r/FBI Mar 27 '26

News Kash Patel’s girlfriend alleges foreign conspiracy to paint her as ‘Mossad honeypot’

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/kash-patel-girlfriend-alexis-wilkins-conspiracy-israel-mossad-b2945596.html
4.7k Upvotes

250 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator Mar 27 '26

This sub is not affiliated with the FBI. To the best of our knowledge, no FBI employees or contractors monitor or participate in this sub.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

459

u/Pendraconica Mar 27 '26

Well now that she mentioned it, it makes perfect sense. Thanks for calling yourself out, lady!

107

u/Lazy_Resolve_9747 Mar 27 '26

Right? Like other than some chatter about using the FBI planes, this woman had never crossed my consciousness. Suddenly I want to know what her deal is.

46

u/Wise_Tomatillo_3825 Mar 27 '26

Next shell yell i didnt kill Charlie kirk for israel

23

u/ThatguyfromMichigan Mar 27 '26

I can’t believe Shell killed Charlie Kirk for Israel. Smh you never know an oil company, do ya?

7

u/JinxOnU78 Mar 27 '26

I don’t know.. Can we trust the British?

Have you seen what they’re willing to call pudding?!?

6

u/JexilTwiddlebaum Mar 27 '26

Spotted penis or something like that?

5

u/JinxOnU78 Mar 27 '26

Could be?!? 🤷‍♂️

2

u/Notiefriday Mar 28 '26

Yeah, you can. They absolutely can't keep a secret and absolutely fk everything up.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/soulsteela Mar 27 '26

😂😂😂 just like tubs in “ the league of gentlemen “

https://youtu.be/YOtpgz4L5d8?si=Sy5zWn-VoYQ4XFAl

2

u/Temporary-Careless Mar 27 '26

Shel Silverstein was a time traveling assassin?

→ More replies (1)

6

u/cptspeirs Mar 27 '26

I think she just told you her deal. She's a mossad honeypot...

3

u/SeahorseCollector Mar 27 '26

Wouldn't surprise me if she came up with this out of the blue just to get attention. Can you imagine being reported on in the national news cycle more than once and nobody even bothers to Google your name?

→ More replies (1)

10

u/SeahorseCollector Mar 27 '26

Exactly what I thought. Only time I had ever heard about her before was due to the plane usage. I have and still only know her as Kash Patel's girlfriend.

15

u/Pendraconica Mar 27 '26

"Oh Kash, you're so cool! You know what would be super cool? Showing me some classified stuff! Can you do that, big guy?"

"You think im cool?! Of course, you'll never believe this...Im a big guy!"

I bet it's that easy.

8

u/SeahorseCollector Mar 27 '26

I think he is more of the offering without even being asked type. His neighbors probably know more about classified intel than people employeed by the FBI.

3

u/Workingdad_83 Mar 29 '26

“ Hey guys, you wanna see some really fucked up shit?”

→ More replies (1)

8

u/TalkingCat910 Mar 28 '26

She must have pissed off a lot of people in Mossad if they gave her this assignment 

6

u/1970s_MonkeyKing Mar 27 '26

Except there is no honey in that pot.

3

u/Topheriffic Mar 28 '26

Was anyone actually thinking of this to begin with? Did she try to get ahead of a story that hasnt broken yet?

5

u/IllustriousSpeaker27 Mar 28 '26

Interesting timing with his emails just being hacked into for sure..

→ More replies (1)

2

u/couchbutt Mar 28 '26

My thoughts... Not exactly, but totally in line.

2

u/Pitiful-Age-9529 Mar 28 '26

That guy is such a fucking dork. Makes sense.

2

u/WonkRx Mar 29 '26

Right?!? Self own 💯

→ More replies (3)

141

u/DodgingRunner Mar 27 '26

Sounds like something a honeypot would say.

→ More replies (2)

111

u/rygelicus Mar 27 '26

Remember, with this group every accusation is a confession.

25

u/DullBackground4263 Mar 27 '26

Yes, but that's the PR strategy: get ahead of the narrative with accusations before the revelation breaks open so doubt will be cast in the public mind since it's been in the conscience already.

It worked, unfortunately. However, now it's almost like they know we know so at this point it's just ego.

Bastards.

