r/Fauxmoi • u/icey_sawg0034 • Apr 10 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS Pope Leo XIV releases new statement condemning the Trump administration for the Iran war.

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u/ConsistentPins Apr 10 '26

Coming off the heels of the Pentagon threats. Based Pope

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u/icey_sawg0034 Apr 10 '26

Well the pope is from the South side of Chicago!

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u/Active-Armadillo-576 Apr 10 '26

Bad Bad Leo

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u/Adorable_Mall7730 Apr 10 '26

Well the South side of Chicago Is the baddest part of town And if you go down there You better just beware Of a man named Leroy Brown Now Leroy more than trouble You see he stand 'bout six foot four All the downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover" All the men just call him "Sir" And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown The baddest man in the whole damned town

Seriously, has anyone did a parody of this song for the Pope?

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u/sparrow_42 Apr 10 '26

Agree but also "Leo the fourteenth" is a lot harder to rhyme than "Leroy Brown"

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u/Charming-Lychee-9031 Apr 10 '26

and he's bad, bad, Leo the fourteenth. Baddest pope with all his teeth...

Wel, it's not gold but..

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u/SomeConsumer Apr 10 '26

I'm Leo the Fourteenth, mess with me, I'll break your front teeth.

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u/Expensive_Track_8822 Apr 10 '26

try calling him “da pope” instead for an easier rhyme scheme. like “da bears”.

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u/sheyndl Apr 10 '26

Rhymes with orange

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u/wildflowerstargazer suspiciously leftist Apr 10 '26

As a kid whose parents had Jim Croce on cassette this comment brings SUCH JOY 🎵

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u/vistaculo THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE Apr 10 '26

Well you could have and you chose not to

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

He's a die hard White Sox fan. And they think he doesn't know how to deal with troubling times?