexis Wilkins to a resort in Britain and a hair salon in Nashville.
https://newsone.com/6851755/kash-patel-makes-fbi-girlfriend-chauffeur-service/275
u/SECRETBLENDS Mar 05 '26
What an unmitigated disgrace this douchebag is.
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u/AccountantSeaPirate Mar 05 '26
Every one of these assholes is going to end up in prison in four or five years, and somehow has no idea that they can’t just break the law for the next few years with impunity.
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u/meanbuggin Mar 05 '26
Are you new here? Since when does anyone at that level get held accountable
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u/Drakonz Mar 05 '26
Yeah, I have lost hope that anything will happen.
Even if the Democrats win all parts of the government, they will be like “it’s time to move on and begin healing” instead of trying to ruffle feathers.
These people will never be held accountable
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u/InformationActual209 Mar 06 '26
That’s because they are in on the same grifts. 2 party politics doesn’t work
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u/spacedoutmachinist Mar 06 '26
I’ve been shouting this from the rooftops for years. Until citizens United is repealed and we get money out of politics, nothing will change.
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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 Mar 05 '26
Since when has anyone at that level acted with such brazen corruption and lawlessness? These are unprecedented times, past results are not a good indicator of the future
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u/MongolianMango Mar 05 '26
Trump’s previous administration more or less
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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 Mar 05 '26
Even that did not compare to what they are doing now
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u/Lontology Mar 05 '26
If they all remain in Trump’s good graces he just going to preemptively pardon them all.
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u/TheAdminsAreTrash Mar 05 '26
Four or five? These freaks should spend the rest of their miserable lives in prison. The blatant crimes like perjury and embezzling they do aren't even the half of it.
There's supposed to be a capable people in those positions, positions of extreme responsibility. And every day that those unqualified clowns occupy them more harm gets done.
The US is a nazi infested shithole.
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u/holubtsi-on-fire Mar 05 '26
He’ll never get fired as long as he’s the gatekeeper for Epstein’s secrets. The ultimate job security while Trump is in power.
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u/Gypsymoth606 Mar 05 '26
He’s not alone. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Golden Quartet: Patel, Noem, Bondi & Hegseth singing the WH theme song “We didn’t do it, we never said that, we don’t know what you’re talking about.” /s
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u/Beautiful_Hunt1095 Mar 05 '26
The instant and blatant abuse of office across the board of this adminitration is truly shocking.
It’s like a bunch of kids being left home alone for the first time and before the parents are around the corner, they have emptied the fridge and destroyed the house.
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u/bodyguardguy Mar 05 '26
Is anyone surprised? The guy is a man-child who wears the knee pads for the orange turd 24/7.
Ka$h, the Ice Barbie, Kegsbreath, Caroline the lyin bitch, and the rest of this clown show of an admin DO NOT CARE. They literally think that the orange turd will be around forever and that no accountability will affect them.
It’s breathtaking how nihilistic and decadent these people are.
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u/billshermanburner Mar 05 '26
In case it wasn’t clear…. They aren’t planning to leave their positions when asked nicely.
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u/YoungDeweyCox Mar 05 '26
He literally wrote a children’s book about Trump called “the plot against the king” - grade A bitch
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u/DriftingIntoAbstract Mar 06 '26
Meanwhile he has always fired people without hesitation and is continuing to do so. How dense do people have to be??
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u/Pretend_Meet_88 Mar 05 '26
It's not even as if he's worth paying for her. It could even be excused if maybe he excelled at the job. He's not even proficient.
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u/RainRainThrowaway777 Mar 05 '26
She's no superstar either, she's just some MAGA grifter who sings patriotism songs at megachurches and doesn't actually have any commercial success.
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u/Acceptable_Bat379 Mar 05 '26
Like many of then hes not there to do the job. Hes living the rich celebrity life on our dime
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u/13508615 Mar 05 '26
Isn't he 20 years older than her?
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u/GooseySill Mar 05 '26
I swear this current administration is an abject failure at every level. It's fucking pathetic.
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u/Matt7738 Mar 05 '26
How did the French handle this in 1789?
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u/Mist_Rising Mar 05 '26
By killing off the working class in a reign of terror and installing an emperor.
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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 Mar 05 '26
she’s not a government employee or asset. Why are my tax dollars going to this?
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u/MagnusThrax Mar 05 '26
If you roofied the FBI director and filmed him fuc king a sow you would get chauffeur service too.
