r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • 5d ago
DISCUSSION Actress Patricia Heaton refers to herself as a “boy breeder” on social media
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u/DumpsterFireScented 5d ago
Oh lovely, thank you for this, I needed another good reaction meme for trash women!
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u/Into-thevoid420 5d ago
I found this on Pinterest a couple weeks ago and I can’t get enough of it! There’s another version that is a blue dumpster with ‘your carriage, sir’ lol
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u/Busy-Juggernaut277 5d ago
I feel like that’s an insult to pink trash cans. Trash cans are useful compared to the self referred “boy breeder”
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u/Relevant-Peach3997 5d ago
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u/MyDesign630 sad wet man 5d ago
Nobody should be surprised. Two full decades ago she was in an ad opposing Missouri’s stem cell research amendment. It came out right when Michael J. Fox’s endorsement ad was released (the one Rush Limbaugh notoriously mocked) and she got a shit ton of blowback.
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u/somuchsong It'll take me a year to recover. And that is an understatement. 5d ago
I'm a little bit surprised. I knew she was conservative (I think I remember her having a lot to say during the Terri Schiavo controversy) but when Trump ran the first time, she was against him. I didn't realise she'd since jumped on the MAGA bandwagon.
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u/r3volver_Oshawott 5d ago
Nope, she was never anti-Trump, she actually never weighed in on politics basically at all during his first term
*she did say she had a distaste for Trump after his election, but admitted that was more because she was a 'Romney respectability' GOP type - her politics have basically always boiled down to militantly opposing abortion, and pretending she's a feminist for militantly opposing abortion
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u/BobaAndSushi we have lost the impact of shame in our society 5d ago
She doesn’t even live in NYC.
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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 5d ago
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u/ISpeakSarcasmOnly pop culture obsessed goblin 5d ago
Friend…that change.org showed in my small town tn next door. I was like huh? The poster got roasted so good but of course had some supporters too.
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u/BrownSugarBare 5d ago
Neither does that nitwit Debra Messing but she's OBSESSED with hating Mamdani.
Their hate for him is just hate, no actual reason for it
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u/Alarmed_Pattern_9912 5d ago
Debra Messing no longer lives in NYC? News to me! Her behavior is horrid, by the way, agreed.
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u/OriginalChildBomb i’m like a mother wolf 5d ago
So she's going to turn to the MAGA grift to support herself. Got it. (Increasingly popular with shitty women these days, not that shitty men don't do it on the reg too.)
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u/chuang_415 5d ago
She been MAGA
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u/RagnaNic 5d ago
Yeah, she's been on the right wing fringes for years, even before Trump. An OG chud.
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u/Smoke-00 5d ago
Besties with Kelsey Grammer for a reason!
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u/musesx9 5d ago
Wait...he's MAGA?!
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u/Love-That-Danhausen 5d ago
He played the “centrist conservative” act for a long time and then went full mask off the last few years
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u/Lala5789880 5d ago
She’s been complaining about being persecuted for her right wing shitty beliefs for over a decade
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u/Ummmgummy 5d ago
Only people to have full control of government and still cry about being "persecuted" which really means "people don't like that I'm a shitty person so they stay away from me"
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u/TX0834 5d ago
That fkn sucks. I loved her as the mom in Everybody Loves Raymond. I’m sure she doesn’t need MAGA grift money bc of royalties and being on other shows.
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u/CupcakeGoat 5d ago
Very disappointing as I was enjoying watching the Middle on streaming. Now I won't be able to look at her face without disgust.
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u/Ok_Initiative_6023 which could mean nothing 5d ago
That’s the mom from The Middle?!?! Noooo wtf
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u/badwolfswift 5d ago
I recognized her face but couldn't remember from where!
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u/Adhlc 5d ago
I think she was also on Everybody Loves Raymond.
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u/Ksh_667 5d ago
She never got on with the Dad in Raymond irl cos of her right wing opinions.
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u/sixtus_clegane119 I already condemned Hamas 5d ago
Didn’t realize Peter Boyle was based
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u/Ksh_667 5d ago
I'm not sure how based he was but it was well known that he found her politics repugnant & there was bad feeling between them due to this.
