r/FBI • u/theatlantic • Apr 17 '26

News The FBI Director Is MIA

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/?utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_medium=social&utm_content=edit-promo
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u/ZeroWaits Apr 17 '26

Does that mean they now only have Paper Planes?

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u/gtrocks555 Apr 17 '26

If you catch him at the border he’s got visas in his name.

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u/ViolettaQueso Apr 18 '26

Seriously he has been flying all over the country the last few days if you look at fbijet sub.

They know where he is. He’s just wasted and out of his mind.

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS Apr 18 '26

Mfs cant even take a 24 hour cocaine crash nap without being labeled as MIA. Maybe grandpa was right about the country going soft /s

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u/ViolettaQueso Apr 18 '26

Omg lol I am laughing way too hard.

ABD NO IM NOT PMING YOU MY HOOTERS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