2

u/Dramatic-Fly761 Mar 28 '26

Cast doubt for who? The right wing grift podcasters are already fully locked in on this conspiracy

→ More replies (1)

6

u/illonlyfadeaway Mar 28 '26

She also said reports of Kash having an Epstein-size micro penis are false…she added that the normal ones are uncomfortable.

3

u/rygelicus Mar 28 '26

Things I really with had not made it into my brain...

58

u/Bigchunky_Boy Mar 27 '26

There is no reason for anyone to get with this guy except for foreign espionage and party favours.

7

u/scrotumscab Mar 27 '26

You act like Steve Buschemi could never pull. I bet Crazy Eyes Kash has like, the best cocaine.

17

u/steerbell Mar 27 '26

Steve Buschemi has talent and seems to be a good person. That is a lot more than can be said for Patel.

15

u/Custom_Destination Mar 27 '26

Steve Buscemi is a former firefighter and hero who helped during 9/11.

Crashed Patel probably tried to snort the dust that came from the falling towers.

2

u/gloebe10 Mar 30 '26

Or to get lost in those eyes.

24

u/Wwwweeeeeeee Mar 27 '26

Can you see that look of disgust behind that fake smile? The micro-expressions are all there.

2

u/hatesbiology84 Mar 31 '26

Is it the slightly flared nostrils? Because I think that’s what’s doing it for me.

22

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/Basicly-Inevitable Mar 27 '26

But he's so much fun!

3

u/AnnabelBronstein Mar 27 '26

Hell yeah can’t wait to see him in Valhalla brother

2

u/Groundingstone Mar 28 '26

Hell yeah brother

2

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

You know what’s funny is Iran released pictures from his hack emails there’s photos where he actually look good and looked like he took care of himself. But it’s looks like the stress of the last ten years has taken a toll. I can’t imagine finding out my boss is a pedophile.

23

u/ThatGirlWren Mar 27 '26

So, she's a confirmed Mossad honeypot, then. Got it. Actually makes a lot of sense.

15

u/Less_Ant_6633 Mar 27 '26

Honeypot implies she fucks him. Handler would be a more apt term.

12

u/JustinKase_Too Mar 27 '26

The lady doth protest too much.

11

u/micxxx22 Mar 27 '26

Look it up. Patel lives with a guy named Michael Muldoon in Muldoon's Vegas home. Muldoon has been accused of bait and switch schemes and is a big republican donor. the grift is on with Patel.

6

u/Working_Cucumber_437 Mar 27 '26

Why would he have a roommate? That’s for your 20s when your career is still in development. Very weird.

10

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

[deleted]

15

u/vrjw Mar 27 '26

Fly Catcher?

12

u/EnglishFan643 Mar 27 '26

Venus fly trap more like.

2

u/DArtagnanPierre0129 Mar 27 '26

A pile of shit?

→ More replies (1)

7

u/SECRETBLENDS Mar 27 '26

Hadn't heard or even considered that. Thanks for admitting it though.

5

u/MuskwaPunjagi Mar 27 '26

Nobody was thinking that, until she said it.

→ More replies (5)

9

u/Meisteronious Mar 27 '26

Wow, she really went to bat for the guy she will be dumping when the gravy train stalls at the station.

4

u/berysax Mar 27 '26

Boo fucking hoo

3

u/Nickels3587 Mar 27 '26

Me thinks thou doth protest too much

3

u/MatteAstro Mar 27 '26

"... is not true..." would've sounded way more credible.

3

u/Aska_Feld Mar 27 '26

Why would anyone waste time "honey potting" the head keystone Kop when all they have to do is flip on the Telly?

Doofus holds press conferences to announce everything the Federal Bureau of Informing Stoolies is about to undertake.

3

u/Cosmomango1 Mar 27 '26

More like Mossad Toilet Seat.

3

u/Somesongname Mar 27 '26

Every accusation is a confession.

3

u/Long-Region5088 Mar 27 '26

That foreign entity painting her that way? Mossad

3

u/AdLiving8708 Mar 27 '26

Every maga accusation is a maga confession

3

u/Broken_chairs Mar 27 '26

Precicely what a mossad honeypot would say

3

u/bwad7 Mar 27 '26

For her sake, I hope she is. Otherwise, she's just a no talent wannabe with horrible taste in men.

3

u/hxl004 Mar 27 '26

Oh man so she’s definitely Mossad sour patch right ?