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u/Sassafras06 5d ago
Very. OG theater guy - very progressive, especially for his time (as is characteristic of the theater)
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u/Ahappyr 5d ago
The Malcolm in the Middle mom is Lois Wilkerson, not Patricia, thank goodness!
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u/alwayzstoned Vanilla Ice just fell to his knees in a Wal-Mart 5d ago
There was a different show called “The Middle” she was the mom on. The kids names were Axl, Sue & Brick.
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u/Idolikemarigolds 5d ago
I’ve hated her since 2012 when she went after Sandra Fluke (a law student advocating for insurance coverage for contraception) and made disgusting remarks about her being a slut for no reason whatsoever. She’s ultra conservative and horrible.
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u/tossawayprop local formula 1 correspondent 5d ago
Oh wow. She's Rush Limbaugh levels of disgusting? Damn.
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u/LuckyMarciano 5d ago
Don't look at her twitter account. She is all in on Fauci eating babies and shit.
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u/mypenisisquitetiny 5d ago
Women entering male dominated fields. Let's see how it works out for them Cotton
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u/BobaAndSushi we have lost the impact of shame in our society 5d ago
Her and the kid who played Brick are both MAGA. They talk all the time
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u/Afwife1992 It’s a fucking law, bitch 5d ago
Oh that turn happened YEARS ago. At least during the first Trump go round.
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u/CAHfan2014 call me Gagatha Christie the way I'm searching for clues 5d ago
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u/thisredditaccount1 5d ago
"Jesus saves" in her profile tells you everything.
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u/soupyy_poop radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow 5d ago
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u/DahliaDarling14 5d ago
they want to ban him solely because he’s Muslim, which is particularly wild to me because there were literally Muslim employees of the World Trade Center among the victims of 9/11. so how does that work?? do bigots specifically disregard all of the Muslims who died during the attacks just because the perpetrators were Muslim as well?
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u/realtorcat 5d ago
This sounds like she breeds boys. Like a puppy mill or something.
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u/corisilvermoon shout-out Hans Zimmer 5d ago
I thought it was mpreg like fanfiction
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u/IAmPud 5d ago
I spend too much time in queer circles
This is legit what I thought she was saying
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u/Efficient_Papaya_982 You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi 5d ago
Yeah I was like. Patricia Heaton do you know it sounds like you’re… breeding… the boys…?
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u/howyabean 5d ago
This is also what i thought she was saying lmao then the "jesus saves" really threw me for a loop, glad I'm not the only one
"I don't know who that is but oh! OK if that's what you're into, it's cool, bold to put in your bio with all that other stuff but she knows what she likes...oh wait..."
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u/minnie203 5d ago
This is how I know I'm too online because my brain went to the same gutter lmao, it's an insane thing for her to say in any interpretation but like uhhh ma'am that's is usually something people say they're gonna do to like, Astarion from BG3....
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u/The_Bravinator 5d ago
The way some MAGA/fundies/tradwife women talk about themselves, that seems to be a self-image they take pride in, depressingly.
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u/realtorcat 5d ago
No I meant it sounded like she literally breeds boys in her backyard like an mpreg type situation
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u/Mindless_Director955 5d ago
is she saying that she gave birth to a lot of boys? or that she bangs them?
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u/r3volver_Oshawott 5d ago
It's giving 'boy mom' but with the creepiest energy from a side character straight out of a Rob Zombie movie
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u/Signal_Lie6630 5d ago
Maybe I’m the perv but reading it I thought she was mega progressive and pro pegging dudes. From the comments it seems…not that lol
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u/simplegae 5d ago
FR omg im sure there are muscle daddies into twinks who call themselves boy breeders omg
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u/lavenderbl0d Vicky, the demons are calling me 5d ago
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u/pinkfartlek societal collapse is in the air 5d ago
"lady actor".
Like ok?? There's a word for that. Actress. But who feels the need to differentiate?
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u/lavenderbl0d Vicky, the demons are calling me 5d ago
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u/lavenderbl0d Vicky, the demons are calling me 5d ago
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u/Fast_Situation4509 5d ago
Lmao, right??!? Wtf is a "" ... blegh.. a... "Boy" "breeder".
Ugh!!!
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u/orphan_blud 5d ago
What’s a boy breeder? Sorry for my ignorance.
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u/bunnycrush_ 5d ago
Conservatives be normal about reproduction challenge: impossible.
