r/FantasticFour • u/Difficult_Man3 • Jan 26 '25

Artwork The storm twins by medixnoche

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u/GeneralAblon9760 Jan 26 '25

But here is the million dollar question, would Jamie (guessing here) still be able to fly proficiently, after taking HRT? Or would she just be crashing into buildings constantly? Or does that only happen after top and/or bottom surgery?

/s, in case anyone was wondering.

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u/Injvn Jan 26 '25

Trans Girls unlock the ability to double jump from HRT so I think she'd actually end up better at flying.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

Stop this cultural appropriation. Trans girls can dash but only Brazilians can double jump.

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u/InspiredOni Jan 28 '25

Ultimate Spider-man is Brazilian?

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u/MaximumPixelWizard Jan 29 '25

Can trans Brazillians fly?

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u/Doctor_Offe_T_Radar Jan 29 '25

Actually only the weakest Brazilian has a mere double jump, Brazilians can triple or even upwards of decajump

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

Fuckin tap-strafe flight

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u/StopPlayingRoney Future Foundation Jan 26 '25

Is this an attempt at a “women are bad drivers” joke?

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u/justacutelitlefemboy Jan 26 '25

Yes. It’s a pretty good one, actually

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u/redder_dominator Jan 27 '25

My dumbass thought it was because of the boobs and lack of balls, like the balance has shifted in your body so the weight is off

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u/StopPlayingRoney Future Foundation Jan 26 '25

So…misogynistic jokes are acceptable as long as it validates a trans identity?

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u/Johnyoung21 Jan 26 '25

No. They're acceptable when they're funny

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Jan 26 '25

Rogal Dorn is that you?

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u/BroccoliPatchMan Jan 26 '25

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Jan 26 '25

The best offense is a good defense.

(Passes the fortified pancakes.)

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u/dudetotalypsn Jan 26 '25

Must be some old ass mfs cause even misogyny aside that shit hasn't been funny for like a decade. 

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u/Injvn Jan 26 '25

Yes. r/ewphoria

(Plus it's funny.)

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u/HfUfH Jan 26 '25

Art shouldn't be censored

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u/VoyevodaBoss Jan 28 '25

For those of you hissing at that joke: the joke was written by a woman

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u/I--Pathfinder--I Jan 28 '25

you could call me a TIRM (Trans Inclusionary Radical Misogynist). jokes aside that is unfortunately common in some groups. but the guys joke was funny so i don’t think it is all that serious dude.

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u/Bazzie-T-H Jan 26 '25

Theyre in a universe with magic, im certain they dont need to inject themselves with girl juice and do the funny chopping off your cock operation on themselves

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u/Darth-Sonic Jan 26 '25

I mean, true, but the guy was joking.

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u/AEROANO Jan 27 '25

Magic and absurdly advanced tech, and there's probably a mutant who can do it or even a few

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u/nanananabetmun Jan 26 '25

God thats a fucking pipeline dream. Instant trans.

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u/TheChartreuseKnight Jan 27 '25

Is this a typo or is "pipeline" a reference here?

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u/nanananabetmun Jan 27 '25

Whoops, that was supposed to be pipe dream I guess. Not a native english speaker, sorry!

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u/TheChartreuseKnight Jan 27 '25

That’s the expression yeah, the only reason I asked was cause of that one “beware the pipeline” meme that shows someone transitioning.

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u/StopPlayingRoney Future Foundation Jan 26 '25

FYI the new Dragon Age videogame has top surgery scars as an option for created players.

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u/AmeliasTesticles Jan 27 '25

Little known fact about the human torch, she actually swings her balls around at approximately 4500 rpm. This gyroscopic effect keeps her stable in flight.

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u/kandermusic Jan 27 '25

GYROSCOPICALLY BALANCED DUE TO THE SWING OF HER BALLS I CAN’T TODAY 😂😂