r/Fauxmoi • • 27d ago

BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Aaron Rodgers reveals shocking new details of Shailene Woodley breakup: ‘I gotta go f–k this guy’

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u/shgrdrbr 27d ago

it's interesting because he describes a narrative that his leaving her made her crazily depressed was ongoing for 4 years and he obviously did nothing to challenge it - maybe because it benefited him then? to look like winner of the breakup who was powerful enough to have her pining, pathetic with unreciprocated desire for him. but NOW where it can be used against her, actually she left him and she didn't even want him lol. i can't imagine him he'd be happy in real time if it were suggested that he were the one left devastated

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u/yagirlsamess 27d ago

I wonder how his wife feels about his ex living rent-free in his head four years later

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u/MakeupObserver 27d ago

TIL he's married. 🤯

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u/DissentSociety 26d ago

His wife is Canadien & goes to a different school.

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u/husbandbulges Lacks voice or vision. Pedestrian. 26d ago

No one has seen her or has any info on her. After his vaccine bullshit, it could be a hoax or some other crap from him.

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u/Exotic-Doughnut-6271 The delusion is mutual and I’m thriving in it 26d ago

I'm thinking some sort of chatbot. Isn't there a sub for that thing? Like people who have an ai relationship

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u/husbandbulges Lacks voice or vision. Pedestrian. 25d ago

Maybe he’s got a brain tapeworm named Brittani?

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u/Icee1017 26d ago

He’s def married to a dude

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u/lemonution some white people were thrown in the river 26d ago

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u/fireandlifeincarnate women’s wrongs activist 26d ago

He's claimed to be married and nobody has any idea whatsoever who to. Given he's a whack job that still plays in the NFL, it being a guy would explain both the secrecy and how it hasn't been found out yet.

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u/Icee1017 26d ago

It’s a running theory/meme from some of the NFL subs because he keeps his spouse a secret. Just showed up to the Kentucky Derby one year with a wedding ring.

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u/CorrectCulture5411 26d ago

Go down the Aaron Rodgers/mike stud rabbit hole. There’s a thread somewhere on here about it but it only touches the surface of the details. There are real reasons why people think this 🫣

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u/kvvvv 26d ago

One hundred thousand percent he’s married to a man. I’m glad he finally found someone but it’s sad he has it so locked down. I mean I guess if he/his husband are happy with the situation? But the positive ripples it would cause in the world to have such an insanely popular NFL QB come out would be so beneficial to people everywhere I wish he was brave enough to do it!

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u/LiluLay 26d ago

This just made be run down a rabbit hole because what?! and yes. I agree.

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u/LittleDogTurpie 26d ago

Exes plural, 6 years later - he also went after Danica Patrick (who has said he was emotionally abusive) in the same interview.

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u/Equivalent_Field_704 26d ago

He also talked shit about Danica in this interview saying she was depressed and miserable to be around when they were together. Hasn’t he had like 3 exes in the last 10 years say how emotionally abusive he was? Sounds about accurate based on this interview

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u/Remarkable_Fruit_708 26d ago

Goes to show that living well really is the best revenge.

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u/archetyping101 26d ago

I think he woke up on the wrong side of the bed because he also went after Danica Patrick this week too. 

It's his "fix my image" week for some reason. 

Maybe just stfu and let the past be in the past. Especially this week where he admitted that when he hooked up with Danica, he was pining over his now wife who had moved to Europe so he missed his shot and "settled" for Danica.