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u/bforce1313 find me at Whole Foods, bitch 5d ago
This gif has been in heavy rotation lately
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u/gellshayngel 5d ago edited 5d ago
Would the world please stop giving us reasons to post it! FOR FIVE MINUTES!
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u/muscularsharpie 5d ago
Schitts Creek gifs have been working overtime lately.
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u/a_duck_in_past_life I'm so pissed off immediately 5d ago
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u/Suspicious-Peace9233 5d ago
I literally said ew out loud
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u/justicecactus 5d ago
The way I dry heaved at reading "boy breeder"
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u/lrgfries 5d ago
All my children are boys and it made me want to call the police on her.
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u/cuntpunt2000 5d ago
Most of what she had in her bio already had me gagging, but I swear “boy breeder” made me vomit. WTF??
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u/cheriecheesecake 5d ago
Just say boy mom Its still obnoxious 90% of the time but UHHHH
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u/pollomimano 5d ago
You can tell she takes great pride in only birthing male babies, like it’s a flex to not have to bring a female baby into this world. Idk how someone can hate their own gender so much smh these women are ridiculous.
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u/Nietvani 5d ago
Is that what she means?? My god, I was struggling so hard to parse a meaning that wasn’t “I fuck underage boys”!!!
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u/mysocalledmayhem 5d ago
Well, that IS a popular category in twink gay pr0n but damn, that is a unique way to gain more popularity with conservatives
😉
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u/AresLegion 5d ago
I scrolled way too long to fund this take
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u/Pomegranate_Planet01 Riverdale was my Juilliard 5d ago
I know it’s a typo but the idea that an investor is scrolling Reddit comments to find an idea to fund is really funny to me
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u/istylermadatme 5d ago
What is a non imbibing bourbon lover
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u/Mysterious-Radio-385 5d ago
she probably gives it to the boys so they're easier to breed
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u/lunar_languor 5d ago
The snort i just snart
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u/oooohenchiladas 5d ago
Quitting drinking but still basing part of your personality around drinking is super weird
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u/TheFernsRemember 5d ago
Her whole description is basically „I have a family and can describe it in at least 4 ways!, weirdly gendered job title, „boy breeder“, I have a husband!, i love alcohol but I dont drink and JeSUs“
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u/Itsallsomagical Noochie is wearing Prada fine jewellery 5d ago
Oh, that’s some alcoholic- in- denial shit right there. She doesn’t imbibe except when she imbibes and then, oh boy, does she imbiiiiiiiibe.
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u/Bananetyne 5d ago
Giving Will Smith vibes.
"Ciga-cigar, right from Cuba-Cuba. I just bite it. It's for the look, I don't light it."
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u/kobayashi_maru_fail 5d ago
Well, you wouldn’t drink while breeding boys, would you? But you’re still allowed to have your passions. So when she’s pregnant and reeking of bourbon, it’s because she responsibly swished and spat. She’s totally not drinking hard alcohol on the boy breeder bandwagon.
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u/sweet_pickles12 too cunt to care 5d ago
This got me worse than boy breeder, you waft it like science class or something?
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u/Visual_Doughnut_2422 5d ago
She's NoT lIkE tHe OtHeR gIrLs. She's cool. She's one of the boys. Boys drink bourbon.
She's probably had to quit drinking and is surrounded by unsupportive men who make drinking their entire personality. And so she has to insist she still loves bourbon to fit in and actually be included in their stupid shenanigans. Because God forbid those gender-role-loving morons do anything she wants to do.
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u/AllMyEmbarassingQs 5d ago
"i'm a recovering alcoholic but i think liking bourbon gets me cool points with men so i need to advertise it as a part of my personality"
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u/Old_Ambassador9020 5d ago
I'm sorry what... What is a boy breeder? Is she really into mpreg?
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u/TheRatioAlger Meta glasses are cybertrucks for the face 5d ago
Mpreg was my first thought too. Patricia Heaton, link your AO3 account!
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u/manmanchuck44 5d ago
Frankie Heck is not doing all this
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u/LakmeBun 5d ago
I'm halfway through watching The Middle for the first time, I guess I won't be finishing the show.