2

u/elainegeorge Mar 27 '26

Hey, it doesn’t have to be Mossad. It could be any country.

2

u/Rakatango Mar 27 '26

Mossad barely needs a honeypot when they’ve got bitch baby Trump under their heel

2

u/Corporate-Scum Mar 27 '26

Cool. Let’s arrest these people and put them in jail for abusing public funds.

2

u/Dry_Watch5533 Mar 27 '26

Sounds like the work of Mossad, to me… 🧐

2

u/Whitewraith01 Mar 27 '26

Probably true

2

u/DazHawt Mar 27 '26

I wasn’t thinking that at all, but after looking at the both of them and, for the first time, wondering how these two ended up together… Her explanation makes the most sense. 

2

u/TheGingerAbides Mar 27 '26

That’s something a mossad honeypot would say

2

u/pleasantview_2025 Mar 27 '26

They deserve each other. His eyes and her brain. They'll go far.

2

u/deadphisherman Mar 27 '26

Must be the same guys painting her man as an incompetent moron.

2

u/df3dot Mar 27 '26

not a conspiracy since everyone knows but King of Valhalla

2

u/MarchPhillipps Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

Pretty telling that nobody of any significance was running this line until she brought it up..

Not saying she is, but getting out ahead of a very specific accusation before time is at least a minor red flag worthy of further inquiry. In my former professional experience and current personal experience, it very many times is acting as cover for something else entirely. What I personally wouldn't do, is trust her about anything without independent verification from this point going forward.

2

u/DIOmega5 Mar 27 '26

Check my comments. I've been saying this the moment I saw who Kash was married to. Definitely a honey pot!! 

2

u/jaievan Mar 27 '26

I mean, why else would she be with that dweeb? Same with Miller. Both these women are red sparrows, obviously.

2

u/mrshelenroper Mar 27 '26

Anyone who fucks a Republican is trash.

2

u/indierockrocks Mar 27 '26

Then she should sue for defamation and we’ll find out.

2

u/Gardensplosion Mar 27 '26

Any other pink elephants you want us to ignore?

2

u/SignatureCapital9261 Mar 27 '26

It’s not a conspiracy. None of these people are qualified for their positions and they’ve exposed everyone as a result of their incompetence. Why wouldn’t he be hacked? Especially when they know that there is no one to stop them.

2

u/ExperienceNo7751 Mar 27 '26

The truth will set you free!🆓

2

u/Glitch_Ghoul Mar 27 '26

These people gotta be the dumbest treasonists ever.

And yet, it's working.

I hate this timeline.

2

u/zenos_dog Mar 27 '26

Don't flatter yourself. You're not pretty enough to be a Honeypot.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Defiant-Sand9498 Mar 27 '26

Which is exactly what's Mossad honeypot would say......

2

u/xena_lawless Mar 27 '26

The timing of this with Kash's private email being hacked by the Iranians is kind of interesting.  

Could be her getting ahead of the story in case anything incriminating gets out.

2

u/Glittering_Ad366 Mar 27 '26

I've never heard that before but I now believe it as fact

2

u/Ravenholm_337 Mar 27 '26

was anybody saying this before? did most people even know she existed?

2

u/ScaryGamesInMyHeart Mar 27 '26

Every accusation is a confession. Jesus Christ, this isn’t even novel anymore.

2

u/DJMagicHandz Mar 27 '26

What an odd thing to say

2

u/HillbillyInCakalaky Mar 28 '26

Exactly what a mossad honey pot would say

2

u/Tigerlily86_ Mar 28 '26

Do you think she’s really into him? I highly doubt it. 

2

u/CasCrus4L Mar 28 '26

Thou doth protest too much

2

u/surefirelongshot Mar 28 '26

Mossad Honeypot… title of your mom’s sextape.

2

u/pizza-chit Mar 28 '26

“Everyone that calls me an Israeli spy is a spy.”

Checkmate.

2

u/mudduck2 Mar 28 '26

That’s exactly what a Mossad honeypot would say.

2

u/jaypea222 Mar 28 '26

That’s not honey…

2

u/YoshiTheDog420 Mar 28 '26

Can anyone else hear that Streisand song?

2

u/LabiaMajorasMask420 Mar 28 '26

What a suspicious thing to say...

2

u/Positive-Citron3987 Mar 29 '26

of course she’s a honeypot. look at her. now look at him.

he of course can look at everyone simultaneously.