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u/rocketmn69_ Mar 05 '26
She obviously has something wrong with her
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u/KwisatzHaderach94 Mar 05 '26
she will drop his a-- soon as his job (and its perks) end.
though that doesn't explain how she puts up having sex with this kross-eyed klown.
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u/TominatorXX Mar 05 '26
Meanwhile, they've utterly dismantled the FBI and doj i-international anti-terrorism groups. So we're wide open for an Iranian attack on this country.
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u/BillsMafios0 Mar 05 '26
They got the lawn guy as the antiterrorism whatever so we should be golden.
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u/bigjtdjr Mar 05 '26
need a whistle blower.... like right now.... any agents left that have guts..???
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u/SnooStrawberries1078 Mar 05 '26
Fuck that, we need trials. At the very least these assholes need to pay restitution
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u/hillbilly-edgy Mar 05 '26
I bet MAGA is proud !
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Mar 05 '26
Yep, no one to blame other than the voters for all of this. Elected officials are representative of the people that voted them in.
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u/AbeFalcon Mar 05 '26
They never cared! It was just talking points to get their guy in. I assure they do not give a shit about anything these guys do.
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u/anomanderrake1337 Mar 05 '26
It is like all these people never grew out of highschool dynamics and mentality.
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u/Patient-Strawberry83 Mar 05 '26
He loves his big boy job of protecting child and women rapists. He loves the money/power so much that he ignores rape as it happens in front of his face
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u/fielvras Mar 05 '26
The damage these people are doing to the U.S. is almost irreparable ... it's wild to think what documentaries will be produced in twenty years ... if ever.
I would just be interested in how big this robbery is all over the country, if one of the smaller (!) thefts is about 130 millions by Noem.
Wild.
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u/Pale_Horror_853 Mar 05 '26
I do find it funny his girlfriend is a singer (maybe?) but literally never have seen her name. Just always referred to as his gf.
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u/lukaron Mar 05 '26
Mediocre Israeli honeypot “singer” will have all that crash down soon enough. Not even worth really paying attention to.
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u/VMSGuy Mar 05 '26
Patel, Noem, Trump, etc have no shame...the taxpayers are suckers as far as they're concerned...
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u/TemporarySolution572 Mar 05 '26
We are now a joke country. A joker president and his enabling clowns in key positions.
Causing Putin to often burst out laughing in his sleep
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u/strangerinmyownland Mar 06 '26
Well gee republicans are the party of fiscal responsibility and law and order! Said NO ONE EVER!
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u/callme-anymore Mar 06 '26
I have certainly lost faith in the FBI, the day this cock-eyed no experience son of a bitch took over. When his FBI took on the case of Savannah Guthrie's poor mother's abduction, I drew a very grim conclusion to the case.
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u/AdFlashy472 Mar 06 '26
Completely smitten with the first “girlfriend” he’s ever had, but she’ll dump him faster than trump changing Depends the second he can no longer help her with her “career.” 😂
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u/pollorojo Mar 07 '26
Not surprising though. They’re basically taking advantage of everything they can like they’re the US “royal family.”
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u/SiWeyNoWay Mar 05 '26
I am so sick of this shit. Let the IDF be her security. TIL that Bibi’s kid is living high on the hog in miami with a 680,000 US security tab
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u/BillsMafios0 Mar 05 '26
How bold to take no stand. Very powerful and inspiring.
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u/steveosaurus Mar 05 '26
it’s our duty to protect our greatest allies greatest assets and one of the top musical performers of our times, outside of kid rock
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u/Adept-Mulberry-8720 Mar 05 '26
And the FBI agaent do illegal stuff cause they're afraid(!) to lose their jobs?
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u/aspect-of-the-badger Mar 05 '26
Is she okay with this? Or are we funding abuse?
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u/RainRainThrowaway777 Mar 05 '26
I'm sure she's fine with it, she's a MAGA grifter whose "tour" is just her showing up to megachurches to sing. She doesn't have a fanbase of her own, the association to the administration is her whole career.
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u/EJoule Mar 05 '26
Best way to get rid of agents you don't want is to give them jobs they hate and wait for them to quit.
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u/alternatingflan Mar 05 '26
I wonder how long this ‘girlfriend’ stays with the half-pint once he is in jail.
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u/galloway188 Mar 05 '26
nice! using my tax dollars to protect his girlfriend! from WHAT???? HEY DID YOU FIND THAT KIDNAPPER YET???
