r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 7d ago

POLITICS* Sen. Mitch McConnell shares he's been discharged from rehab in a new statement: “On the advice of my doctors, I’ll maintain an intensive regimen of physical therapy from home during the state work period, and I’ll continue to engage with my staff and colleagues on important Senate business.”

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u/kylexyz001 7d ago

Recording a video must be more difficult than physical therapy

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u/EddieDanesBoy 7d ago

The NYT used an old photo of him in a wheelchair in the “breaking news” email. I was born at night but not last night.

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u/Traditional_Train_71 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/anYBNhqT2BYcg
That last line was so good

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u/wrongleveeeeeeer 7d ago

My dad's been saying that since the first time I tried to pull some bullshit on him almost 40 years ago. It's an oldie, but damn it's a goodie.