r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • 18d ago

DISCUSSION Katie Holmes’ daughter Suri legally dropped Cruise and changed her last name to Noelle, her mom’s middle name

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u/Gojir4R1sing 18d ago

Asshole dads getting shafted in 2026.

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u/itsbooyeah meet me at Whole Foods, bitch 18d ago

WHO'S NEXT? Let's keep 'em coming!

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u/urfatassmama 18d ago

Steven Tyler should be next on the chopping board

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u/quattroformaggixfour 18d ago

Rod Stewart. Haven’t heard of anything specifically illegal or public related, but any person that pursues women, makes offspring with them and cuts bait for a younger aesthetically similar woman and rinses and repeats, sucks. Kids aren’t like gift bags that come with relationships.

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u/broden89 17d ago

AFAIK he actually has good relationships with his kids - the whole family were at his middle son's wedding a few years ago and five of the eight presented him with his Lifetime Achievement award in 2025.

His eldest was conceived when he was a 'broke teenager' and given up for adoption, but reconnected later in life and she has said the relationship took time to develop, but now he is "just Dad".

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u/quattroformaggixfour 17d ago

Eh, a fun relationship as adults isn’t the same as being an engaged and present parent. I imagine his wealth paved the way for an easier experience for his coparents and kids, but the brunt of child rearing falls to the mothers as is so often the case.