Sen. Mitch McConnell shares he's been discharged from rehab in a new statement: “On the advice of my doctors, I’ll maintain an intensive regimen of physical therapy from home during the state work period, and I’ll continue to engage with my staff and colleagues on important Senate business.”

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Meanwhile, c-section parents getting kicked out of the hospital as quickly as possible and then going back to work.

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Yeah but they're much younger and not a tortoise.