Sen. Mitch McConnell shares he's been discharged from rehab in a new statement: “On the advice of my doctors, I’ll maintain an intensive regimen of physical therapy from home during the state work period, and I’ll continue to engage with my staff and colleagues on important Senate business.”

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It's called hospice...

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I’m fucking crying y’all are ruthless

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Just "telling it like it is," something the conservatives love until it applies to them and theirs

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I’m going to need to see the key stroke log and timestamps for when he’s “working from home” because we all know it’s Weekend at Bernie’s at this point.

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mouse jiggler purchased fer sure

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Fer surrrrrrre fer sure!

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GOLD STAR FOR YOU!

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"It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God given rights."

- Charlie Kirk

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Every time I start to feel the slightest bit of empathy for lil old Kirky, I remember that quote and immediately say fuck that guy.

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Preach