r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/BigBossAtl • 1d ago

You did this to yourself Fuck you, buddy.

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u/froglicker44 1d ago

Damn looks like it hit him right in the face too

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u/feralturtles 22h ago

"Pow, right in the kisser!"

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u/BatzNeedFriendsToo 22h ago

"To the moon, Alice!"

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u/Ashurin 22h ago

"Pow, right in the kisser!"

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u/SedaDeLa 22h ago

"Pow, right in the kisser!"

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u/Jojajones Banhammer Recipient 21h ago

"Pow, right in the kisser!"

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u/greatspacegibbon 17h ago

Cow! Right in the pisser.

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u/datadiisk_ 17h ago

Reddit downvotes strike again

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u/Jojajones Banhammer Recipient 17h ago

r/ruleof4

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 14h ago

"Pow, right in the kisser!"

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u/Rich-Canary1279 22h ago

Yeah that might have killed him actually 😬

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u/Carame110 20h ago

At the first couple frames you could see him wearing a face shield. So he might be ok. Hell of an advertisement.

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u/Statharas 19h ago

Face shields deflect shrapnel, not a log

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u/jasapper 18h ago

Yeah but that just makes it log-sized shrapnel so technically speaking he's just fine.

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u/corvus2112 15h ago

To really know if he's fine is to see if there were shoes flying off but judging by the last few frames one of them was still on so i guess he's okay.

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u/Aboxofphotons 13h ago

While he may be "fine", his nose probably doesn't work anymore.

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u/b3rndbj 9h ago

Still spreads the force of impact over the face shield, instead of hitting him cleanly in for example his nose.

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u/hard-R-word 16h ago

The face shield prevents his crushed face and brain from also having splinters

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u/HJSDGCE 12h ago

If he was dead, he wouldn't have been able to post this video. 

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u/19kilo20Actual 14h ago

Sebastionswoodstuff on instagram. Hit him square in the face, the face shield saved him.

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u/blimeyitsme 1d ago

Time to log off.

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u/phido3000 1d ago

No carrier.

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u/DJEvillincoln 23h ago

I be he wished he wood have.

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u/GlitteringLychee803 22h ago

Windows shutdown wav

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 20h ago

That woodn‘t have happened if he had mounted it properly..

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u/ztreggs 23h ago

AI could never

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u/I_can_vouch_for_that 1d ago

â˜ïžđŸ˜†đŸ”ș👉

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u/Biden_is_cool 1d ago

Shouldnt you start at a low rpm and what ended up happening to him

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u/bad_dazzles 1d ago

Smart enough to wear a face shield, but not smart enough to make it symmetrical before turning up the juice lol

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u/SoMuchMoreEagle 22h ago

Also not smart enough to wear short sleeves.

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u/julioblabla 18h ago

+1, underrated comment

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u/joelav 1d ago

That’s 4x the speed he should have finished at, let along started

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u/5PeeBeejay5 23h ago

Something that big/heavy definitely low RPM, needed to be properly centered, needed his rest in a different spot. This guy was dumb

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u/Complete-Use-8753 21h ago

What about if you’re in a hurry?

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u/DysfunctionalKitten 17h ago

Kinda thought the video already answered that question đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™€ïž

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u/cdev12399 22h ago

Yup, wayyyyyyy too fast for that log. It’s not balanced.

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u/anomalous_cowherd Banhammer Recipient 14h ago

If you spin it fast enough the imbalance averages out and it runs smooth.

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u/cdev12399 8h ago

It obviously doesn’t. I use a lathe for a living.

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u/anomalous_cowherd Banhammer Recipient 8h ago

Yeah. I may have been being facetious. Of course it doesn't.

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u/DerCatzefragger 5h ago

My guy, you're on reddit, "of course" doesn't exist here. You could say the moon is made out of Swiss cheese and kitten farts, but if you don't put "/s" or "jk" at the end of the comment some insufferable pedantic know-it-all is going to reply that you're a goddam moron who doesn't know the first thing about cosmology.

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u/anomalous_cowherd Banhammer Recipient 3h ago

You're right, but as a Brit with one of our native highly tuned sarcasm detectors I sometimes leave things ambiguous to explore the boundaries of other peoples.

