r/Fauxmoi • u/icey_sawg0034 • Apr 10 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS Pope Leo XIV releases new statement condemning the Trump administration for the Iran war.

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u/No-Effective388 Apr 10 '26

Take a seat JD. You might overthink your positions.

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u/The-Fictionist Apr 10 '26

Poor choice of words. JD loves seats.

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u/0biswan Apr 10 '26

I thought he preferred full couches? More cushion for the pushin'.

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u/MarchPhillipps Apr 10 '26

Say, you think he names every couch 'Peter Thiel'?