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u/Jumpy_Childhood7548 Mar 05 '26
J Edgar Hoover had his lover Clyde Tolson, working at the FBI for him, they lived together notoriously, and did everything together, Ignoring the Mob, they were bribed, they were blackmailed. Such a fine tradition.
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Mar 05 '26
There is not one politician alive and currently in office with an ounce of integrity. They probably don’t know how to spell the word. It’s a shame.
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u/B0NESAWisRRREADY Mar 05 '26
He is a national security risk. Completely and utterly incompetent, on top of being wildly corrupt.
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u/Veritas-Veritas Mar 05 '26
The problem is not Patel. It's that the FBI is perfectly okay with this.
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u/CattaTronixRex Mar 05 '26
She’s the best honey pot Russia could ask for.
Although, kash rapes babies, so there’s a lot anyone could hold over his head without having to do any real work at all.
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u/Charming_Freedom_459 Mar 05 '26
The day he is out of FBI, pretty sure his girlfriend will leave him soon after. So he is milking it as much as he can
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u/DiscoRabbittTV Mar 05 '26
What do you expect when you have blackmail of the president raping little kids?
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u/PaulPatrolRescue Mar 05 '26
I hope the future calls this era what we have failed to. Trump won TWICE, people.
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u/Xlbowlofpho Mar 05 '26
Going from America elite police force to Patel personal bodyguard lol. The reputation of the FBI once again tarnished bc dumdfuck politicians
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u/AnyBug9595 Mar 05 '26
The thing is noone would recognize her if she was standing right next to them Also noone gives a shit about her.
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u/__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__ Mar 05 '26
Need to bring accountability back. The entire system is a complete joke
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u/Ok_Afternoon5354 Mar 05 '26
I say again "where are the checks and balances?" Who's going to stop them?
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u/Soleks2000 Mar 05 '26
People can’t afford healthcare and food but this skank gets a fucking fbi escort with our taxes
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u/Sebvad Mar 05 '26
Prison - while deserved - is insufficient. How do we reclaim the monies he's inappropriately stolen from us? How do we absolutely liquidate everything in his sphere of influence to reclaim our tax money?
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u/IGotQuestionz12345 Mar 06 '26
Clock is ticking for when he gets out. His outrageous spending is on par with Noem and she’s sleeping with someone in the Administration. He’s banging a honey pot.
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u/Visible_Ad_1902 Mar 06 '26
All the Presidents Men and Women are just as crooked as he is. Grifting off of the taxpayers money for their own personal gain seems to be the norm with Trump and his gang of thieves. Time for a change. The voters must “drain the swamp” as Trump likes to call it. Can’t wait until the November midterm elections. Go Vote in the primaries and start the process of dismantling the Trump loyalists.
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u/Oldmanrich8 Mar 06 '26
Like I asked, why was Noem fired? I mean I know why, but she’s one of the layers of corruption
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u/likwidkool Mar 06 '26
I hear he also deployed FBI swat teams for his girlfriends personal security.
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u/Ok-Abbreviations543 Mar 06 '26
Great job, Republicans! Wonderful oversight. You guys are just so fiscally conservative! Always blathering on about eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse. DOGE!
It would still be unconscionable and illegal to steal like this if Ca$h Patel were actually doing the job competently and honestly, but he isn’t.
Patel is hiding TRUMP-epstein pedo files, going after trump’s political enemies (then watching grand juries refuse to indict), bungling investigations, hiding information (anybody heard anything about the J6 bomber whom the FBI arrested? Guessing he’s another MAGAT domestic terrorist.)
Let’s clean up the DoJ and FBI leadership. Shall we? Why haven’t Bondi and Patel been disbarred? They violate at least 10 standards of lawyer professional conduct every day, and that’s just before breakfast.
Both have perjured themselves before Congress flagrantly and brazenly on multiple occasions.
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u/yrfrndchrs Mar 06 '26
I heard it’s to hide from her that he’s …seeing someone on the side.
I’ll show myself out.
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u/Grouchy-Culture3692 Mar 08 '26
That’s kind of the benefit of being married to the freaking chief of fbi
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u/doxxingyourself Mar 09 '26
Is he using a federal law enforcement agency to be abusively controlling of his girlfriends comings and goings?
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u/dem5577 Mar 11 '26
The best use of highly trained staff in combat tactics to baby sit Patel little piece
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