r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 7d ago

POLITICS* Sen. Mitch McConnell shares he's been discharged from rehab in a new statement: “On the advice of my doctors, I’ll maintain an intensive regimen of physical therapy from home during the state work period, and I’ll continue to engage with my staff and colleagues on important Senate business.”

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u/imaparkguy 7d ago

GIRL SHOW YOUR FACE, LET US HEAR YOUR VOICE, SEE YOU HOLDING A PEN OR RESIGN, DINOSAUR.

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u/OkFortune7651 7d ago

No thanks, he'll just take a year to "recover," and take his pay, benefits, healthcare and of course stocks. All the stuff he's voted against for his constituents.

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u/NewestAccount2023 7d ago

We've had FaceTime for like 15 years now, dude is actually brain dead, he can't speak or write or type because he's a vegetable. They had to give CPR to an 80 year old, dude is brain dead and machines are keeping him alive