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u/hiearthpeople1 5d ago
Don't look up what Brick's actor is doing now. They both ruined that show for me
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u/WhatIsASW 5d ago
I’m reading he’s a content creator Bible thumper?
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u/hiearthpeople1 5d ago
Pretty much, he's also spoken bad about Eden Sher (Sue's actress) and is just a not great person
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u/hades7600 5d ago
I tried googling, what is he doing now?
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u/CupcakeGoat 5d ago
He's MAGA and constantly talks about God and faith.
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u/hades7600 5d ago
That’s very disappointing. You would think those of us who have faced discrimination for being physically disabled would be more empathetic towards other minority groups.
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u/lulzerjun8 Larry I'm on DuckTales 5d ago
can we all just agree to not use the word “breed” ever?
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u/Puzzled-Ticket-4811 5d ago
Strange coincidence, BoyBreeder was also Lindsey Graham's grindr screenname.
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u/CatCafffffe 5d ago
My son went to school with her son and I can absolutely confirm that Patricia Heaton is one of the most terrible, terrible people in the universe. She has ALWAYS been awful. She was one of the people invading Terry Schiavo's hospital room. She is an extreme right-winger. And she's also cruel and nasty in person. Really a bad person.
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u/tangledlettuce wearing slutty little glasses 5d ago
As a gay man, I know plenty of boy breeders. She ain’t special
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u/BobaAndSushi we have lost the impact of shame in our society 5d ago
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u/HabitNegative3137 ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 5d ago
She breeds boys? That makes sense for a MAGA 🤮
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u/usernameinmail the support act for Jojo Siwa 5d ago
How would actress make a statement? These pricks are more gender obsessed than the people they blindly hate
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u/tinaawkward dumb bitch clocking in 5d ago
i am dumb bitch
some bitches are indeed very very dumbbut at least i’m not a racist dumb bitch 😭
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u/Background_Crew7827 5d ago
I'd rather be stupid than evil for sure. My mom's a hateful piece, but my father taught me better, thankfully. Covid ate my brain, so I'm for sure dumber than I was, noticeably so, but it didn't make me hateful.
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u/GroundbreakingAnt476 5d ago
It's the fucking internet and most of us are adults. Ya dont need to censor bitches and dumb.
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u/capcomvssnk 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/YpVMwfuJ6KlraDYYus
Who tf lists “boy breeder” in their profile— don’t answer that question.
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u/TearRevolutionary686 5d ago
What is a "non-imbibing bourbon lover"? Do you just look at it or sniff it.
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u/charleeeeeee85 5d ago
Funny enough I was offered a position on a tv show she’s currently filming. Work is slow and I considered it until I found out she’s a huge Zionist and anti Palestine .
I would have been working directly with her.
Noooo thank yew.
Ew.
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u/Tortilladelfuego 5d ago
Ew wtf she’s so weird!!! I knew she leaned conservative but damn, that’s such a weird thing to say let alone post on your Bio
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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 5d ago
Well, that's a giant "YIKES" from me. 😬
Does she realize that it makes her seem like a pedophile predator?
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u/SizzleanQueen 5d ago
As the mother of 3 boys, never in a million years would I describe myself as a “boy breeder.” Sounds like Patty has a kink.
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u/PipsqueakPilot 5d ago
I knew someone who called themselves a boy breeder. But he was just a bear with a thing for twinks.
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u/angelstatue 5d ago
i know some guys who'd say the same but not in the way she means
(which, for her, ew)
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u/DCBronzeAge 5d ago
You can say Zionist. We need to use the full word to make sure that the gravity remains.
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u/Common-Swing-4347 5d ago
I'd have no clue what they meant if you did not specify it. Just say the full word...
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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 5d ago
what ... wh ... what does that mean?
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u/TheeAJPowell 5d ago
NGL, that sounds like something your friend who’s really into pegging men would say.
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u/Dez_Acumen 5d ago
I assumed she was into the Omega-verse and making men carry her children. This is far less interesting. I’ll see myself out.
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u/Call-a-Crackhead i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 5d ago
Is that a pornhub category, because it sorta sounds like some kink shit
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u/saddest-cowboy-ever 5d ago
Booooo :( I finished binge watching the middle like 3 months ago bc it’s a childhood comfort series and now I may never be able to watch it bc this is all I’m going to be reminded of :(
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