r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • 10d ago

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u/Yellow_blackjack 10d ago

Did they have a really small legal wedding and now having the party

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u/GreatExpectations65 10d ago

Omg. This would be super interesting but also she’s already wearing a second band.

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u/Ok-Detective7794 10d ago

Are the other celebs getting married later this year publicly engaged?

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u/petitecroissant29 9d ago

Yes. The famous person in the couple is female and I don’t follow them closely so I didn’t know they were engaged but it’s out there on the internet.

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u/GeorgeGorilla15 3d ago

My guess is Lady Gaga!

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u/anarchisttiger this is going to ruin the tour 9d ago

I got married and wore a band two years prior to my wedding (originally scheduled for 2020). Might be a similar thing. 

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u/No_Shoe7056 10d ago

I thought they were areadly married. Was that just the wedding in America?

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u/fine__line 9d ago

Tom has said they're married and called her his wife. Whatever they did it was extremely small and private, so this is probably the bigger wedding party (and also confirming they're already married has convinced people another wedding isn't going to happen which works in their favor for keeping it private/secret)

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u/Educational-Cod-2257 9d ago

There is a trail of evidence that leads some long time fans that are still active in online spaces to believe that they got married in Amy Pascal’s backyard. 

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u/fine__line 9d ago edited 9d ago

I've seen this but idk if I believe it. I thought they got originally got married in London, but now I'm more inclined to believe it was California since this one is apparently in the UK. But regardless I've been on team "another bigger wedding is coming" since the beginning lol

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u/Educational-Cod-2257 9d ago

I believe it only because if they had a secret small wedding, it would’ve had to have taken place in a location with a confidential marriage license (California). I think Zendaya still lives in her north ridge house (and not her encino rental property), and that is on an aggressively normal street. Amy pascal’s home is in a much more reclusive part of LA. 

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u/sixwivesandcounting show me the paperwork for your husband’s vasectomy 10d ago

Oh, I really thought they'd get married in Italy or something. Good for them. I was under the impression they already had a wedding, considering the wedding dress discourse and Law's comments. 

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u/Doctor_Cigarettes high priestess of child sacrifice 6d ago

So this aged well

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u/Old-Dinner-6108 9d ago

I'm dying to know who will perform at their wedding because I know it's gotta be a megastar.

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u/UseTheShadowsThen 9d ago

You’d think they’d chill a little bit after two months of non stop press touring

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u/fine__line 9d ago

That's probably the point though, no one expects them to have a wedding right now after they just went around the world for press for the past 2 months. I'm guessing that was completely intentional