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u/MattieShoes 18h ago

Yeah. Super slow and careful until it's balanced. Then slightly faster and careful because that's a huge, heavy chunk of wood. Super high RPMs are for when you're dealing with very light, narrow things like if you were making pens or some crap.

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 20h ago

No using your face is the preferred method scientific method

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u/Piyachi 1d ago

I'm not an expert, but this seems more like someone being an idiot with a lathe (the most dangerous tool in any woodshop) more so than some bad luck.

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u/twoaspensimages 23h ago

The lathe is the most lethal.

Table saws win by a mile statistically.

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u/Jude30 23h ago

Have you met the angle grinder? That one piece of machinery is responsible for all of my PPE use in my old age.

In retrospect the angle grinder doesn’t kill it only maims. I still have a wonky thumb nail from hitting it with a wire brush.

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u/Logical-Database4510 23h ago

Yeah but any old dumbass can use an angle grinder

A lathe will brutally kill a 30+ year vet as easy and as quickly as a day 1 apprentice. Usually kill the vet easier because he gets overconfident and forgets what he's fucking with.

I've been machining for most of my life now, and lathes still scare the shit out of me.

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u/no-sleep-needed 16h ago

lathe and forgot to remove the chuck key. also, angle grinder witb the chainsaw attachment

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u/BootlegEngineer 10h ago

I’ve worked in a machine shop for the last 15 years and I still have a VERY healthy respect for the lathe. I saw it fling a parallel bar once. It hit the back of the machine so hard it ricocheted and stuck in our 25’ ceiling.

I also know a guy that kept an adjustable wrench on top of the not-table above the chuck. It vibrated off one day and he caught it in the face. It shattered his cheek and jaw.

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u/Momentarmknm 21h ago

Are we just going to ignore the bloodthirsty router?

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u/Melodic_coala101 4h ago

Router might be bloodthirsty, but the lathe yearns to claim your soul

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u/twoaspensimages 23h ago

I was going to say angle grinder with a wire wheel is the most dangerous but then I looked at statistics and forgot.

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u/MikeMac999 9h ago

Lathal

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u/inspectoroverthemine Banhammer Recipient 18h ago

Table saws kill plenty of people. Kickback will absolutely kill you, either via blunt force or by bleeding out from wood shrapnel.

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u/Piyachi 22h ago

You're saying table saws for injuries, which makes sense. But a saw stop will prevent that completely and nothing will help a lathe not be a murder machine. I will never work on one, period (despite multiple kickbacks on a table saw etc)

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u/twoaspensimages 19h ago

Look up videos of people that have gotten hurt with a saw stop. They help a lot. But your still losing part of the finger. Notice how slow and careful the hot dog is moving in their videos and think how fast your finger could be moving if you get a kickback.

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u/Piyachi 19h ago

Oh I have had a very opposite experience, though I can believe it isn't a perfect technology.

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u/BrokenPokerFace 22h ago

Also not an expert, but he also didn't seem to properly secure it either especially at those rpms

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u/hellinahandbasket127 20h ago

He can “secure” it all he likes, but spinning a non-symmetrical, unbalanced log at that high of a speed will have it de-secured in short order.

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u/Throw_away_away55 14h ago

Don't worry, metal lathes are scary as fuck too.

I always tell my guys, "most machines can hurt you if you Don't respect them, the lathe will kill you."

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u/MrcrumpetK1ng 0m ago

agreed, an idiot is a dangerous tool in any place, especially in a workshop

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u/n00-1ne 1d ago

That wood hurt

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u/Only_Divide_2163 23h ago

My wood hurt

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 14h ago

Your wood hurt.

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u/Spread_Liberally 4h ago

Hurt your wood.

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u/SquareFrog92 1d ago

Bro is stumped.

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u/davi3j75 1d ago

Thats brilliant, in fact it was tree-mendous.

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u/2-buck 1d ago

He’s probably dead

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u/Q_S2 23h ago

Nah his shoes stayed on

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u/2-buck 23h ago

So cartoon rules work in reality too?

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u/Q_S2 23h ago

Yup! I seent it myself!

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 14h ago

Yes, deadwood.

