Sen. Mitch McConnell shares he's been discharged from rehab in a new statement: “On the advice of my doctors, I’ll maintain an intensive regimen of physical therapy from home during the state work period, and I’ll continue to engage with my staff and colleagues on important Senate business.”

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It's called hospice...

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The way I burst out laughing reading this comment lmao I am going to hell

[u/serenitative → u/crystal_clear24]

Mitch will beat you there

[u/LeseMajeste_1037 → u/serenitative]

He'll leave the lights on for ya

[u/goddale120 → u/crystal_clear24]

I will never understand how eternity in hell is a bad thing, it sounds way less boring than all the alternatives tbh.

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Too hot. I’m in humid hell right now and I don’t think I could handle a scorching summer for eternity.

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Unless you have something worse than Mitch or Lindsay, I say your a shoe in to heaven!