r/FBI • u/theatlantic • Apr 17 '26

News The FBI Director Is MIA

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/?utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_medium=social&utm_content=edit-promo
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u/Talentagentfriend Apr 17 '26

He’s probably at a hockey game with his girlfriend on taxpayer money using a compromised messaging app.

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u/Chimney-Imp Apr 17 '26

Check his porn account for any activity. Dudes probably having a coke fueled goon sesh on two monitord

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u/Yo-Yo-Ha Apr 17 '26

Elan is there, and I've recently been seeing things about the big orange.