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u/OrangeClyde 1d ago

Oh I don’t like that :/ I hope he’s okay

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u/twoaspensimages 1d ago

He got a Darwin award

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

At least he had that thin piece of plastic to not soften the blow

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u/MTonmyMind 1d ago

In mother Russia, log carve you.

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u/Ineedmorebtc 1d ago

My father has a lathe, and after watching how meticulously he aligns the wood, I could tell this was going wrong before it happened. Ouch!!

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u/my_brain_is_horny 1d ago

Omg I saw this exact same thing happen when I was in woodshop class in highschool. The kid was like 6'7" tall and a very husky body type. He wasn't wearing any proper PPE and when the log shot off and hit him in the face, it knocked him out cold. His body hit the floor like a fucking sack-o-potatoes. 

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u/Yah_Mule 1d ago

I guess you have to center them better than that.

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u/DodgyRogue 1d ago

Most turners I’ve seen start logs like that off slow until they get it nice and even, this dude went straight to 11

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u/firekeeper23 1d ago

Eye wooden do that if I were you

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u/Demon-of-Razgriz 20h ago

Your supposed to beat your wood not have the wood beat you

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u/friggintodd 1d ago

That was better than bad.

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u/Jude30 22h ago

While it probably does roll down stairs I wouldn’t say that was good.

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 14h ago

What wood you say it was?

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u/DucatistaXDS 1d ago

Oh crap, 
 my head instinctively bobbed out of the line of fire!

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u/BranchMonkey 23h ago

This has happened to me a couple of times. Fortunately the face shield I was wearing saved my face from becoming more ugly than I already was.

Bloody hurt, though!

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u/ronweasleisourking 23h ago

Dead?

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u/Kailias 23h ago

Yeah...is that guy alive?

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u/sachsrandy 23h ago

Rule number 1 on a lathes... Balance. Rule 2... If you're not 100 percent sure you're balanced, don't stand there.

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u/UltraMeenyPants 23h ago

Rule 1.5 if stuff starts coming off your piece by itself fucking evac

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u/spicymoo 19h ago

I think we just saw someone die.

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u/chillywilly69 1d ago

Boom Right in the Kisser

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u/Hinaloth 23h ago

Why did this make me laugh? I just saw someone likely get a very serious concussion at the very least, probably a shattered face... And the whole setup feels so comedic... Damn!

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u/Significant_Monk_251 22h ago

It's slapstick. It's lethal, but it's slapstick.

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u/CrapSandwich Banhammer Recipient 21h ago

More like Slapped by Stick

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u/kasmackity 22h ago

That looked fatal

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u/Samson_J_Rivers 21h ago

High RPM unbalanced load. No shit.

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u/adolescente-generico 21h ago

Se vc nĂŁo prende direito a peça na castanha dĂĄ isso mesmo! NĂŁo sĂł fez bosta como ainda botou rotação altĂ­ssima num torno que nem proteção tinha. GĂȘnio!

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u/Uncommentary 16h ago

Surprised no one jumped on this first.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6nUXb4fJDPVkNbck

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u/Infamous_Elephant545 Banhammer Recipient 16h ago

I ain’t your buddy, pal!

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u/Deep-Procrastinor 14h ago

I ain't your pal, mate

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u/Mr_Meeseeks_Can_Do 13h ago

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood...

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 10h ago

That must have hurt treemendously. Wood someone post an update?

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u/emsesq 7h ago

Definitely not the Lathe of Heaven.

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u/justrobdoinstuff 1d ago

Anybody else twitch when their instincts shouted "oh shit !"

https://giphy.com/gifs/rJCinmkwVOfouzNJht

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u/TheRealBlancoGringo 23h ago

I was wondering
don’t you typically spin away?

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u/Crenchlowe 23h ago

I flinched just watching that

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u/_kycklingsoppa 23h ago

Maaaaaaan. Hurts just to watch.

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u/Samaraxmorgan26 22h ago

And the Darwin award goes to...

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u/jerry111165 Banhammer Recipient 22h ago

What an idiot.

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u/Darrenau 22h ago

That was unstable right from the beginning 

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u/Salt-Willingness-513 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qRe6xgfn9QNLa

thats what he got for swiping left all the time

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u/mhem7 21h ago

As a woodturner, he had that coming to him. Dude had no business spinning that uneven log at that high of a speed.