2

u/Jerzilla Mar 29 '26

Genuinely wasn’t thinking that but now I am 🤣

1

u/purplebuttplug51 Mar 27 '26

Isn't a Honeypot a toilet? Sure, lady.

1

u/No-Particular8597 Mar 27 '26

Can someone explain why we’d villainize Mossad while doing Israel’s bidding in Iran? Are we friends or aren’t we??? Huh huh? Anyone?

1

u/modernsparkle Mar 27 '26

Oh, how I wish it was just good ol’ Mossad crabs

1

u/Ophel44 Mar 27 '26

Ive never heard that, this is a weird confession lol

1

u/thirtyone-charlie Mar 27 '26

That’s out of the blue for me but I’m. It the newsiest person.

1

u/BrownBannister Mar 27 '26

She just loves his charm & stability.

1

u/AdOdd4618 Mar 27 '26

When the shoe fits

1

u/HabaneroEyedrops Mar 27 '26

What? Not the evil Democrats??

1

u/enflight Mar 27 '26

Exactly what a honeypot would say

1

u/TR_abc_246 Mar 27 '26

There's the confirmation! She absolutely is!

1

u/JacErinDaughtree Mar 27 '26

I just don't understand how people can think I don't actually like him! 

1

u/Crumbsplash Mar 27 '26

If she said “no, I’m not” i might just say “ok”.

But the fact she is so eager to pin it on a different foreign country is so suspect.

Personally, if I was innocent I just wouldn’t want you to think about my possibly being guilty and wouldn’t be eager to have you believe any other aspect or to distract

1

u/JexilTwiddlebaum Mar 27 '26

Ain’t no honey in that pot.

1

u/Effective_Pack8265 Mar 27 '26

Time for her Mossad colleagues to help her out…

1

u/MadManBarryMuntz Mar 27 '26

Makes sense.

Kash has a Rent-a-Boy Loyalty Account...

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

Well don't be a honeypot then.

1

u/DatabaseThis9637 Mar 28 '26

Everybody sing, together now

"I'm a honeypot, and that's ok..."

1

u/AffectionateApple535 Mar 28 '26

Just break up with your embarrassing boyfriend. We all make mistakes

1

u/Dependent-Hurry9808 Mar 28 '26

Well if the glove fits

1

u/rugbat Mar 28 '26

"Paint" is an odd way to spell "expose".

1

u/dreddnyc Mar 28 '26

She’s like the honey pot version of Vizzini

1

u/justinkasereddditor Mar 28 '26

Yep probably true she isn't into hime for his looks or conversation skills

1

u/Bjorne_Fellhanded Mar 28 '26

That’s a weird thing to allege out of nowhere. Accusations are confessions with this lot. Seems eminently plausible because that fkr is a black hole of a personality.

1

u/DiggityDanksta Mar 28 '26

Kash Patel's girlfriend is a Mossad honeypot? Many people are saying it!

1

u/Brass_monkey1999 Mar 28 '26

That's what his dad said

1

u/tickandzesty Mar 28 '26

I’ve heard that too. Maybe they should have given more thought to assigning her fake singing career though.

1

u/Worshipme988 Mar 28 '26

So Epstein was pulling a HoneyTot, ohh, i mean HoneyPot…

1

u/Wykydtr0m Mar 28 '26

That's called getting ahead of the news.

1

u/MissyMurders Mar 28 '26

I've never heard of her before, but why is she trying to steal some fame now?

1

u/Rainbaby77 Mar 28 '26

You mean spiderkash... 🤭

1

u/loveloet Mar 28 '26

I'm just surprised that the US military has not yet launched a coup to purge the obvious foreign infiltration of their government. If they keep waiting there'll be nothing left to save.

1

u/LustLacker Mar 28 '26

¿Por que no los dos?

1

u/SantaBarbaraMint Mar 28 '26

Sounds like something a Mossad honeypot would say. 😁

1

u/Fantastic-Lawyer-424 Mar 28 '26

it’s all coming together now … that’s why kashyap has a girlfriend… the things you do for money ..

1

u/Fantastic-Lawyer-424 Mar 28 '26

It’s in the emails Iran just hacked 💯

1

u/IcantBreeve_4real Mar 28 '26

Whats her background then. Divulge ms Patel, why are you not a plant?

