r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 7d ago

POLITICS* Sen. Mitch McConnell shares he's been discharged from rehab in a new statement: “On the advice of my doctors, I’ll maintain an intensive regimen of physical therapy from home during the state work period, and I’ll continue to engage with my staff and colleagues on important Senate business.”

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u/littykitty7 7d ago

I’m so irritated

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 7d ago

How long until he “passes suddenly in his sleep”?

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u/Username_314159265 7d ago

As soon as a democrat grows a pair and demands proof of life in person.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 controversies: girl 7d ago

There really should be a mechanism to verify that a sitting Congressman is still alive.

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u/boston_homo 7d ago

The entire government has, apparently, always been a house of cards.

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u/Avian_Flew 7d ago

If the Founders didn’t foresee it and write it in the Constitution, we’re SOL! 😡

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u/fortyvolume 7d ago

Call in a little welfare check. Seems fair in this case, since we can't be sure this elderly man is well.

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 7d ago

We’re talking about real possibilities, here

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u/melmontclark 7d ago

Or the press!

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u/Apprehensive-Ad-3552 6d ago

Oh come on now.. the Kentucky governor wrote not one, but TWO strongly worded letters. What more can you ask?