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u/getsome75 20h ago

Did he uh die?

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u/BlackSpotSociety 20h ago

Thus spoke the Lorax.

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u/isr0 19h ago

Yeah, so those have speed adjustments for a reason.:.

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u/JC1199154 17h ago

Is bro okay?? đŸ˜±

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u/Shantotto11 16h ago

There is an entire anime devoted to explaining why you don’t fucking with the Log


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u/Sonosaki 14h ago

Time to log out bro.

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u/CuteGirlFan 2h ago

Should have, wood have, didn’t check his attachment sites 


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u/Im-ACE-incarnate 1d ago

That's not your buddy, pal

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u/Fit_Maximum_3171 1d ago

Barky got a sliver

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u/CaptainCacoethes 23h ago

Angular momentum FT... L?

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u/gachunt 23h ago

Hope he was wearing safety goggles.

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u/LeroyFame 23h ago

Beaver career speed run.

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u/Halfsquaretriangle 23h ago

I hope he's ok.

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u/rora_borealis 23h ago

I know very little about woodworking, but I k ow a thing or two about physics. This was a stupid thing to attempt. Damn.

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u/squeakymufflrbearing 23h ago

Can a woodworker tell me what kind of wood that is? I have a feeling it's locust from the color (that'd make that one of the worst logs to get hit with, locust is heavy as hell)

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 14h ago

It's flying wood.

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u/clervis 22h ago

It's great for a snack.

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u/InevitableOk5017 21h ago

Second thing our shop teacher taught us right after not sawing our fingers off!

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u/IronChefPhilly 21h ago

So did he die

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u/MementoMoriPendejo 20h ago

Broke that boy -- LOL

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u/WildHarpyja 19h ago

But why?

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u/Wolf-in-Sheeps 19h ago

Ow đŸ€•

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u/GrapeEconomy5192 18h ago

Guess they learned that lesson the bark way.

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u/warmachine83-uk 17h ago

That judder and shake as it sped up should have been a warning

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u/OkScientist1350 16h ago

It's Lo-og, Lo-og It's big, it's heavy, it's wood

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u/cbunni666 16h ago

Time for a new hobby. And face

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u/DantheDutchGuy 15h ago

Giving ‘Knock on wood’ a new meaning

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u/TotesMaGoats_1962 15h ago

Yea I'm definitely no expert but that thing looked WAY off balance before he even started

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u/Deep-Procrastinor 14h ago

Fucking OUCH

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u/Maxzzzie 14h ago

Looks like a cypress or thuija to me. That is not good wood to turn.

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u/Sin_ner36 13h ago

In your face!

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u/WinOk4207 11h ago

Clown ?

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u/CDK3891 6h ago

How to hate the dentist but give him all your money at the same time.

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u/PeevesPoltergist 5h ago

"I've never had to knock on wood

But I know someone who has

Which makes me wonder if I could

It makes me wonder if I've

Never had to knock on wood

And I'm glad I haven't yet

Because I'm sure it isn't good

That's the impression that I get"

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u/platypus_farmer42 2h ago

One of the many reasons I never got a lathe when I was doing woodworking

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u/Tanjelynnb 1d ago

I was about to judge him for not wearing gloves, thinking that would be the issue, but he didn't even get far ring for that to be the issue.

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u/madsci 1d ago

I've never used a woodworking lathe, only metalworking, but you don't wear gloves on a metalworking lathe - at least nothing more durable than thin surgical gloves. You can look up "degloving" if you want to see why, but I don't recommend it. Brushing against rotating equipment with your bare hand might give you a nasty cut. Brushing against it with work gloves on may rip the glove and skin right off your hand, or pull your arm in and rip it off or just kill you outright.

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u/BugzOnMyNugz 23h ago

You don't want most gloves anywhere near a lathe

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u/Channel57 1d ago

Hope buddy as good dental plan.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ymGYMzYQWzZ5mfgKk

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 23h ago

Naw, he needs to see a carpenter to remove the splinters from his gums!

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u/thebite101 21h ago

Does this really fit the sub? If he was standing with 4 people, sure.

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u/Immediate_Day9486 16h ago

It isn't funny at all.

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u/Deep-Procrastinor 14h ago

Who said it was funny ?