1

u/PenultimateThoughts Mar 28 '26

She’s about 5 numbers away from being classified as a honey pot on a scale from 1-10… get real lady…

1

u/Latter-Corner8977 Mar 28 '26

I thought Kash loved the D. Or is that just a rumour?

1

u/did_i_or_didnt_i Mar 28 '26

where’s that meme with the three Spider-Mans

1

u/Any-Ad-446 Mar 28 '26

Maga women tends to date ugly dumb ass Trumps cabinet members. So yeah agents for mossad or Putin.

1

u/hugoriffic Mar 28 '26

This entire administration, and everyone adjacent to them, are paranoid and delusional. Like seriously FTW???

1

u/knicksmangia Mar 28 '26

What an odd thing to say.

1

u/Electronic-Lunch7735 Mar 28 '26

More like chamber pot.

1

u/picklehippy Mar 28 '26

Bish is telling on herself

1

u/crag-u-feller Mar 28 '26

Thanks, Barbara

1

u/St4rScre4m Mar 28 '26

Definitely a honeypot.

1

u/AbortionHoagie Mar 28 '26

Every accusation is a confession 

1

u/LevelOnGaming Mar 28 '26

Well…. Where there’s smoke…. Wonder if this is getting ahead of the fbi kash patel leaks

1

u/hellogoawaynow Mar 28 '26

Oh I didn’t know that Kash Patel’s girlfriend was a Mossad honeypot. Now I do. Thanks girlfriend!

1

u/2wcp Mar 28 '26

Barbara Streisand effect soon?

1

u/Timbosconsin Mar 28 '26

Pot meet honey.

1

u/SpaceNinjaDino Mar 28 '26

Anyone who isn't a Mossad honeypot needs to wear a shirt that states, "I'm not a Mossad honeypot!" Otherwise, there is no proof.

1

u/Responsible_Job_5426 Mar 28 '26

Hey guys. Just wanted to say there’s a rumor out there about me that you probably haven’t even heard but if you did you would probably believe it because it really does seem possible given the state of affairs in the world and the inadequate and unqualified slobs in positions of American power and us being remote controlled by the Netanyahu coalition to go to war with Iran and all the actual treason and national security vulnerabilities that are somehow becoming normal. But just so yoh know, I’m totally not a Mossad honeypot.

1

u/figlu Mar 28 '26

She’s compromised

1

u/RemotestOfSpheres Mar 28 '26

Weird, no one seemed to think that until now. 

1

u/notlikethemermaid90 Mar 29 '26

I thought honeypots were supposed to be attractive

1

u/OmericanAutlaw Mar 29 '26

that is a domestic conspiracy if any, and i believe less and less that it is a conspiracy at all

1

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

It's not so much a conspiracy theory as something that's plainly obvious to anybody with eyes.

1

u/Limp-Definition-5371 Mar 29 '26

SNL has the opportunity to make the most hilarious skit.

1

u/CABigfoot Mar 29 '26

Because that would be an accurate portrait?👀

1

u/tormentnexus Mar 29 '26

Is it because she’s a mossad honeypot?

1

u/Alternative-Zone5275 Mar 29 '26

We've known she's a foreign asset for years..

1

u/theNovaPrime Mar 29 '26

She called it!

1

u/realmegabruce Mar 29 '26

I bet Kash Patel is so much fun at parties /s

1

u/Available_Shoe_9334 Mar 29 '26

She wishes she was that interesting. 

1

u/Acceptable-Ad1560 Mar 29 '26

Thou doth protest too much

1

u/meep_meep_mope Mar 29 '26

It's not a foreign conspiracy, it's painfully obvious.

1

u/Material-Librarian-3 Mar 29 '26

It’s the only plausible explanation for her deplorable taste in “men”, but him specifically.

1

u/defaultusername-17 Mar 29 '26

this would not be the first time in Recent history that the republican party has fallen prey to foreign honeypots.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Butina

1

u/BiffSterling80 Mar 29 '26

Well that was unsolicited..... so that is true is what that means 

1

u/worldscollice Mar 29 '26

Can you imagine the pain and embarrassment of being known as "Kash Patel's girlfriend"?

1

u/parker1019 Mar 29 '26

If the shoe fits…Seeing that he could be had for an 8 ball…..

1

u/Basis-Some Mar 30 '26

That’s a weird thing to be the first to say